Please Use AI, a poem by Shawn Smucker shawnsmucker.substack.com/p/please-use...

Please Use AI

A guy goes to the doctor for help quitting smoking and gets a month’s supply of nicotine patches. 30 days later, the doc asks how it is going. “Well, the patches are working. I have no desire to smoke, but I am super nervous and can’t sleep and have no places left on my body for any more patches.”

I went to Home Depot and I really appreciate their commitment to Pride Month: not a single board was straight

Morning 🤣.

Night Hunter by Vitali Skvorkin

Companies no longer support blameless culture, but AI is coming to the rescue: just blame AI

My TODO list is basically a list of things that I don’t want to do. My TO READ list is full of things that I can’t wait to learn.

Pet very carefully

Brendan Fraser's comment after telling a story where Harrison Ford took him up in his plane and Brendan was in the co-pilot's seat. "That's right, I'm Chewbacca, bitches!"

"Hello, Kitty," she said to the cat sitting on the porch. "That's #phantom," the realtor replied, "He comes with the house." "Was he left behind?" "Yes, unfortunately," the realtor confirmed. "Why?" She reached out to touch the cat but her hand went right through him. "That's why." #vss365