Ran into a problem in prod? Just generate a fake cloudflare error page and blame it on them - gives you time to fix. #foss #devops #cloudflare #infosec

How many Kubers do i have to Nettee before I’m a platform engineer?

We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be

one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

FACTS:

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

Anyone who doesn't do 1-4-2-5-3-1 is a psychopath. Announce yourselves, cowards!

DNS is a 4 letter word

Apple: "What if we made off-by-1 errors a _feature_ ..."

Don’t lose the plot.

🤣🤣

I’m looking at reviews on targets website, and it seems they left gibberish on the tags. Perhaps they couldn’t find a Pride statement that was aligned with their ant-DEI stance

kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.

It seems like a good time for a reminder to buy your pride merch from queer owned business.

If you're in the US and got denied a health insurance claim, please check fighthealthinsurance.com It's FREE, will not hoard your private information, and yes it's AI, but used for good (and made by someone who really knows what she's doing ❤️ and all code is on github)

GOP congress critters: “Pete, we need you tp help us justify the proposed increase in defense spending” Hegseth leans back and shotguns another Coors: “… What if we had to replace a bunch a jets ahead of schedule?”

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

This is high art

@socallinuxexpo.bsky.social was a blastttttt Awesome to be able to not only speak but bring the tiny humans to meet all my friends and experience their first tech conference! #Scale22x @jermops.bsky.social @jerdog.dev @garethgreenaway.com

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Zelenski 3️⃣ ‐ 0️⃣ Trump

"Spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." "A lawyer at advertising conglomerate Interpublic Group fielded a phone call ... from a lawyer at X. The message was clear ... Get your clients to spend more on Elon Musk’s social-media platform, or else." A merger could be tanked. Gift!

Ok but like..... where did Scarecrow get a pistol?

Yes… ha ha ha… YES!

hi, gymnastics expert here! this is not funny, gymnasts only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

@brandon.dimcheff.com this implies the existence of shorts of holding

Well that's some unfortunate story placement

characters i love (2024)

rule 34 remains undefeated thomas

Ever since ordering me me new M3Pro machine, @uberbradyhas been more excited about it than I have. It pained him greatly that it arrives 1 day into my 2.5 weeks away... to the point where his reply to my saying i was finally headed home was: (1/?)

A few months after Mr Peanut made a late-night visi to Audrey2's little shop...

Upgraded my home server with some new hard drives last night

oh wow, we survived a horrifying global pandemic where being sick could get others around you sick & result in their deaths & now we believe in actually using sick days. How scandalous.

US GOVT: We own/operate more atomic clocks than any other entity on the planet Also US GOVT: 'eh.. close enough.. send it

Hey boss, tell me you're angry at me for taking 3 weeks off w/o telling me you're angry at me for taking 3 weeks off (1st day back calendar event)

I guess it's a Dog Shaming kind of morning 😕

I didn't just giggle with glee, you giggled with glee (No, this isn't running off the Sparcstation.... wayyyy too underpowered. I do wanna hack the RasPi into the case, tho 😎😎)

Equifax: “Make sure you turn on two factor authentication!”

I don't know, LastPass. Are you? Are you, though?

How it started

CW: blood Well, I guess this this is what "I swear I'm not going to be doing tree/woods clearing work all day, just for a couple minutes while I wait for the dog to go, I don't need to put on long pants" looks like... 8 hours in the woods later

Actual zoom recording from when @snipe.lol and @uberbrady.bsky.social handed me keys to the hosting infrastructure... https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRoER4Be/

Well, this is quite an operation