Well of course they won't. www.cnn.com/2026/05/29/p...

Argentina’s about to have a lot of new scholars specializing in the Antichrist.

ArgenThielna

This announcement makes me feel better about not voting for Becerra.

Ok now do Trump’s kids and cabinet.

This is a funny coincidence. I've been vibe coding a solution to find short-term managing directors for hedge funds for one-off gigs.

Eid Mubarak to all Minnesotans celebrating today. Wishing everyone a blessed, peaceful, and safe holiday.

More seriously, though, I look forward to this quote showing up in First Amendment protest cases. Well done, Mr. Mullin.

Describe this theme park attraction. Wrong answers only.

The signs that Tina Peters was a POW hurt my head almost as much as the rest of this.

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Paranoia, thy name is Trump. www.cnn.com/2026/05/26/p...

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admitted that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from the Epstein files release. DEATH? The truth is probably far worse than anyone can imagine. Blanche needs to be prosecuted as well.

Ted Cruz should STFU

Pedocon theory still batting 1.000

bringing this one back because they just keep doing it

Inspired by @withenoughcoffee.bsky.social.

Running a country of 340 million should not hinge on people in their 80s and 90s playing the odds that they can complete their service at full capacity or at all. ICYMI @jilldlawrence.bsky.social:

Perhaps having a single website be most people’s interface to the entire internet was a bad call.

So it's the policy of this administration that you can earn a living hurting cops? 🤔🤔🤔

Again, that this stuff doesn’t immediately end his presidency is a total failure of Article I of the Constitution. A complete collapse of the polity.

but i’m a crepe i’m a weird dough what the challah am i doing here i don’t boulanger

"Kentucky Republicans voted to protect the pedophile rapist and his friends."

This is Sadie. She's a service dog who was honored with her own bone diploma at her human's college graduation. Worked very hard in all her classes and is glad her efforts didn't go unnoticed. 14/10 (IG: texastech)

The federal government of the United States of America is trying to make my existence an obscenity. This will result in genocide of a population. They are trying to make lgbtq existing illegal. After this, leaving the house will get the same obscenity laws. docs.fcc.gov/public/attac...

Wish more people realized that you don’t have to be a pedantic asshole to be smart.

I think I've come up with the perfect way to convince Trump that 1) climate change is real and 2) he should fight to reverse it. All we have to do is tell him that Obama created it.

I ran `npm up` in an 11ty project and after that a generic shortcode (that was working before) is throwing an error because it's not found. Markdown templates, LiquidJS rendering; update was 11ty 3.1.2->3.1.5, liquidJs 10.21.1 to 10.27.0. Grateful for any troubleshooting suggestions #11ty #liquidjs

"How are things going in the US today?" "Oh. You know."

AI has some very legitimate uses, but...and I can't say this enough.. IT 👏 DOES 👏 NOT 👏 NEED 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 USED 👏 FOR 👏 EVERYTHING!

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

All four crew are reported in stable condition. Those weren’t clean punch outs.. they’re so damn lucky. The Martin-Baker ejection seat puts 4 more on the board. >=7,820 lives saved. 3rd hull loss accident I know of at mountain home gunfighter skies air show. #Idaho

Fucking yikes.

The NHS made its open source projects private after vulnerabilities got reported. While hiding potential bugs, that doesn't fix the problem. Security by obscurity is NOT security. I’m glad the GDS highlighted that fact. simonwillison.net/2026/May/17/...

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

I flew my FBI corporate jet to see Jason Aldean in Philly is the making of a new country song.

Dr. Hazel knows this already, but if a program is universal instead of means-tested, there's less stigma to using it, adoption is greater, and there's more political friction to cutting it because it's not just "for the poors"

Trump thinks that Xi’s remark about “America’s decline” was a jab at Biden, but it was a stab at Trump to his face and Trump’s too stupid and vain to have seen it or understood it. Xi humiliated Trump in front of the entire world and Trumpy thought it was a compliment.

Nothing like the troll you had to deal with on stage trying to foment more discontent

Can we as an industry all agree that Java was a mistake and just move on from it?

Why are these Raise the Colours thugs allowed to behave on British streets like this with impunity, harassing and attacking locals like this? Almost a year of this! Oxfordshire banned them from spreading their flag measles. High time Birmingham followed suit. It's just monetised racist thuggery

lmaooooo

CalPrivacy still doesn't post their job listings on the Fediverse but I'm guessing that a lot of the dedicated privacy people are here. Two new jobs up: one auditor, one support supervisor for DROP. (No connection, just sharing the link) […]

hmmm

3 days in a row of poorly designed experiences for sites that are gating behaviors until a specific point in time (enrollment, sales, etc). THERE ARE SOLUTIONS TO THIS! Use them!