Cue the Benny Hill music

HAHAHAHAHA

Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.

Concacaf is that playoff hockey tweet except, like, that's a normal Tuesday night in San Pedro Sula or Kingston.

vuela alto carlito!🕊️

If you need something to read over the long, gross weekend, my next novel is now up on Edelweiss (for librarians/booksellers) and NetGalley (for everyone else). Edelweiss: www.edelweiss.plus?sku=12507915... NetGalley: www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...

media hora después sube la bandera lol

my queer cozy horror THE LORD OF THE WOOD releases on July 21 WHICH IS SO SOON and I'd love if you preordered it, asked your library to preorder it, told your friends, shouted on socials, added it to a TBR, etc etc #QueerWritersChat bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

Me getting 37 minutes sleep before Colombia v Ghana

Voy a esperar la película sobre la selección de Cabo Verde en el mundial de Fútbol. Después de “Jaimaca bajo cero”, debe ser la historia más increíble y emocionante del deporte mundial…

What an extraordinary game. Cabo Verde were incredible.

THE ONE THING THAT UNITES LATAM🤗

Cruelest sport on earth

Some of you are still posting about politics and I need you to understand that Bluesky is now a Cabo Verde stan platform thank you for your attention

That goal hits multiple standards for immortality: 1. World Cup 2. Extra time 3. Equalizer 4. Massive underdog 5. Sublime strike 6. Angled perfectly for the camera so you can see it as soon as it leaves his foot

GIVE ME THE CONFIDENCE IF A CABO VERDE PLAYER PLEASE!!!!!! EXCEPTIONAL!!!!!

I'M NOT OKAY I'M NOT OKAY LETS FUCKING GO CABO VERDE WHY AM I LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW. THEY'VE TIED IT BACK UP WITH ARGENTINA

🦈⚽️ VAMOS

FIFA METETE TU VAR CORRUPTO POR EL CULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PADREBENDITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is why all latam hates y'all

Gianni to the VAR

tomato

Vozinha ataja hasta los peos.

How can you not be romantic about this sport.

Taylor Swift is missing an amazing match

nonono, mete a otamendi pls lmao

FUCK YOU ENANOOOOOOOOOOOO

VAMOS CABO VERDE MY BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!! YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!!

CABO VERDE SCORED ON ARGENTINA !!!!!!!!!! THIS COUNTRY HAS MY ALLEGIANCE FOREVER!!!!!! I COULD RUN THROUGH A CEMENT WALL RIGHT NOW

GRANDE CABO VERDE!!!!

MY MAYOR MUSLIM MY BAGEL JEWISH MY CABO VERDE

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oye, scaloni, que tal si te animas a meter a otamendi🤗

yo sé que muchísimos son fans de andrés c., pero después de luis omar tapia y diego balado ésta es mi segunda dupla favorita de comentaristas de telemundo

zizou's son always looks so shaky

Today is my birthday! Time for my annual birthday sale! This year the book on sale is Honeytrap. Cold War m/m spies, Soviet spy assigned to honeytrap Anerican partner, but his partner is so smart and funny and nice and... would it be possible to kiss him, but NOT for blackmail? mybook.to/Honeytrap

tengo preguntas🤔

As always

This sport is dumb and I hate it. I’ll be back in two hours for the Switzerland Algeria match.

ball was touched by your mom

YOU HAVE MY SWORD, QUEEN!!⚔️

I don't think she liked the VAR decision

i eat muffins. like a lot of muffins. like all the time😭😭

*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides

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I DONT LOVE THIS SHIT! FUCK VAR!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO