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I received a six month free subscription for Perplexity Pro, as a gift from Logitech. Reminded me of what one of my professors said: "Yes, of course, as students you get all the Microsoft products free of charge. But remember: The first hit you get from a drug dealer is also free gratis" Well […]

[Great Dutch parody about new Disney in current uspol] Highschool Musical Shooting, Snow White Lives Matter, Rapunzel - Tales of a Tradwife https://youtu.be/7vRX-BQAjeE #newdisney #lubach #jimmykimmel

Musstet ihr schon mal eine Batterie wechseln bei einem elektronischen Uhlmann & Zacher-Knaufzylinder, wenn das Ding ganz leer ist? Mike Krüger hat den Soundtrack dazu geschrieben! 😡 🤬 🎶 SIe müssen erst den Nippel durch die Lasche ziehn und mit der kleinen […] [Original post on chaos.social]

Her, standing in front of opened fridge and kitchen cupboard: "Help me with a counting rhyme, I can't decide what to make for dinner!" Me: "Why can't you decide like an adult?" Her: "My nearest dice set is too far away..." Me: "I gave you a small travel dice set to keep in your pockets for stuff […]

#1980smoviestaughtme that "saving time" is meaningless

Federation problems is just something we have to live with in the Fediverse. Federating has its pros and cons. I'm Swiss. We know these things. #switzerland #fediverse #justswissthings

@ordnung wie kommt's dass ihr gup.pe blockt? Haben die dort was verbockt? Hatte da ein paar Gruppen denen ich folgte

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Why use a URL shortener when you can use a phishy URL extender? https://phishyurl.com/ Keep your security people alert and awake, generate phishing-looking redirecting link #infosec

When the optometrist's aide asks you to read the bottom line of the card, she doesn't mean the small imprint of the card number and edition. She was very confused, thought I couldn't read the text and numbers at all.

I scored 20/21 on https://e-mail.wtf and all I got was this lousy text to share on social media. (If you've read the relevant RFCs, it's quite easy) #emailwtf

Ich habe gerade ein Bild gesehen von Thomas Brezina. Bin ich so alt oder sah der schon in meiner Kindheit aus wie Willem Dafoe?!? #amdamdes #thomasbrezina #willemdafoe

Eine der populärsten Mate-Sorten in der Schweiz ist El Tony-Mate. Nun haben Fans den bisher höchsten Turm aus leeren Mate-Dosen gebaut: 42 Meter. Zu Risiken und Nebenwirkungen stapeln Sie einfach höher. Quelle: _angi_24 auf Instagram […] [Original post on chaos.social]

I wrote a plea to cybersecurity curriculum developers about what I would like to see covered in OT cybersecurity coursework. https://tisiphone.net/2025/09/10/the-top-10-things-id-like-to-see-in-university-ot-cybersecurity-curriculum-2025-edition/

They brought it upon themselves by not locking their computer, and a prompt open on the screen.

Just got sent an invitation for a 2 person meeting Wednesday at 15:00. I declined and suggested 07:00. If you have been here 7 years less than me and don't outrank me, you will adjust to MY preferred working times, not the other way around!

Some joker changed the language of our coffee machine to Finnish 🇫🇮

My wife read some of the Discworld books years ago but lost interest, I have tried to get her hooked for a while. This morning we collected an old edition of "Alles Sense" (Reaper Man) from the post office. She just wanted to have a quick peak inside. That was […] [Original post on chaos.social]

I had to seek cover 400 m from our home because 30 mm/h rain was just too much for my "waterproof" hemp shoes from 8000kicks and my small umbrella

Starting today, the Swiss Post sells a special stamp to commemorate the granting of the patent of the toilet cleaner with the special duck design 45 years ago to Swiss inventor Walter Düring-Orlob. And yes, it smells like the citrus version of the cleaner […] [Original post on chaos.social]

Time for another lesson taught by #compasssecurity

Soeben gelernt: Es gibt eine Organisation für "Swissness Enforcement". Gedacht: Kämpfen die für Erhalt und Verbreitung des Bünzlitums? Helfen die bei der Durchsetzung von Waschplänen? #schweiz #swissnessenforcement #justswissthings

PSA: Second part of Wednesday Season 2 dropped on Netflix a few seconds ago. #wednesday

I discovered a new software that I absolutely love: @dawarich A self hosted web app that replaces Google Timeline and gives me complete control over my GPS/GNSS location history.

