Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

We wanted to understand why a Jewish candidate defeated another Jewish candidate in one of America's most Jewish congressional districts. So we talked to three Evangelical Christians at a gun show in northern Idaho.

“If we don’t stop spending billions more than we make, it might be hard to turn a profit and could hurt our share price.”

The thing that is most wonderful and terrible about political parties is that you can just say you’re part of them and they can’t really stop you. See, people like this can mewl about “their” resources, but thing is nobody has to accept that Jaime here is a part of the “we” that will exist tomorrow.

An international deal so bad they’ll make Vance take the blame

Like, I know the “protestors took a knife to the reflecting pool” thing is just desperate propaganda covering for the fact that his corrupt buddies did such a shitty job, but it IS somewhat funny given that his braggadocious lie was literally that the coating couldn’t be harmed with a knife.

FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA TO THE SOURCE OF THIS ALGAE is this anything send post

The Perils of Endless Growth (2026)

I know he’s got other shit to do, but I’m just sayin, dropping a new Mr. Cardamom track called “Knicks in Five” during the parade would’ve been a baller move for Mamdani.

New rule: Every wonky argument "rethinking free trade" - and defending Trump 2.0 trade policy - due to alleged "national security" concerns must conclude with-- "So, that's why we tariffed bananas and Canadian aluminum" www.imf.org/en/publicati...

well def one of those posts that's inadvertantly revealing about the person posting it!

PEOPLE KEEP ASKING IF COBRA PLANS TO PIVOT TO AI AND I KEEP INFORMING THEM TO PIVOT ON THE BUSINESS END OF A LASER CANON.

It’s like a massive black hole for money. It’s even got a photon sphere of revenue that lets you spot the emptiness.

Holy crap, they edited the headline to be more accurate.

Is it carbon monoxide

Isn’t there literally a spinoff of the office being made right now? It must suck to barely book AT&T business internet ads, but perhaps your lack of callbacks is related to the fact that your instincts are so shitty you think now’s the right time to enter the right-wing griftbux circus.

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

Started looking at getting at a PetLibro setup until I saw them promoting how their cameras are “powered by AI” and yep, there goes that idea. My guess would be they mean machine learning, but it’s not my job to unfuck anyone’s marketing, so now they get zero dollars.

This is brilliant, hence re-posting with alt-text for everyone.

they should be slicing up these people's brains and putting them under a microscope after they die like wrestlers and NFL players man. chronic transphobic encephalopathy

Elections should be held the entire week of the 4th of July, all tabulations should be done in secret, recounts and all, and announced on a new federal holiday some day in August. Fuck the type of media that treats politics like sports scores.

The Washington Post editorial board printing a straight up right-wing lie

I won’t lie, there’s a part of me that would love to watch the Knicks lose 4 straight after inviting Trump. That part of me may not be the most noble, but it excels at picturing Timothée Chalamet eviscerate Jimothée Dolan with his bare teeth.

Never lived in NYC, but I’m gonna step into the discourse and say that the only people who can’t call themselves a New Yorker is a Florida Man.

Trump, shown on camera during the national anthem, is booed loudly at MSG

Every rural town in every backwater/backwoods state in the nation. Shit, Stephen King makes it a plot point in like 75% of the shit he’s written. Us/them tribalism ain’t unique in the US.

I sincerely hope the Knicks lose tonight. I have no real preference overall, but I do want President Trump to be associated with failure at every possible turn outside his bubble.

HALO now stands for Hetero-Antagonistic Lighting Options

It'll never fit

I don’t think that they get that saying “this cash-grab remake about the tortured child soldier and the sentient AI clone of one of the super scientists who tortured him teaming up to kill thousands of alien creatures is actually secretly trans” makes it sound so much cooler than the game really is.

THIS IS AN AMAZING GAME TO HATE WATCH BOTH TEAMS LOL

39 freaking seconds

That’s five past Andersen.shoulda been gone after 4.

I don’t like Carolina. But I very really don’t like Vegas.

This lays most of it out fairly well, though for me, the successive mergers that led to the Voltron of failure that Space-X appears to be heading towards should always be drawn out. Bad losses on Twitter? Merge it into xAI, for that VC funding. When that fails, roll it into IPO and make normies pay.

Now you gotta polygraph the people administering the polygraphs, because they could be the leakers. Then you gotta polygraph the people administering the polugrapher’s polygraph, then you gotta…

This doesn’t seem like something that happens accidentally.

I like Denny, but I think the one mistake he (and many others) make is implicitly assuming that the next election is the only goal worth mentioning. Here, he presents it as “choosing to lose” and counters it with the success that Republicans have. But…you can choose to lose for a longer-term goal.

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

WAIT WAIT WAIT DOES THIS MEAN ✨HE PRETENDED TO BE HIS MOM✨ TO GET OUT OF FIGHTING ZUCK?!

Twitter is saying Elon posted as his mom while trying to post as his dad

My goal is to increase my support of independent media every year. I do wish more of the good writers I find would consider, you know, working together…at, like, a publication? Some sort of organization of news? But for all the spending I want to do, nobody on substack is going to get my support.

Making Internet infrastructure into a public good is, I think, one of the easiest ways improve the internet. There is, I think, a strong need to have protections from surveillance from any government-operated lines, but with those, having governments run the lines destroys monopolies/duopolies.

Air to Ground Message: YEAH I GUESS A KID PUKED ON A CAT AND ITS A MESS BACK THERE. YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP Area: Louisville, KY, USA A: #a236c6ce84d F: #ffb6c6aa8cf

If I were a sports player in a series-clinching game, I would inform reporters that I am going home even if I win. There is no “or”. My bed is there. You can’t stop me.

Really Tuch’ed it in there.

This is how I learned they replaced ZomboCom with slop.

I would absolutely scream “why the fuck are you watching porn on the airplane you weirdo” so loud that every single person would look at them right in their selfish, antisocial fucking face.