Give noem map, compass & guide, and she'd still get lost on Straight road noem couldn't book single guest on podcast she herself hosts noem couldn't lead silent prayer in empty church😄

maga Twisted Sister 2025🥴

I would have aced that job interview if my "How to Answer Tough Questions" YouTube tutorial hadn't been interrupted by an ad for "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"😜

It's 'truly reassuring' when US 'leaders' present health policy with numerical precision of someone guessing how many jellybeans are in a jar😆 Should US citizens be concerned their Government is being run by bunch of Crazies who caN't do an 8 years old's math?

Ah, classic political strategy: "They're not hostages, they're... Very Reluctant volunteers in Mandatory Requirement"☺️ "Let me be perfectly clear: They were not being held against their will. They were 'merely' experiencing... Compulsory involvement"

Rest assured, God loves you just the way you are

What sort of 'business' forum has guy simulating w*nking 2 giraffes while playing a gay anthem song? No prize for correct answer🤪🤣

If tRump had Any self-awareness, his response would have been "Thanks for the thought but you're a sports not humanity organisation, so I'll pass" But as tRump doesN't, of Damn course he'll make sure world sees him being 'awarded' Embarrassing FIFA peace prize🤤

Enjoy the moment - after this week's election results, No way Fanta Fuhrer allows 2026 midterms to happen😒 Though, 50/50 call he'll be dead before then😍

Coward, Shut Up with Your ""When we fight, we win" BS💩 Where was Your fight to challenge 2024 RIGGED election? You were too 'busy' writing a book! Blood of Democracy is on Your hands😡

maga Muppet mike is right - Federal debt Increase, $1T in Just 2 months, has been Most 'productive' of All time😡

After birth, with repugs, it's strictly thoughts & prayers repugs are 'pro-birth'. Once you're out of the womb, you're on your own kid. Should've chosen richer parents repugs' platform is simple: forced birth, followed by forced poverty & forced medical debt. It's a whole-life experience!😡

george seems 'nice'🤤 Or, is he now pissed made that "If Mamdani wins, I'm moving to Florida" promise?

officer is 'lucky' to still be alive - thank goodness he was wearing ballistic vest🤪 "exploded" sandwich - really?😄

🇨🇦 #ZoranMamdani's full acceptance speech is well worth listening to. #cdnpoli 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 youtu.be/kOQT_4A1eb8?...

Very same people—who claim to be terrified of national debt—who enthusiastically handed credit card to 'man' whose business strategy was defined by bankruptcy🤪 If they were 'thinking' of voting mitch mcconnell for NY Mayor, 'lovely' to see degree of 'research' they put into their decision☺️

Breaking: Single greatest threat to US democracy has been identified - 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue😡 Current resident is doing daily live performance of 'How to Dismantle Government'

GM 🦋 Lot's to look forward to today, I hope Epstein Files 47 feels the pain he has inflicted on America today by slamming the ballot boxes blue. Change. #VOTE💙 #JerseyStrong #IloveNewYork #CAProp50 #VirginaisforDems LFG. #Musicsky #Aerosmith #JanieGotAgun youtu.be/RqQn2ADZE1A?...

It's so 'authentic' to be lectured on economic justice by real estate mogul turned 'president', who 'truly' understands egg prices as they once flew over grocery store on their private jet😉

"If they let more people vote, repugs would permanently lose!" is certainly 'unique' take on democracy😡 Heaven forbid we give American DC & Puerto Rico citizens, who pay taxes & fight in US wars, vote in government that governs them. How blatantly partisan!

Says leading 'historian' of epstein school of international relations, specializing in Underage 'diplomacy' wing😡

"It's disgrace! Immigrant came here & took job as World Series MVP from hardworking American. When will it end?"🤪 "They're taking our jobs, folks! First it was agricultural work, then tech & now they're coming for our most sacred positions: World Series MVPs. What's next, Nobel Prize? Oh, wait..."

Russia, Russia, Russia,. Epstein, Epstein, Epstein. A conversation w/ Journalist Zev Shalev regarding monumental complicity by MSM to hide never ending financial crime submerged in global criminal activity. youtu.be/630uBP8pN1M?... Alpha Omega of Epstein Cover-up pc93.substack.com/p/the-alpha-...

