The family are finally back together.!! That can only end well, eh Eddie... #TheArchers

Cider Club.!! #TheArchers

Grandad Will.!! #TheArchers

Wow, homemade coleslaw.!? Whatever next.!?! #TheArchers

So did this cheese-making Borsetshire Britpop blokes band have a running feud with their more urban Borchester-based rivals back in the day, maybe one fronted by two brothers.!? #TheArchers

An organic cheese competitor...bring it on posh-girl, bring it on.!! #TheArchers

You could have as many Angus's as you want on your model railway, Tony... #TheArchers

Ha, cheesed off Tony.!? I fear you have been mate, your cows are being well and truly cheesed off.!! #TheArchers

Hell hath no fury like a Tony Archer taking umbrage... #TheArchers

Oh no, the audit has suggested they get Tony put down, hasn't it.!? #TheArchers

Brain is going to have to have Ruarigh murdered, isn't he...in the fine tradition of dynastic sagas.!! #TheArchers

Tell Susan, Trace.!! She would love to be Director of Operations at a celebrity organic dairy... #TheArchers

Reuben Sparrow.!? The Reuben Sparrow.!?! #TheArchers

Miranda's going to be your new mummy, Ruarigh...tell her what's wrong.!! #TheArchers

Director of Operations at the Little Croxley Organic Dairy.!? Is there a higher honour in all of Borsetshire.!?! #TheArchers

Eddie is nearly 75.!? Yep, I fear that is old... #TheArchers

Maybe he could ask her to cosplay Jennifer every so often.!! #TheArchers

Oh hello Miranda, I just wondered if you might be interested in a local gigolo service I'm thinking of setting up as a side hustle... #TheArchers

So what is this new inclusive sport that will take the village by storm then? My money's on Korfball.!! #TheArchers

Time to get that crossed cricket bats and “Ambridge 'til I die" tattoo, Adam... #TheArchers

Yep, Adam...he was in the middle of your sister #TheArchers

Adam is going to bat for Darrington.!? #TheArchers

What was that sound effect...kissing with tongues.!?! #TheArchers

😄😄😄 #TheArchers

Other Food and Farming Awards are presumably available, eh BBC... #TheArchers

To Ambridge coachman, and don't spare the half coconut shells... #TheArchers

Is Kirsty still enjoying the occasional Ryanair-enabled no-strings weekend shag with...who was it, Jakobs brother.!? #TheArchers

Hold your horses...as the compere for the farrier competition might say.!! #TheArchers

This morning's #TheArchers omnibus is bought to you by the UK Council for the Promotion of Regional County Shows... remember folks, they're for older people.!!

Give the cheese business to Kirsty and go to Scotland, Helen...if only for the rest of us to be able to enjoy hearing Susan's reaction to new ownership at the Dairy.!! #TheArchers

I hope Finlay's paid extra for a late checkout time... #TheArchers

Goat-shoeing competition, David.!? #TheArchers

😄😄😄 #TheArchers

A cheese selection pack.!? #TheArchers

She's taking Dane to meet this fella with her.!? Wow Helen, a threesome, really.!?! #TheArchers

Your mum's a slave to the cheese now, Chelsea... #TheArchers

Cheesemaking instruction...live on your radios now.!! #TheArchers

Goats on motorbikes.!! That's an act I'd go to Borchester to see... #TheArchers

Ah...many years ago I saw a similar act on the square outside Sagrada Familia in Barcelona...goat jumped off the top of a stepladder through a flaming hoop.!! #TheArchers

I'll say it again David...horses on motorbikes.!! #TheArchers

Woeful attention to detail...the last thing you need on a working dairy, eh Susan.!? #TheArchers

Horses on motorbikes, David... that'd pack the punters in.!! #TheArchers

I predict cheesemaking mix up comedy gold on the horizon... #TheArchers

Wow, Susan was right to be concerned...Kirsty doesn't appear to know her cheese from her yoghurt.!! #TheArchers

Yes Susan...Kirstie.!! #TheArchers

Many years ago I went to the Shrewsbury Show... highlight was this act. David could do worse than seeking something similar: share.google/LLiBdYP0cuUT... #thearchers

The Borchester Show.!? Have we heard of this in previous years.!?! #TheArchers

Tilly Button? Speeding.!? In a hot hatch.!?! Who'd have thought it... #TheArchers

As the world's handcart rolls a little faster towards it's seemingly inevitable final destination, let's seek some solace in the everyday story of country folk with #TheArchers omnibus...

We can only hope that the local bar serves a refreshing glass of ice cold Birra Shiresetta on its terrace in the sun.!!