Volume up. Brace yourself. Spread far and wide.

you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked

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I’m a huge fan of dumpling arguments. If it’s dough with filling it’s dumpling eligible.

The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.

We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app

Scientists have a point!

My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

I still wonder which book will sell less, this or Fetterman's lol

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

Anyway, whether discussing James Carville or Marjorie Taylor Greene, this applies:

Went back & finished reading this, my b for sharing w/o completing - he is wrong on a lot! We should *not* throw marginalized people under the bus! I maintain he should shut the fuck up! But "be mad at the status quo & fight for affordable housing + childcare" is better than "roll over & play dead"

I wrote this six years ago and if anything we have to hear from this fucking guy *more* now. newrepublic.com/article/1565...

CNN interviewing James Carville in 2026 about the midterms

by RFKJr "Paint me like one of your roadkills"

Thanks Mamdani

J.J. McCarthy is not beating the “sucks” allegations: defector.com/j-j-mccarthy...

You know what would make college football better? Hiring some Brits to write teams EPL-style stadium chants

Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester

another way to put it is as a response to this: it is exactly the fact that the "truth is self-enforcing" is a liberal fantasy that explains why shame and other kinds of social norms / norm enforcement is necessary bsky.app/profile/vulg...

don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time

yeah I know the felching bit stood out for a lot of people but my jaw dropped at "sat on prior knowledge of a catch-and-kill scheme on behalf of a guy whose now measlesmaxxing the U.S. population"

Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files

YOUR TURKEY NEEDS TO COME OUT OF THE FREEZER TODAY 🦃

neither of these people should ever work in journalism again and New York magazine should reexamine everything she ever wrote RFK should, of course, never work anywhere at all

okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article “oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions ghouls, the lot of them

the chotiner interview i want right now is exactly this

It's a whole polycule of white mediocrity

This hack's partner is the hack at vanity fair who hired his best friend who's the hack who was fucking every source she could while cheating on the hack who was her then boyfriend

Trump if Mamdani was WH chief of staff:

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

The Stop Super Speeders bill would mandate speed limiters in the cars of drivers who just refuse to slow down even after racking up multiple red light or speed camera tickets (though of course some legislators have tried to gut the bill's potential effectiveness) nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/06/11/s...

We are watching a Charlie Kirk level character rework happen in realtime except now we're being forced to accept that one of the worst political writers to appear in print this century is actually a generational writing talent, the way these people are trying to manufacture reality via bully pulpit

Breaking character: I am open to the idea the media's coverage of Biden's age and mental acuity was fair or perhaps not even tough enough. But the fact that it was so much tougher than the coverage of Trump's (more severe) mental decline is damning and I can't see how anyone could argue otherwise.

You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?

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Me approaching ICE

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

Sounds about reich

It needs to be said more often that the world is a better, more beautiful and more enriching place BECAUSE trans people are a part of it.

Paper suggests users are “unaware of the extent of the AI’s influence, rendering them more susceptible to it … a mechanism wherein AI systems amplify biases, which are further internalized by humans, triggering a snowball effect where small errors in judgement escalate into much larger ones.” (2024)