Falls jemand Kleingeld übrig hat: Da muss ein grosser Scifi-und Japan-Fan gestorben sein, ab Morgen wird der Nachlass liquidiert, auf total 1500 m^2. Genaue Details gibt's erst Morgen auf https://www.hossliquidator.ch/laufende-liquidation/ #schweiz

Just bought a ticket for the Zurich show of the only funny Finnish person I know 😄 #ismo

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Do you like Ankh-Morpork and Lego? Then you should vote to make this real: https://beta.ideas.lego.com/product-ideas/3bd421b8-7aca-4923-a66b-774c50c347ef #legoideas #ankhmorpork #discworld #GNUPterry

Coming soon on your Mastodon server… The long awaited quote posts, with user-control (you can chose if you want to be quoted on a per-post basis, change it later, and retract any quote of your post) Amazing work by the team 🎉 Expect a blog post with all the […] [Original post on oisaur.com]

I just received a beautiful piece of cat art by @PastelPasty through @ChaosPost from #why2025 . Thank you very much! 😍

That moment when you have to move large amounts of data and realize that by using NFS instead of SMB to move the data, you can almost max out your physical network connection. SMB only provided around 60 MB/s...

Soeben eine Absage einer booking.com -Unterkunft erhalten, wegen des medizinischen Assistenzhunds 🐕‍🦺 meiner Frau, und weil angeblich Booking.com die Beschränkung "mindestens 4 Nächte" nicht übernommen hätte. Habe die Buchung storniert (zum Glück kostenfrei […] [Original post on chaos.social]

Note to self: When you install a dozen HDDs in a server with drive trays without indicators, it might be a good idea to write down which drive with which serial number is installed in what slot. I just had to unscrew 5 of 14 HDDs to find the right one to […] [Original post on chaos.social]

I had seven moles surgically removed yesterday because my dermatologist didn't like the way they looked. So now I have stitches all over my body and I'm not allowed to stretch unduly to prevent the sutures from coming apart. I guess that's one way to keep me […] [Original post on chaos.social]

So, auf in die Derma-OP. Mein beinahe nordischer Teint hat offenbar zuviel Sonne abbekommen, nun wird geschnippelt 😱😢

Spinne am Morgen bringt Schreien und Morden! #arachnophobie

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KI-generierte Zusammenfassung von Google führt zu Gerüchten: Vor knapp einer Woche war unser Leitungswasser wegen einer mikrobiologischen Verschmutzung nicht trinkbar. Die Bevölkerung wurde dazu aufgerufen, das Wasser abzukochen. Nun gehen in lokalen Chats […] [Original post on chaos.social]

Habe grad zum ersten Mal etwas bei Fiverr in Auftrag gegeben: Meine Frau braucht Lernkärtchen für die Assistenzhund 🐕‍🦺-Theorieprüfung. Angebot von einer deutschsprachigen Person: bis zu 800 Kärtchen / Anki-Cards für 36 Euro. Habe alle Unterlagen eingescannt - […] [Original post on chaos.social]

If there are any Discworld art fans out there: Modiphius just uploaded a 5,000px × 3,620px almost uncompressed version of Paul Kidby's Massive Massiv to their CDN to show it on the product page of Discworld RPG: Adventures in Ankh-Morpork Full scale […] [Original post on chaos.social]

I almost killed our Roomba a few seconds ago. But he had it coming! Hear me out: I was listening to the Doctor Who Soundtrack by Murray Gold performed by the BBC orchestra, on my headphones, while eating breakfast - and then suddenly a light comes rolling around […] [Original post on chaos.social]

Unser Staubsauger "Dobby" hat sich mal wieder sehr erfolgreich verfahren. Wie er es schaffte, das Metallkontrukt zwischen Regal und Türrahmen zu verkeilen mit sich darin wird für immer ein Rätsel bleiben, aber manchmal glaube ich wirklich, er hat einen […] [Original post on chaos.social]

40 Liter Regen pro Stunde waren zuviel für den Boden. Nun drückt Wasser aus dem Erdreich in unser Treppenhaus, in den kleinen Bereich, wo wir all unsere leeren Umzugskisten gelagert hatten. Alles nur Pappmaché 😕

Ich habe via Amazon bei einem deutschen Händler 6 Flaschen Sirup bestellt. Händler schickte das falsche Produkt. Zurückgeschickt in der selben Verpackung. Nun schreibt mir GLS einen Brief, dass sie es nicht zustellen konnten, weil eine Flasche kaputtgegangen ist […] [Original post on chaos.social]

My new Sony WI-C100 in-ear headphones have a very annoying bug: When I switch them on and they connect to my phone, they tell my phone "Hey, redial the last number you called or received a call from!" WTF? Can you imagine how annoying that is to tell people "Sorry, I didn't call you […]

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most #ripozzyosbourne #ozzyosbourne

My wife was just going walkies with her service dog 🐕‍🦺 around our little town. During that time, a Google Streetview car passed her multiple times. My reaction? "Great, after the update everyone will believe our town is fake, with the same copy-pasted NPC everywhere" #schweiz #switzerland […]

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