Melania Trump making a wholly unsolicited speech about how she didn’t have a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein is like if I blurted out at a dinner party, “I was not the person who robbed that Wells Fargo yesterday.” Well, except for the part about me never having actually robbed a Wells Fargo.

Prime Minister of Spain Pedro Sánchez: “The Government of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.” 🍿

I’m starting to think that maybe he didn’t actually deserve that prestigious inaugural FIFA Peace Prize.

A sure sign of a genuinely good-hearted person is that whenever they do something positive, they brag about it on social media while slagging off immigrants.

"Now shout at some jars of marmalade!"

Are you going to be long in there, Matthew?

When I hear news like this it makes me so happy that we already won his war a couple of weeks ago.

The UK government is exploring triggering the break clause in Palantir’s NHS contract, the FT reports. A big and absolutely correct step.

My favorite sign, so far. #NoKings

Maybe we give Greenland to Iran in the peace deal

Went to view the Lancaster bomber memorial up be to Collingham,Newark today, on their final open day before official opening in May. Very very impressive, and up there with the Angel of the North in the WoW factor. Visible from the A46 at Norton Disney , above Newark, more impressive close up.

Went to view the Lancaster bomber memorial up be to Collingham,Newark today, on their final open day before official opening in May. Very very impressive, and up there with the Angel of the North in the WoW factor. Visible from the A46 at Norton Disney , above Newark, more impressive close up.

You know what? It’s not bad! Good luck to them! 🇬🇧❤️🎭 youtu.be/yI1Lzi1ufOQ?...

The world is adding 1 GW of solar every HALF DAY. In 2004, that same 1 GW took a whole YEAR. That’s exponential S-curve disruption. Next up: 🔋 Storage explodes 🚗 EVs accelerate 🛢️ Fossil demand gets squeezed Sales tell you what’s happening. Capacity tells you what wins.

Bring Me the Head of Diego Garcia

No surprise....Tice looks like the kind of bloke Coronation Street central casting call up when the story calls for someone to fleece Gail Platt of her life savings again www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Operation Epstein Fury latest TRUMP: We don't need your warships. TRUMP: Can we borrow some warships?

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Must Obey the Leader faithfully, over a Cliff, whilst the Leader etc escapes to his Tax Haven.

As artists have taught their apprentices since the first lump of clay hit a pottery wheel - “It’s way easier to break shit, than make shit.”

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ck... Trump urges UK and others to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attacks - live updates - BBC News FYI donald Go f*** yourself.

Ah yes, Norway - the country that didn't sell off their oil and gas for a quick buck in the 80s and now continue to benefit from profits, dividends and taxes, generating a wealth fund worth over £200k for every citizen.

Who needs Churchill or a bloody beaver on a crisp £5 note?😤 I have been designing some alternatives which I think you’ll agree are infinitely more superior. 👍

Lookalike: Andrew / Android From the new Private Eye, out now.

Ukraine is offering highly successful interceptor drones to Mideast countries in exchange for Patriot missiles. With one PAC-3 costing $4m, and a Sting interceptor costing $2500, a partnership could solve 2 problems at once. Mutual defence against a mutual threat helps us all.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75... I’m not sure if this is even possible but as somebody somewhere said “you can have clean water and you can have privatised water but you can’t have clean privatised water”.

Whoever made this, it’s BRILLIANT. Trump’s “Board of Peace.”

The Foreign Office have issued official advice for UK citizens who now live in Dubai: "You're on your own you tax-dodging bastards! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Setbreak, live from Couch Tour

"join us after the news, where we'll be asking tough questions of Green Party Leader Zack Polanski, and then sitting down for tea and cakes with Reform spokesperson David Bull to check he's okay after his guy came second"

What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances

Operation Epstein Fury

Well worth a look, and he's on Instagram / Facebook marketplace and on the Internet.

Just Bigging up an old school friend of mine from the 1970s, called Leigh Kelsey . He's a Biker, petrolhead and Artist /Signwriter/Sculptor etc etc. And is taking commissions, as well as making pieces of Bike/Car Art for ManCaves/Garage Walls.

Just Bigging up an old school friend of mine from the 1970s, called Leigh Kelsey . He's a Biker, petrolhead and Artist /Signwriter/Sculptor etc etc. And is taking commissions, as well as making pieces of Bike/Car Art for ManCaves/Garage Walls.

Zia Yusuf is Shadow Home Secretary in much the same way that a slug is a combine harvester.

Navy SEALS use box breathing to stay calm & intensely focused during stressful situations. 3 times per day for 5 minutes each will exponentially reduce stress levels.

The P.S is just (chef's kiss). A Labour vote in Gorton and Denton risks letting Reform in. Don't split the vote, do the sensible thing and vote Green...

The Peace President…..