My favourite argument is: "They'd never have made it through the Van Halen Belt" ...... rubbish, all they had to do was "JUMP!"

tRump 'has' to cut food stamps for poor to make room for 'truly needy'—billionaire whose company isn't profitable enough on its own. Don't worry, it will trickle down! $2B SNAP benefit for 'man' who could solve world hunger on a whim but prefers to solve his own cashflow 'problems' instead👿

I think they are fighting the release of the Epstein files in order to blackmail prominent people that are in them. I don’t believe it’s to protect that man at all cause even if he’s all over them who’s gonna actually remove him from office.

magaMorons would suddenly love universal healthcare if they were told it was tRump's idea & that Liberals hate it 'Secret' to universal healthcare was right in front of us whole time: just slap gold-plated 'TRUMPCARE' logo on it😜 "Trumpcare. It's best universal healthcare, everyone says so"

🚨 EXPLOSIVE NEW investigation: We uncovered previously undisclosed details about an 18-month money laundering investigation into Jeffrey Epstein that took place alongside the 2007 sex crimes probe, according to emails obtained from Epstein's personal Yahoo account 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

Kimmie, leave adult things to adults - you focus on being famous🤪 As it took you 6 years to complete 4 years legal apprenticeship program, Reality doesN't seem to be your 'thing'😄

Forget jump-scares from actors in masks. Try heart-pounding terror of "BREAKING NEWS" tRump alert tRump political horror show is never-ending subscription service that automatically renews & you can't cancel "Why settle for 1 night of manufactured Halloween fear when I can provide 365?" - tRump🥴

'peace president' has Given Up💩 "there's not a lot more we can do" says Putin Puppet who's imposed Just 1 sanction package against Russia this year, while EU has imposed 19!

Of course, 'peace president' wants to restart nuclear weapons testing after 33 years - it's what wannabe Nobel Peace Prize winners do😡 So, tRump took his dick measuring tape & toy soliders set on Air Force 1 to Asia www.tbsnews.net/worldbiz/usa...

Agent Orange Cheeto Jesus Commander-in-Cheeto Czar of Cognitive Dissonance Dictator of Delusion Emperor of Alternate Realities Fast-Food Führer Gilded Golem Grand Poobah of Pretend Great Pumpkin of Grievance Mango Mussolin Orange Julius Caesar Pharaoh of Falsehoods Rotund Ruler Tangerine Tornado

"New thing is magnets" says 'stable genius'🤪 "New???" question Chinese. One of earliest known uses of magnets was in China around 200 BC

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HUGE Conflict of Interest🤮 tRump will base his comments/decisions on which 1s 'clean Up 4 House'😡 Truth Social users will b able 2 trade prediction contracts on major events such as political elections, interest & inflation rate changes, commodity prices... www.globenewswire.com/news-release...

"New York Socialists will be Rioting in streets with... Baby Baskets"🤣 "The call has gone out! New York Socialists are mobilizing for violent, disruptive... stroller parade" "We've received reports of heavily-armed with baby baskets, highly-organized cell of socialists preparing to unleash chaos"

Please, please share...and donate if you can. They're going to try to starve us out. #help #donate

"Something's going on here. It's very suspicious. They take perfect, beautiful Queen Elizabeth & replace her with... Who is this woman? Deep State is trying to confuse me. A total scam, folks. We're looking into it"😅

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We are witnessing reign of gilded autocracy, lavishly plated with wealth & vanity of its leaders but utterly hollow within. Its foundation is toxic mix of cruelty, corruption & staggering incompetence, ensuring this grotesque structure is destined to crumble under its own rotten weight🤮

magaMorons, time to turn gay - your future is white males Only🤣 I'm sure rfk jr has 'stable' reproduction idea - thoughts & prayers😃

'Scary' thing in tRump 2.0 world is this Could be true - line between reality & scarasm has become Very blurred🤣🥶

Live $30 PPV of AOC & Jasmine vs "stable genius" tRump cognitive test challenge would clear $150B off US' $38T federal debt🤣 ($30 multipled by 5B PPVs) donnie, think of bigly numbers - Most watched tv event in History. Do it, own the libs, team up with cokehead don jr, you're 'guaranteed' to win😜

Shame dear leader has ordered magaMorons not to believe in renewable energy Their cognitive dissonance after Mamdani's win would have generated enough energy to power the Nation for a Week🤣 "Thank you for your attention to this matter"

#DavidsMonthOfMusic Day 25. A song you love but is/was overplayed. Simple Minds - Don’t You (Forget About Me) youtu.be/CdqoNKCCt7A?si…