voteyesornoai.com/vote/no Results are amusing

We need to bring back “we live in a society” but not fucking ironic joker shit because fuck man I have encountered so many people who do not understand how to be part of a fucking society

Everyone taking a class on the Separation of Powers in the coming semester should annotate the textbook to indicate that they're only enforced when regressives are out of power

The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles

[cherrypicking scenes to define genre the way people do with Ghibli movies] The Godfather is "cozy."

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

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The Youths are about to learn why for a large part of Millennials' 20s, the word "Republican" was a slur and anyone who was just pretended to be a libertarian.

Memories of autumn 14 colors, pixelart

it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it

quite the genre shift

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year. In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

man i know you're pushing back against right-wing propaganda, but it's still weird to be THAT proud of how peaceful/lawful/patriotic your protest was, bc that's not something *you* get to decide to be, unilaterally! that's something the state decides you get to be (until it doesn't)!

If the government wanted to spy on Bluesky users they wouldn't need official accounts to do that, those are only here to get people in trouble for posting dumb shit at them

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

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mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

looking at cyberdeck videos on youtube and i like that most cyberdeck concepts are "what if a laptop looked cool and fucking sucked"

The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves. The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

I refuse to give em dashes to the AI

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes. So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

"To everyone who pulls me aside to whisper with the best intentions 'You have already won', I am sorry, but the days of moral victories are over. And as my father told me years ago, 'When the Right wins power, the Left writes a great book.' Those days are over too." -Zohran Mamdani

her time has come once more

No. It'll be the biggest worldwide party that didn't follow the ending of a war, and I'll gladly take part

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I always assumed they were designed by and for people without shoulders.

Accurate

for the past 20 years every big game has been trying to be like movies they should have been trying to be like kotor 2

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”

The current white house would be proud to make this a reality, being so afraid of students and knowledge.

The Pope was the first casualty in the 2025 Vance-Vatican War, where the Vatican valiantly defended their upholstery from the vile JD Vance.

i promise that you absolutely do not gotta hand it to the pope of the catholic church

it is pretty funny that all of america's rich people immediately threw their weight behind donald trump and started spouting a bunch of obvious dumb guy stuff and revealed how stupid they were only to now have to backpedal and pretend they never liked him. sorry, cat's already out of the bag dumbass

The thing about trade deficits, is, odds are you buy a hell of a lot more onions from the supermarket than they buy from you. That is a trade deficit in onions, a huge one because odds are you haven't sold them even a single onion. Imagine getting so angry at this you set fire to the store.

They should think about changing JD Vance's name to MedyedeVance if he's going to try to follow Putin's playbook

This seems like a good time to remind folks of what Hannah Arendt once wrote:

i sound like a broken record at this point but i think one of the most damaging developments in internet communities (and also the internet in general) is creating spaces where any unqualified idiot is allowed to be wrong as fuck as long as they "mean well" and you're not allowed to be mean to them

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we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them

Cybertrucks with, "I got this before Elon became a dick," no you didn't. Cybertrucks hit the market Nov 2023, the same month he started spouting antisemitic conspiracy theories on "X" and it's only been a rapid downhill ever since. And also, you're just generally a dick for buying that POS.

Saw a swasticar in person for the first time. Pictures do not do justice to the ugliness of the cybertruck.

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

thinking about it now: i've said it before but the argument gets more reasonable by the day that joe biden should be (and will be) historically viewed similarly to buchanan for his complete inability to respond appropriately to trump during his term. he had one job and he fucked it up.

I wish the choice wasn’t between 1939-1945 Germany and 1861-1865 America.