BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu has been admitted to hospital in Jerusalem. Please join me in not wishing him a speedy recovery ♥️

Wakefield for Makerfield? looks like Kojima joined the Green Party

Get their asses Sarah

A joke about trans people being bad at sports is “intolerance” but the whole “men are becoming women to beat ”biological women” in sports thing is just widely accepted by “allies” despite there being probably less than 100 professionally trained trans athletes and evidence of HRT effects

It really do be like this now huh

Kink at pride discourse only one week away, I am so sad about this information /j

NEW OCTOPUS DROPPED

The government wont ban conversion therapy for the same reason they wont ban drinking in parliament: they do it and want to keep doing it

People who get blackout drunk almost every day will act like you're suddenly an addict and a danger to yourself if you smoked weed once lmao

Istg did somebody attempt it again only to fuck it up again

Funniest sequence of events is that the more Burnhams views get known widely as he does interviews his popularity drops more and more til he loses the by election

they're called baby boomers because they fuckin love bombing babies

Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9

Obligatory fuck Thomas Massie and fuck all republicans since like the 50s, but they really unseated the one guy in their party that you could have a coherent conversation with

Wes Streeting is already facing growing calls to stand down as PM

So you enjoyed the game so much you BEAT IT then SAT THROUGH THE CREDITS and only *then* did you find out she was involved and got mad? Sounds like you don't actually care about games just about if your politics are being catered to.

Man I'm so angry at Labour. As if moving to the right was going to do anything other than destroy them. What absolutely fucking stupid dickheads. Doing all this evil shit for nothing

Sheyna Patel developed a hydrogel that removes more than 93% of PET microplastics from water. The material acts like a molecular sponge and could degrade waste using sunlight to help fight environmental pollution.

Brother u are the chaos

Why does the UK have to be fascist when I realise I’m trans?

there's something disgusting about cis ppl using hrt for sexual kicks while calling me a pervert for using it to reduce suicidal ideation.

If you vote reform you’re a cunt

Dick Van Dyke getting to 100, and now David Attenborough celebrating his 100th birthday too, has ever so slightly softened the blow that Betty White missed reaching 100 by just 17 days.

Happy 100th birthday to the legendary David Attenborough.

The Greens win our first ever directly elected Mayor - a huge historic victory! Huge congratulations to Zoë and the entire team. Two party politics isn't dying. It's dead and it's buried. And we're making hope normal again.

Tesco new mascot being a fucking fruit kaiju for some reason

graham linehan has been acquitted. 🙄

Red button fans: I wanna live Blue button enjoyers: I will make sure everyone gets a chance

No

keir harmer more like

"Bury Reform" heh heh ER YES PLS I actually appreciate the honestly here. Wes Streeting will gaslight you with claims of saving the NHS and loving it like a son WHILE canning it.

This is what the right means when they say "the left is violent", that some windows were broken... Human lives are more important than property

The shooter really got past some of the highest security in the entire world only to have the shooting skills of me in video games

How the CIA is gonna be rolling up to Luigi Mangione, Tyler Robinson, and Tetsuya Yamagami’s jail cells after they realize Trump isn’t chickening out this time

Charlie Kirk has been suspiciously silent about tonight’s events

They’ll call you antisemitic for saying Palestinians have the right to resist 76 years of occupation. Do it anyway.

no

Seriously though why does everyone who attempts it have terrible fucking aim?

all these near misses. what im getting from all of this is that american's are shit shots or... idk trump has an invincibility cloak or something.

Oh its Over over

Trump has more assassination attempts than election wins

I actually have endometriosis I would prefer to be represented by someone who has two decades of campaigning experience in healthcare inequalities than Suella Braverman thanks

Time to start a lettuce for Starmer…?

we should be allowed to say "this person needs to die violently" if the person objectively must die violently

i swear they've got scientists up there in a lab every day making up some stupid new bullshit to piss me off

this is your regular reminder that reform aren't a real party. the reason farage is saying this right now: the establishment want you to vote labour in the locals. they want you to see labour's cruel, abhorrent, abusive and eugenics based benefit cuts as a 'lesser evil'. don't play their game.