this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

Strap in for my top ten Christmas songs (I appreciate that nobody asked) Here's no. 10

Probably good not to get a nice epitaph from a predatory nonce.

For years Moral Maze featured unrepentant genocide deniers. It has always been a stain.

A housing development in Potter’s Bar did everything right: • 900 homes, almost all 3- and 4-bad family homes • *50% affordable housing* • A third of the site green space, plus sports fields and a play area • A new school and care home • Planners recommended it Obviously the council said…no!

Mousecow is very glad she doesn't have to go out in the rain. #EverybodyLovesMousecow

New kitten day is quite the thing. Elsie and Bertie were unbelievably cute. Awful now of course…

These people need the same thing everybody else in the world needs: a 22 year old Honda Accord.

Shocked by the awful death of Rob Reiner. I spoke with him for over an hour last night. We talked about his work and his plans for the future. I always enjoyed his company. We met at his Dad's in 1975. Last thing he said to me was "See you next year.." Such a terrible end. Such a sweet man.

The very wealthy should have their money taken away until they learn to actually enjoy it.

Lamb chops? Have Eddie and Clarrie taken out a bank loan for those? #TheArchers

A costume… how many sodding costumes does one village need? In the seven years I’ve lived in this village I haven’t seen anybody in need of any costume. #TheArchers

I'd pay good money not to see a Christmas tractor parade. #TheArchers

Pat no appetite? A Christmas sickness? Norovirus running rampant through the farm? Wouldn’t that be a shame… #TheArchers

What the fuck would Eddie know about community? He ‘s only aware of other people when he’s trying a stupid scam. #TheArchers

When is Esme going back the West Country/Yorkshire enclave of Belfast? #TheArchers

A reminder that this is the same man who has just spent the past week calling all the Jewish victims of his own horrific anti-semitic abuse liars

Captain Tom's daughter, 2024

I, personally, would not post this after a terrorist attack that caused the death of (at least) 10 people.

‘Yes. Having the shits in Ambridge has really put me off the idea of a holiday in Australia.’ 🤪 #TheArchers

I was Christmas tree shopping whilst #TheArchers was on. This episode really showed why I’d be a terrible doctor. I’d have just stepped over Larry and carried on with my day.

Just got back from buying Hanukkah doughnuts to read about the Bondi Beach attacks. Numbing.

Poor Amal only has $30k to last her the week! Scamming scum.

100 wacks for the birthday boy

Isn't it great that "dead-eyed sociopath" has now become a viable career path.

Every time I see these posts I think they’re photos of Duxford

does the Grinch’s dick unfurl like a fiddlehead?

We’re watching that F1 film. Effectively, I think, Brad Pitt is playing a fictionalised Tiff Needell. #F1

It’s like a nineties hen night! #Strictly

My Apple Music end of year thing says the my top five acts of this year were: Leonard Cohen Tom Waites Two Gallants HMHB Asleep At The Wheel Sounds more of a psych exam than fun music rundown.

Damian spitting truth here. The centrists just can't deal with it.

Thinking earlier about this very specific Sliding Doors moment, and wondered how those in the alternate timeline are doing now.

Beads!

Uncomfortable

We’re going back to the eighties this afternoon. I’m gonna invest heavily in the Tokyo housing market. What could go wrong?

I mean, Yay! But at the same time Boo! #Oofffttt

These are my top three pallet sizes in order of preference. 1) UK standard. Easy to access from any side, sort of square shape, often a pleasing blue colour. 2) EURO. 33 per standard class one trailer. Easy access from one side. 3) US. Just weird. Oddly low with one side completely blocked off.

As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet. Forever.

It's almost word for word the briefing that Johnson's team were putting out in spring 2022.

If only there was a precedent for getting rid of a weak, appeasing prime minister who systematically capitulated in the face of a strong man authoritarian foreign dictator during a time of war 🤷

When you suddenly start caring about allegations of anti-semitism again

Good morning

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The racists on X have found this piece, via a wonderful piece @jeevunsandher.bsky.social has written for @renewaljournal.bsky.social. Mostly I just feel sad for them that they see Britain as a cruel & horrible place with no joy but the level of hatred & abuse on X is awful bsky.app/profile/rene...

“Tributes have been paid to one of Bristol City’s most well-known hooligans, who has died after a tragic accident whilst being racist”