Chris is fine. That was definitely the sound of someone who is fine. I’ve got an ear for these things! #TheArchers

Oh god! Is there’s going to be a “hilarious” mixup concerning Rex’s fidelity with Kirsty. #TheArchers

Dear SWs, I'm not watching Blue Lights, fuck off. God, I hope this won't be fucking Middlemarch all over again. #TheArchers

Awkward Fumblings In The Dark was the name of my OMD tribute band. #TheArchers

The most unhinged piece you'll read today

Laughs in South Holland

Yes, I’m disappointed they didn’t pick me, but I have to admit Mojtaba wanted it more

Mick McManus

The Animals of Farthing Wood. Just NIMBY foxes opposing the construction of new homes. I'm glad so many of them died in various harrowing ways.

Does this war make me look fat?

I, perhaps, shouldn’t have drunk the second bottle of wine. Who knew?!?

The world’s richest man sticking with a Gulfstream rather than a converted airliner class suggests he might not be that secure in his money.

Fascinating how much she wants this to be true

Work in The Hague? Are they finally bringing charges against Brian? #TheArchers

Well done Kate. That was an entire 35 seconds of confidentiality. #TheArchers

Did Kate shag Rex or Toby? At the time they were indistinguishable. #TheArchers

A small insight into our conversations- -I’m just at the garage is there anything you need? -could you grab me some some wine for the gravy. Haha! That gravy is perfect. This wine shall be mine!

Will chasing after the uptake is never not funny. A deeply thick man. #TheArchers

Naval Orange #TheArchers

I am the Am????? FFS! #TheArchers

didn't not do a double take at that illustration, let me tell you

See! This is the sport Ambridge should move to. Much more interesting than cricket, quicker too. #TheArchers

Oh no, the audit has suggested they get Tony put down, hasn't it.!? #TheArchers

Said this before, be careful how you setup the slideshow. We did one for our dad’s funeral. Looped the photos but not the music. Dock on the Bay finished, the playlist went on to a random following song. The coffin was brought into the crematorium to All That She Wants by Ace Of Base! #TheArchers

A single hotel order, no matter how big, would be negligible for the dairy. #TheArchers

Boooooooo! #TheArchers

🎵Ruairi, it's me, I'm Jenny I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window🎵 #TheArchers

Rein it in Tracy. There’s no loyalty for this level of forelock tugging from Helen. You’ll end up the same way as Clarrie, jobless with a nasty taste in the mouth. #TheArchers

So now everybody is made up can George go back to treating Ed like Wile E. Coyote? #TheArchers

The Ambridge Sumo Stable should be founded immediately! #TheArchers

Sorry Adam, I was ears deep in your sister. #TheArchers

An occasional series of Mrs Nick quotes: “Oh Tom is such a moaning, entitled shit. He sounds like Prince Andrew” #TheArchers

Maybe Starmer’s magic lamp had one more wish in it.

Well #thearchers took a turn today. @onambridge.bsky.social @thecidershedpod.bsky.social

My most unpopular opinion is that farming out the death penalty for child murderers to the hard faced horrible cunts they share prison wings with is a societal failure and instead of relishing when one gets killed, we should be ashamed our prison system is so broken.

It feels horrible that people are celebrating that a murderer and rapist got to kill again.

There’s a new series of Bob’s Burgers I didn’t know about!

Disgraceful beyond belief.

I’m sure this is fine

Child rearing is always particularly hard on the Grundy men. Sometimes they’ve had to wait an extra half hour for their dinner. #TheArchers

'Starmerism' is being unbothered by such trivial concerns as 'is that even true, though?' or even follow-up questions like 'is this lie even a useful one for us to tell?'

I wonder if all the bogends who reply 'Paywall' to any post from a paying site pick up a tin of soup in Tesco and shout 'NOT Free!' at the self checkout.

My old man's a thermos He wears a thermostat

Let things die! Especially things with that Baldwin twat in them.

some shit is about to go down

If the person in charge of the Home Office openly and brazenly lies about asylum seekers and refugees, how do we know her employees are not lying in asylum hearings?

Grundy spawn will be called Joe/Jo. Spelling dependant on gender. #TheArchers

"I'm sorry Amber, bad news: it's definitely a Grundy." #TheArchers