Finally got my settings right

I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.

Who wants to coach for us?

I root against Aaron Rodgers’s as a matter of course, but I hope Ravens fans can share some of my joy that the annoying Lions fan isn’t gaining any further satisfaction.

This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.

CONGRATS, PITTSBURGH!

lol

I wouldn’t wanna be Aaron Rodgers’ secret AI wife later tonight if this one doesn’t go his way

The Incompetence Bowl continues apace.

It probably would be nice to have at least one time out.

Steelers might gonna regret then burned timeouts.

Follow me for jokes about professional sports, tech, law, and random 57 posts screeds on whether you should slap giant honkers on a cartoon dog from a child’s video game.

The furries going bugshit over a post asking why someone decided to make a mod to sexualize Isabel from Animal Crossing are, in my mind, the sort of furries that give them a bad name. That’s kinda a weird thing to do! But there’s good weird and bad weird and there are ways to do it that aren’t bad!

Nobody deserves the #1 pick.

Red Wings averaged a single shot on goal every 5 minutes.

I wish to stop living in interesting times.

That right there is a heaping dose of Puck Don’t Lie. Florida deserved to score there considering how long Marchand was pinned to the boards like a yapping butterfly.

Wake up nerds, it’s thread time again

Paul Bissonnette needs an electric shock collar that gets deployed when he is about to take the joke one step too far.

Oh god, Tom Brady is on the winter classic broadcast. This man is going to try to be Joe Buck, isn’t he? Even though he has the warmth and charisma of a salad spinner.

The two genders.

The split-screen here is unbelievable - first from yesterday, the others from 2017. Musk’s Twitter has truly driven us mad. People absorb far more of their beliefs from their social environment than they realize, and we’ve created an environment where being a gutter bigot is the baseline expectation

Elon Musk’s xAI released a product that can create CSAM. That product has, in fact created CSAM. It distributed that CSAM. That CSAM is on their servers. That’s the only story that needs to be told RN. Reporters pretending the chatbot apologized need to get right with dog and stop being the problem.

What’s even more telling is that they clearly didn’t even LOOK at what the slop factory plopped out before posting. This whole aesthetic is about assuaging their feelings of inadequacy…and it generated a sword with micropenis energy.

I would ask if anyone wanted to go see a dead body, but this thread just goes straight to abuse of a corpse.

It’s always fun to play the game of “are people defending AI actually stupid enough to believe what they say, or do they just think that you are”. This is a response to someone pointing out that people bothered by AI companies allowing people to generate sexualized images of others without consent.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026 🧵

2024: Four Nations Faceoff 2025: Heated Rivalry 2026: Winter Olympics I’m just saying, tell your friends to get into hockey. Find a local rich person and make them pay to start a PWHL franchise. Bring your dates to the Boy Aquarium and make sure they’re thirsty. Tell the goalie you’ll hose him down

“many angry posts should have been naps or little packets of crackers” is deep wisdom and you don’t need to reproduce to embrace it!

This is good, actually. There’s a real risk of backlash (petulant angry men who want a replacement mommy violently reacting), but such a backlash would be evil and should be called out as such. Because this is ALSO a backlash to the “political views” largely being dominated by fascist incel dorks.

Rob Schneider is actually correct that some actors can say their views without losing potential roles while he can’t. What he misses is that the primary determining factor is that he’s Rob Schneider and it’s nearly 2026.

Eric Adams would be an ideal reality TV star. Because either he actually prepares only to act the way he does by choice, or his brain just actually works like that. Picture him in the woods surrounded by wildlife. Imagine what would come out his mouth. This is a man who’d die trying to bribe a bear.

the 49-year Falcons-Saints rivalry has all been leading to the moment Sunday when it decides an NFC South title that neither team can win

This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes

Week 18 can obviously change some stuff, but I still think you gotta give the MVP to Matt Stafford. Obviously, at @chriswarcraft.bsky.social notes, the real MVP is some unheralded dude that still gets checked at the gate because nobody knows his name, but for people they actually let win…it’s him.

Aslan is jesus' fursona

This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history

Nacua with a preposterous catch.

It’s been over a decade since I wasn’t in my fantasy playoffs so I completely forgot to set my lineup this week, not realizing it mattered anymore. Which is bad, because Bowers was my TE and didn’t swap the Texans D in. Except I have Maye and Robinson, so I’m only 4 points away from winning anyway.

HOW DO I OPT OUT OF HOLE

Nothing gets my blood pumping like the vicarious violence of two major league bullpens running through the outfield towards a clump of dudes, 75% of whom are holding back the 5 or so people pretending to want to get into a shoving match, only to have to trot back because the “fight” is already over.

Reading a recent Ars Technica thread and saw someone linked one of my threads here really made me smile and reminisce and…man. The Wacky Pony Lounge was such a fun place to gab about nonsense before I left. I do miss that part of the Ars community a good deal (though not nearly enough to head back).

This is what happens when the only customer for the truck made by your car company is your rocket company. It’s gonna get bad enough he’ll need his tunnel and mass transit company to bail out his car company by mysteriously buying the luxury car and automated cab it makes.

i know what you’re all thinking

Okay now do it

Bills go for it u cowards