a “Space Force”, if you will

I may have installed the wrong version of Debian

im not allowed at the vietnamese restaurant anymore… they bannhed mi :(

It’s like my dog is living in a video game with loot boxes. Of course there will be a piece of pizza or half-eaten chicken wings to replenish him on his walk.

There is build vs buy, and then there is learned helplessness causing the organization to doubt their ability to build completely achievable things.

Two minute warning is bull shit. End of the half should come like a knife in the dark

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A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.

To err is human, but to really fuck up and then propagate that fuck-up at scale is DevOps.

Do you know what a group of frogs is called? AN ARMY

Fact: The Dutch are the tallest race of people on earth. Which gives them a distinct advantage when it comes to aircraft maintenance.

Elixir v1.19 released: enhanced type checking, broader type inference, and up to 4x faster compilation for large projects https://elixir-lang.org/blog/2025/10/16/elixir-v1-19-0-released/

Gonna spice things up from now on when I need someone to repeat themselves by responding, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"

Apple picking is great if you’re really into self-checkout but you’re also kind of outdoorsy