@peterclines.bsky.social I never thought I'd be enthralled listening to the description of a couple pieces of meat thawing. #DeadMoon

@thebandcake.bsky.social I am trying to decide if, as a parent, I've failed miserably or reached ultimate success. As we were driving, The Distance came on the radio so I turned it up. My son (16) disengaged from whatever he was doing on his phone, looked at me and said "What the Fuck is this?"

By age 45 you should have: • A favorite chair • Dangerously high cholesterol • Shirts older than some of your coworkers • Constant but manageable despair • Reported a scrolling “Select Your Birth Year” wheel as a hate crime • Lost the ability to recognize that 1999 wasn’t, like, last year

1999 was last year and you can’t convince me otherwise cuz it’s just science.

The Samethans

@peterclines.bsky.social In the past 4 weeks I have devoured all five books of the #ex-series (ex- purgatory was my favorite), and #theFold and am currently working my way through #ParadoxBound Well done sir, I just have to ask, why aren't more authors using the term "Baker's dozen"?

@timpratt.org I missed Zax, thank you!

Dammit @peterclines.bsky.social I'm reading #TheFold Last night before bed I planned on reading a chapter, maybe 2. Open up chapter 45 (last of ID Error), then I got to The Mouth. An hour-ish later and well into The Desert at the End of All Things (chapter 55). I forced the book closed #WellDone

@danielkraus.com if I accept Audible's offer of a free book and use it to pre-order Angel down, do you still get paid by them or do they not pay authors for books they give away? (Your answer will determine if I accept the offer or not)

After seeing some of @peterclines.bsky.social posts here I thought I'd check some of his books from the local library. Well, I devoured #ex-heros in about a day and half. Before I go back and get the rest of the ex- series I'm going to read #TheFold and #ParadoxBound. #booksky #SummerReadingBinge

My kids describing me to their friends

Not to say it's been a while since I picked up my golf clubs but the bottle of sunscreen I had in my bag expired in 2008

Why the “Don’t Tread On Me” Bumper Sticker on My Car Means I Don’t Have to Use My Turn Signal thehardtimes.net/blog/why-the...

Ten things I hated as a kid but love as an adult… 10. Buying stationery 9. Dark chocolate 8. Gherkins 7. Going to bed early 6. Naps 5. Wearing a coat 4. The end of school holidays 3. Getting vouchers for my birthday 2. Not being invited to parties 1. Being a kid

@gotransit.bsky.social who thought having fare inspectors wear vests that say "Revenue Protection" was a good idea?

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I was jay-walking in NYC, bumped into Chris Farley

@agotoronto.bsky.social it is time for me to renew my annual pass (for the 3rd time). I know that you occasionally offer deals for people wanting to upgrade to a full member. Any chance there is a current promo code I can use to upgrade? (Never hurts to ask) #supportart

Does anyone have a single ticket available for the @frankturner.bsky.social show in #Oshawa on May 15? Frank Turner and #DaveHause are two of my favorite artists and I'm kicking myself for missing the show announcement.

Done and done...looking forward to reading jt

If you’re in line when the polls close, stay in line. You can still cast your ballot. Your vote matters.

Elbows up, Canada! 🇨🇦 Get out there and vote. Don’t let what is happening to us, happen to you.

If you don’t vote, you don’t get to whine and moan about the government.

Liberals - do not listen to any messaging that says "Liberals already have it in the bag so Liberal voters needn't bother voting". Disregard that stuff, it is a voter suppression technique. Tomorrow get out and vote come hell or high water. #cdnpoli

Please make sure you VOTE. We are so close to getting rid of that scumbag PP. Just vote guys. We have this one in the bag if you VOTE. I promise. JUST VOTE.

Because I'm fancy, I got a set of metal collar-stays. They come with magnets so I can put them on the inside of my shirt and they attract to the metal stay to make my collar look all professional-like.

@scalzi.com just finished #WhenTheMoonHitsYourEye. I thought the description of the Venus landing was the best thing you had ever written, and then I got to Day 20. I can't wait to see how your outdo yourself in your next book. Congrats on an another absolutely beautiful piece of literary art

Apparently voting is open for the World Fantasy and British Fantasy Awards now so I will awkwardly note that Days of Shattered Faith is eligible for the appropriate novel categories for both.

@lilblackheart.bsky.social has the absolute best feed on this site.

Post a photo of you from a different era High school grad photo, 1992

My kids are complaining they're hungry. I told them to leave me alone. I'm reading #WhenTheMoonHitsYourEye by @scalzi.com My wife didn't appreciate that response, I guess I should get her into the his stuff too, she'd fully get it

Our new book "Hi, Earth" is available now via @andrewsmcmeel.bsky.social 📚

Tonight’s cocktail: a Bitter Bitter Bitter Bitter Bitter Bitter Bitter Canadian

Hounds 🤌🏿

Only 43% of Ontarians voted in our provincial election last month. EVERY CANADIAN WHO IS ELIGIBLE NEEDS TO VOTE FEDERALLY.

@scalzi.com can you confirm?

The Nova Music Festival Exhibition arrives in Toronto in April 2025, honouring the victims and survivors of the October 7 attack. A powerful tribute to resilience, remembrance, and the unifying power of music. zurl.co/0nJxT

When Mike Myers wore his "Canada Is Not For Sale" t-shirt on SNL, he mouthed a secret code: "elbows up." It's a reference to the great Gordie "Mr. Elbows" Howe who punished those that messed with his team. You heard him Canada: elbows up. If anyone asks why, tell them that Mike Myers sent you.

I just signed a petition demanding the Minister of Innovation, Science and Industry Ban X/Twitter in Canada. Join me in signing here: you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba... you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba...

Volodymyr Zelenskyy was the only adult in the room when he was with Trump and Vance. He was classy enough not to tell them to get stuffed.

I know there’s a boycott today, but - I supported my local record store, spent cash, and bought records where the artist gets a lot more of the money than if I had bought online/streamed it, so I don’t feel guilty about it. I needed the dopamine rush.

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

Will Tr*mp make his move into Canada at the same time as P*tin expands hostilities against Ukraine? I really hope I'm wrong and just have an overactive imagination