Pretty much sums up this little experiment

It really captured my chin folds brilliantly.

For anyone who needs this gif tonight

Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all.

New app: Googly Eyes Eyes that follow your mouse pointer, in your menu bar sindresorhus.com/googly-eyes

I can’t come into work today cuz I got a dog on my lap

I am a serious man and a talented engineer, and I'm tired of so many of you not taking me seriously.

Strava - but for sitting on my arse.

7 years ago today, I packed up my stuff, said goodbye to my friends, and got on a plane and never returned to the place I had always called home— London. I had spent my entire 20s transitioning into a tech bro with a warped vision of success and happiness…

Happy to announce, my 2nd solo app ever Silk Road Journey has launched on #VisionPro. It leveraged great capabilities of VP & transform tech into history alive. Bringing important cities to you, just like being there. One millennium, just one touch away. #travel #apple #indie #buildinpublic

WOOOOOooooOOOOOKEE

I got up at silly o'clock this morning, so did a quick update to indiebuilds.co. Profile pictures are now imported from the Google provider. Next I'll store it in storage on initial sign up, so creators don't need to manually add one.

It’s a what now?

All AI startups 😂 #memes #startups #founders #AI

Zucks pee pee is on the run, again.

*unsubscribed from America

I once saw a child feeding an alligator in a zoo. His dad was holding him up so he could feed it. That’s it, that’s the post.

and I would have got away with it if there wasn’t all those witnesses… - Jehovah

🇮🇩 👋😀 Halo, Indonesia! My goal-tracking app Wins is now also available in Indonesian! apps.apple.com/app/id166831... That’s now 24 languages in total. And more are coming soon 🙂 #buildinpublic #goals

I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.

I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.

hey siri play top hits. ok, got it, now playing 17th century French folk music.

I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.

I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.

Sam Altman is 98.3% podcasts at this point, which a few points higher than the average white male.

Sam Altman is 98.3% podcasts at this point, which a few points higher than the average white male.

Our new AI model outperforms your mum on all benchmarks and can put up with your bullshit 34.5% of the time without hallucinations

Custom agents killed my vibe

Our new AI model outperforms your mum on all benchmarks and can put up with your bullshit 34.5% of the time without hallucinations

All this talk of soup bowls is making me hungry.

The new final destination movie but it’s just cyber truck owners sealing their fate.

Claude doesn’t know I’m cheating on it with at-least 4 other open source woores. But like, not in a weird way.

GPT, generate me a blog post on the importance of not flossing, ever.

Mistrals AI's new models look fantastic, but as a 🇬🇧 I cannot use French technology due to them all smelling like mouldy cheese and BO.

I know that North America is on fire right now, but that’s NOT an excuse not to wish that guy you met once in a zoom call for 5 minutes from your last job, a happy birthday on LinkedIn.

I know that North America is on fire right now, but that’s NOT an excuse not to wish that guy you met once in a zoom call for 5 minutes from your last job, a happy birthday on LinkedIn.

IOT - Internet of Tiddies

IOT - Internet of Tiddies

Here’s some alternative names for the ketamine man baby you are free to use in your leftist social circles. Space Karen Emerald Nazi Hitler Haircut Elongated Muskrat Sissy SpaceX Cyber Cuck

Wake up babe, AI in that app you don't use just dropped.

Here is your 2 factor authentication code for Deeznuts. If you did not request Deeznuts, contact [email protected]

Here is your 2 factor authentication code for Deeznuts. If you did not request Deeznuts, contact [email protected]

I’m hearing an awful lot of talk this new DeepThroat R1 thing.

I’m hearing an awful lot of talk this new DeepThroat R1 thing.

I don’t want to worry anyone, but I don’t know what the fuck I am ever doing.

How dare you assume I learned a lesson

AGI is here.

Microdosing hell by living in America

Everything is stupid. Especially my code.

Sure AI is great n all, but how good is it picking up dog shit?