I’m sure this is fine

Child rearing is always particularly hard on the Grundy men. Sometimes they’ve had to wait an extra half hour for their dinner. #TheArchers

'Starmerism' is being unbothered by such trivial concerns as 'is that even true, though?' or even follow-up questions like 'is this lie even a useful one for us to tell?'

I wonder if all the bogends who reply 'Paywall' to any post from a paying site pick up a tin of soup in Tesco and shout 'NOT Free!' at the self checkout.

My old man's a thermos He wears a thermostat

Let things die! Especially things with that Baldwin twat in them.

some shit is about to go down

If the person in charge of the Home Office openly and brazenly lies about asylum seekers and refugees, how do we know her employees are not lying in asylum hearings?

Grundy spawn will be called Joe/Jo. Spelling dependant on gender. #TheArchers

"I'm sorry Amber, bad news: it's definitely a Grundy." #TheArchers

Put the dairy on the map! That map being the EHO 1/5 stars location map. #TheArchers

So it’s got a heart. Probably not George’s then. #TheArchers

Well that all looks normal #TheArchers

Yes Helen you invented a cheese. You definitely didn’t stick a Borsetshire label on a Stilton. #TheArchers

It really is very easy to become a master cheese maker. Couple of weeks and you have it down. #TheArchers

Amber and George have the first pregnancy scan. I'm sure there'll be no shocks... #TheArchers

I’ve never wanted to pour Brent crude off of the back of a cruise ship whilst punching a penguin more! #630comedy

Your regular reminder that the UK is in fact a high trust society and anyone who implies it isn’t is either selling you a pup or has bought one.

Tax exiles stuck in London desperately trying to get *back* to Dubai to avoid becoming tax resident in the UK? Just great stuff. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

They'd better say thank you

Delivery of ingredients today. I’m giving gyūdon a go for the first time at the weekend.

We have this scrap of red wrapping paper left over from Christmas. It found it's way on to the hall carpet and ever since Molly has treated it as her own personal red carpet - she'll always go and sit like this if she can't decide what else to do 🐈

I figured most of the reposts would be people finding the screenshots funny but no! People just didn’t know.

For my fellow Gundam and Warhammer builders

Oh, @cha0tic.bsky.social was always lovely. Safe travels past the bypass! #TheArchers

Am sticking with my bet that the right is reading this wrong and that the majority of voters are not at all unhappy Starmer has upset Trump by holding back from a war whose purpose and end game no-one seems able to define.

Shame they didn’t see more people getting punched in the face.

"The UK has got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the beautiful fields. A magician lives in them, and he solves locked room murders with the lady from Men Behaving Badly. He is a disgusting individual. Long curly hair, very unkempt, very very disrespectful."

Trying to think of something I wouldn’t do for £40m…

After a decade of this "orange man bad and dumb" is still better analysis than a large chunk of well paid commentary.

Oh… they were sacrificing an interesting and believable name to show off how clever they were. Yeah, that worked. #TheArchers

Bloody nepo babies!

FFS!

Steady Helen if you take a job like that you are actually going to have to do some work, there will be no floating off to Paris with the boys unless it’s booked and covered, you will have to hire, have to manage and can’t have any Ecoli slip ups #TheArchers

Spuggy?!?!? FFS! #TheArchers

Second nature after a week? This cheese making lark sure is easy! #TheArchers

She clearly doesn’t know what those words mean. #TheArchers

Right. Have we guessed which second rate outfit from the salad days of Britpop Reuben is from? #TheArchers

“I don’t relish the competition so I’m nobbling you” #TheArchers

I’m convinced this is how a bay leaf would talk

the Dubai dickheads remind me of how Ballard portrayed the western enclaves in Shanghai in Empire of the Sun

No one expects the Spanish trade position.

trickle down economics is bull shit and if you believe it then you are stupid. great replacement is bull shit and if you believe it then you are racist. vaccines are safe and effective and if you believe otherwise you should be shunned from society

One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.

We’re back

Just go to the police. Not for your own conscience, just to save us from having to listen to it anymore. #TheArchers

So, is anything going to happen? #TheArchers