Haha I just won $155 on a $10 bet. Let's go Knicks!

How is this not a war crime?

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

Tornado warning‽ I haven’t seen one of those in ages.

@philplait.bsky.social Stargazing question... I live in Colorado and was looking forward to catching the Perseids this year. The peak is August 12 - 13. Should I go late at night on the 12th or a few hours before sunrise on the 13th?

Someday I hope to go to Red Rocks and not be in debilitating pain the next day.

Trey with the Colorado Symphony was incredible tonight.

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

What an unbelievable waste of resources. Everyone in this country could have healthcare, be housed, be fed, sent to college.... but, ya know, what if I made an AI video of fighter jet dumping shit on a city I don't like instead?

I saw Backrooms today. Did I miss something or was I supposed to find this good?

I hope this ends soon, I’m going to see a movie today and I can’t access my tickets because of it.

Feel as though people will truly never understand his death. He was killed for being an Indigenous Queer Man with a Transgender Partner. Every single one of those signifiers on axis/intersections/marginalizations is extremely important, but it is in tandem all at once not just because he “Gay”.

just once I want a guy in a rock documentary to be like "we were fully grown adults and we knew exactly what we were doing. the goal always was to be famous"

I'm officially down 20 pounds in the last 113 days of using Wegovy. I'm just over a month away from being a year sober. Proud of myself for finally taking control of my life.

happy pride month everybody

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

I will never miss my home state. I hate how much of my life I wasted there.

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

This is great and I won’t trust any politician who doesn’t articulate some version of it.

Their new girlfriend is women

Science guys being dudes.

sadly, a thing that strikes me is that I can't recall the last time I saw a prominent/mainstream Democrat politician interact with an actual trans person on camera who is not Sarah McBride. instead of hemming and hawing about "concerns" re trans athletes, they could just show they see us as people

They have reached the point of desperation to hold on to power that they are just openly doing transphobic rants met with laughter by the Fox News hosts. Stephen Miller is the worst kind of cancer to this country.

Interesting that it's just Jack Black and not Tenacious D. Remind me again why Tenacious D isn't playing together again?

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Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

Um, actually the first amendment explicitly states we can boo you. You aren't being cute and funny. You are a mark. Please disappear from public life and go back to fucking couches.

When detainees go on a hunger strike to protest being served spoiled milk and food with worms in it, I’m showing up to help.  It’s something this admin wouldn’t understand. They don't care about people and would rather make racist remarks to justify their own cruelty.

When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.

I will never stop doing this. It's shocking how many people I thought I respected continue using AI.

Finally got a helmet. Loving the new e-bikes around town.

Been thinking a lot about this.

“The only minority destroying America is the billionaires.” - James Talarico

This is a real ad the Paxton campaign is running right now

Currently rewatching Dirty Dancing for the first since I was a literal child. Patrick Swayze was the fucking best. He was pure charisma. Maybe one of the hottest people ever. That's all.

Imagine that, it’s like AI is a scam.

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

Always love when I'm biking through the city and a car makes a big ordeal about passing me and inevitably revs their engines and go as fast as hell.... only for a block or two later for me to pass them. YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING FAST IN TOWN especially since there are stop lights every block.

I guess my only real problem with AI is that it doesn't work, uses all the water, makes the worst people who ever slime-trailed across this green earth richer, gives monsters cover to crater organizations, destroys lives in both obvious & subtle ways & also isn't even AI. Besides that, I'm for it.

DON HERTZFELDT, in this the year of our oversized spoon 2026, has uploaded a HD version of Rejected to his YT channel?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SO HAPPY HIIIIII

My job is to pour drinks, not know what game is on what channel at all times. For reasons I'll never understand, cable providers love to hide the sensor for the remote in a place that is unreachable from the bar without doing some Goofy-like stretch and pointing.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Get fucked. AI is fucking dog shit. Billionaires don't want you to be creative or think freely. This is all a scam that is destroying minds and the environment.