holy cow, I might actually get a chance to vote against him a third time 😌

brits: that’s true actually. americans: omg! how dare she say this!

Y’know all those posts about a billion being unimaginably big for the human brain Now multiply it by 1000

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

The evidence that the Devil exists and you can sell your soul to him exists in MrBeast

Why the fuck is it in Saudi Arabia? Like let’s open a theme park for kids in a country that would probably stone you to death if you held hands with the same gender or showed your shoulder as a woman

Pride is back on the menu, boys.

asexual ppl aren’t broken & don’t need to be fixed btw.

They should just keep delaying GTA 6 every few months so it never comes out Ironically I feel like delaying it so much may kill the hype behind it Looking at you Stranger Things 5

That's with her partner in Lumos, Baroness Nicholson, the notoriously anti-LGB Minister who the Lesbian avengers protested over Section 28, right? The anti-abortionist? "Since the Third Reich came into power, AH has raised hundreds of millions for Winterhilfswerk"

“Mom, i frew up”

The right wants to take away women's right to vote

Establishment Dems: “We just had a sweeping win proving people want us to fight for them and that we can beat the fascists.” Also Establishment Dems: “Quick, back to capitulating!” What an utterly spineless and embarrassing political party.

gn

Gets almost 2000 upvotes on Reddit Post gets removed by mods for some reason Istg

I forgot that it was the 5th of November.

He won't keep this promise. Maybe he'll go live with Andrew Windsor in Abu Dhabi instead. The Epstein Exiles.

OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.

Just so y'all know... @katmabu.bsky.social is next.

now do kat abughazaleh next

I also posted this on Threads, too much text for here lol. Alt text included.

Adams: I’m gonna move to Türkiye to get more illegal donations Cuomo: I’m gonna move to Florida because it already protects sex offenders Sliwa: you’ll have to kill me and move my corpse and even then my ghost will still be haunting New York City with my ghost cat army

“You can’t live in a country with people that want you dead” It hurts, doesn’t it?

Jay Jones is based

dying at the concept of posting this about yourself about zohran mamdani winning completely unironically

Dick Cheney as Satan makes him watch Mamdani win New York City on his first day in Hell.

Can’t believe I’m wishing I was on Twitter Rn Gonna be so fucking funny (using Nitter dw)

Republicans really bringing up 9/11 as if that didn’t happen after months of warning under a republican administration

If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

final lib out moment of the night is the wiping out of republican seats in california was called immediately after polls closed lol

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

lmfao

Hard Drive was saddened to her about the passing of Molag Bal. We may not have always agreed with his methods, but he worked to enslave all of humanity and harvest their souls with the grace and poise the position demanded. Our thoughts go out to all his Daedric brethren in this difficult time.

The only good thing Dick Cheney ever did in his lifetime was give the world a new public toilet

Al Qaeda probably cared more about NY than Cuomo did

A non-binary wife is called a nife. I don't make the rules.

Please don’t make “Ding dong the witch is dead” posts about Dick Cheney. It is disrespectful to witches, who are awesome.

Oh shit. Dick's dead? Congrats to America for a successful bottom surgery! :D

Hey imagine if Cuomo loses tonight and immediately just passes away.

gm

the easiest way to tell if there is election fraud is if the democrat candidate wins (fraud)

Dick Chaney died just before the Democrats could tout his endorsement in one last election. How sad.

the mainstream taking betting and gambling companies as seriously as journalism is one of the greatest evils of modern society

I cannot

"What binds Polanski and Mamdani is not only their left-wing credentials, but their rejection of political cynicism." Let's go! 🎉 www.europinion.uk/post/how-zac...