the human personification of linkedin

oh fuck

Tight bootyholes time

um... i think i am on the wrong feed?😅

I don’t give a fuck about college ball but the fact that Sports Twitter is now Sports BlueSky?

10/10 NO NOTES

it's like watching the shinkansen lmao

catch him if you can

as someone who doesn't have a horse in this race (just wants the besties to be happy), that really was a bitch ass interview lol

SATAN TAKE HIM

Bless you hockey gods. We all really needed that goalie fight.

The slow motion shot of the Panthers goalie dropping his gloves as he skates across the entire ice and then does the "Let's go asshole" head nod before throwing a punch is the energy I need all of you to bring into the remainder of 2026.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qhrt... BOBBY 💪

Bob is such a nice guy the zebras didn't toss him after he threw dem hands! 🤣🤣🤣

Sergei Bobrovsky gets into his first NHL fight, sprinting down the ice to take on San Jose’s Alex Nedeljkovic on Monday night.

KICK HIS ASS BOB!!! 😼

Yo he decleated that boy he's gonna be posting weird shit on LinkedIn for awhile until the cloud clears

LETS FUCKING GO BOB

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I NEED THE CLIP FOR YESTERDAY PLEASE

Of course when I'm not watching

PARDON

My small contribution to the ICE OUT “Cartoonists Against ICE” - thank you @trungles.com ✨ Anyone is welcome to make their own comic for it, and I encourage you to do so. Your story deserves to be shared. #iceoutcomics #iceoutportland #iceoutmpls

Watching the Canes 🙌 with some of my fellow skeeters 🍻

Nice of ESPN to map out Mendoza’s house on National Television

btw, good luck besties✨

HECK UVIS

Uvis, don’t crash into the Bob please.

blueberries nom nom

Sorry if I am posting too much about the ethnic cleansing campaign, I’ll try to keep it more lighthearted tonight (photos of Brian Dennehy as Bobby Knight).

MACKIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE PLS

or bl✨ numbers go brrrrrrrrrrr when you post about both😌

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

proudly anti-snitch cam from day one.

A lot of people explode or just get blown up in SPL it’s like the transformers movie of steampunk danmei

Without having any idea where in the story you are, that feels like the right response to Gu Yun at all times.

100% priest reading experience😭😭

I can't wait to read more of Sha Po Lang at bedtime because the last chapter I read ended with a dude literally exploding, and weirdly this isn't the first time that's happened to someone

🔶💧 Arlecchino knows 👁️👁️ #鍾タル #ZhongChi

Thank you for the art share! I'm Snow, I do character art, portraits, Novel cover illustrations, I often do Comm mostly in Fantasy, dnd, and oriental/danmei theme . I also love drawing fanart too.

NEW — DHS just posted this as an apparent explanation for why they arrested an elderly US citizen with no criminal record (it's a quote post of a post about ChongLy Thao's arrest.) The implication seems to be that all Asian men look the same, and it's not their fault they mistook one for another.

My psychiatrist just had a Rupert Giles moment. She said, "It's going to be a better year. Because it has to be." She had a slightly sad smile. I'm not sure I'm the one she was trying to reassure. Anyway, the Buffy dialogue parallel hit me right in the gut.

I designed a clown Stolas hoody 😭💖 I love him he's so cuteee If u want one (also comes in lavender) 🔗👇

BITCH, YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING NON STOP FOR 60 MIN I NEED WATER AND YOU KNOW... TAKE A FUCKING BREATH

bro I am so tired of living in a live action adaptation of Risk

If the Americans are, as it appears, going to let their drooling overlord start WW3, then my question has to be: why am I still drinking my nutritious daily cocktail of kefir, beetroot juice and turmeric extract and can I stop yet.

It’s a shame that Caleb Williams made this play in an eventual loss and thus it will always have some sort of asterisk attached to it.

Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game www.usatoday.com/story/sports...