Middle schoolers are hilarious about this. “Never trust a clanker!”

I am not a vet but I have figured out how to treat a cat’s goopy eye. If you’ve just noticed some oozing you can get Vetericyn at petco and apply that. It’s antibacterial and won’t hurt your buddy. If you think it’s bacterial, you can get some Veterra sent to you overnight via Amazon.

ME: If Darth Maul talked to me in that voice, I’d be a Sith by the end of the week. KEVIN: Honey, you’d be a Sith ANYWAY.

Today recap: state testing remains tedious, gonna have to go see another specialist doctor, I am bad at job interviews.

I have a lot of feelings about Project Hail Mary but the book not the movie. That’s just how I roll.

Had a nightmare about some teacher test I had taken that involved an oral assessment. The overall grade was an A- but the grade on the oral was an F- and I was crushed. It felt like being right back in college again.

I am the cheesy protein biscuit master!!! Bwahahaha!

Nothing says “great night’s sleep,” like having your favorite pillow tear and threaten to send buckwheat hulls all over your bed in the middle of the night.

Are we there yet "It's the Moon, stop saying 'Are we there yet'" Oh sorry Are we there YET

Am I a person who has acquired no-tie shoe laces? Yes I am. Fuck tying shoes.

I’m so excited I can’t breathe.

8th grader: I’m going to pretend like I can’t hear you. Me: in that case those earbuds you aren’t supposed to have at school can spend the day in the office, and if you continue on this path I will tell them to only give them to a parent. (100% that bitch).

Apple health app: hey we’re concerned about your walking stability Me (nearly four months into a torn meniscus): me too, app, me too.

Breakfast seems like a plan. #baking

I started Wegovy last week and I’m not actually talking about it with people I see on the day to day because if I can’t tolerate it or pay for it and I have to give up, then no one will know I failed. You won’t get a before and after picture from me. Or numbers.

Me: I get paid on the last weekday of the month. Services everywhere: great we’ll charge you on the 28th! Me: I don’t think you heard what I just said.

If you are out protesting today, stay safe. I love you.

Welp I had planned my next week as a factor meals week but the shipper damaged my box and destroyed it and everybody’s just like “well nothing we can do but give you a credit.” So uh, now I have to cook fucking meals for lunch and breakfast this week with what I have on hand. Fuck.

Adult content? No, sorry, this adult is never content.

We must believe in a world to create that world

Diet Coke is still real gross.

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Propagating my sister’s Thanksgiving Cactus (note the horns) in my new cute little planters from Naked Root. Yeah that’s Miracle Grow potting soil, that’s what their parent plant has absolutely thrived in.

When I was on weight watchers I had access to a ton of resources about like, where and what to eat at restaurants and recipes to meet your points. Starting a GLP-1 and am intimidated by the protein requirements and I am not finding a lot of that kind of info? No I don’t want to download an app.

A lot of us in USA would be well served to recall that when we look back on that era we don't call it Germany With Some Nazis we call it Nazi Germany. We don't distinguish between people who silently disapproved or didn't like it but accepted it. We lump them in with the Nazis. And that is correct.

Reason 1 billion to choose the bear.

Rename everything with Cesar Chavez’s name on it to be named after Dolores Huerta. And rename everything with Donald Trump’s name on it to be named after E. Jean Carroll—or one of his many, many other victims.

Mort and the Red Dot. #cats #CatsofBluesky

My sister just gave me some of her thanksgiving cactus to propagate. Absolutely stoked.

I wrote a bunch more fanfic snippets nobody but the people I hang out on discord with will ever read. But I’m feeling pretty positive about it so that’s okay.

No matter how much I clean my house still seems like a mess. Fuck. I think I need a better storage situation in some of the closets? Idk.

It might be St Patrick’s day but I am a teacher on spring break so I am not dressing up for anything. *unless my mom wants me to come over for dinner (unlikely) in which case I have shamrock earrings

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Four years ago my sister had a work challenge for Pi Day to make an extreme pizza pie. She only likes cheese. So we put fourteen fucking kinds of cheese on the pizza. It worked, but there was so much cheese you couldn’t really distinguish a singular profile. It was very… cheese. #PiDay

Did you know Kimbal Musk (the douche's brother, douchery might run in the family) owns The Kitchen restaurants in Boulder/Denver? Neither did we, until our activist friends taught us. We spread the word on Pearl Street this past weekend, to wonderfully supportive neighbors💙. #Justice4Survivors

No like, seriously. Fuck Gavin Newsom. If he’s the candidate in 2028, I’m gonna vote third party like the asshole I was in 2000. I don’t care any more. I’m done with establishment dems who don’t want radical change and who don’t support trans rights.

Trump's health is obviously deteriorating and his appearance along with it. That's a tantalizingly easy visual metaphor to latch on to. But at time of weaponized eugenics I really wish folks who otherwise claim liberatory values would know not to reinforce the equation of health with character.

Previous skeet brought to you by me tripping (or having an issue with my bad knee) and falling at work today, scraping my good knee and making the ankle on leg with the bad knee very unhappy at me. Also when I came home I couldn’t just lie down with an ice pack b/c the cat puked on my bed. 🤬🤬🤬

Weirdly the thing I really miss about Indiana is that the school nurses there were all RNs by law. I love all the health clerks I’ve worked with in Colorado, but my Indiana school nurses would listen to a cough and be like “bronchitis. Go to the clinic.”

Fives and Cody are ready for cane deployment. This is so much fun. I need more big acrylic charms!

I wonder what happens to the rate of traffic accidents the Monday - and then the whole week - after the change to daylight savings time.

that’s my secret, Daylight Savings, i’m always tired

My amazing sister brought me coffee from Puerto Rico and I know it’s very 2000s but I am still Team French Press.

Just got home from playing Day 180 in Polycule Housing the LARP. It was a really nice time with excellent people. I hope the larp drop isn’t bad tomorrow.

Reuters Exclusive "U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school." "The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the ​Middle East."

@aspwriter85.bsky.social tossed a bag of stuff tonight and realized it was pretty much just the top of my bathroom counter. I own too much shit.

FFS.