cashier: can take your order? me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

My next movie will be called Nosferatwo. You'll never guess the twist

Beltaine by Beltaine on the day of Beltaine (today) youtu.be/206A_9Km6Uk

Along the shore the cloud waves break, The twin suns sink behind the lake, The shadows lengthen In Carcosa. 4 colors, pixelart

Shrimp is for people who are in denial of their love for melted butter

We really did a massive disservice to kids who were interested in computers (and everyone else) by conflating "interested in computers" with "highly intelligent" and then setting them loose on the world with that misconception.

Someone in this administration watched V for Vendetta recently and thought that they could engineer a rally behind the false flag with an attack on California, but they've already overplayed their hand

my9games.com 10th would probably be the Guardian Legend for NES.

TTRPGs are about getting a fancy cart and never once using it.

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode

Post a banger that's not in English (Czech) youtu.be/j4r3KFNviI4

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

Beef&Etc. A good italian beef was hard to find 270 miles from Chicago fries and mozzarella sticks were good too

voteyesornoai.com/vote/no Results are amusing

We need to bring back “we live in a society” but not fucking ironic joker shit because fuck man I have encountered so many people who do not understand how to be part of a fucking society

Everyone taking a class on the Separation of Powers in the coming semester should annotate the textbook to indicate that they're only enforced when regressives are out of power

The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles

[cherrypicking scenes to define genre the way people do with Ghibli movies] The Godfather is "cozy."

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

With alt text

The Youths are about to learn why for a large part of Millennials' 20s, the word "Republican" was a slur and anyone who was just pretended to be a libertarian.

Memories of autumn 14 colors, pixelart

it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it

quite the genre shift

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year. In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

man i know you're pushing back against right-wing propaganda, but it's still weird to be THAT proud of how peaceful/lawful/patriotic your protest was, bc that's not something *you* get to decide to be, unilaterally! that's something the state decides you get to be (until it doesn't)!

If the government wanted to spy on Bluesky users they wouldn't need official accounts to do that, those are only here to get people in trouble for posting dumb shit at them

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

looking at cyberdeck videos on youtube and i like that most cyberdeck concepts are "what if a laptop looked cool and fucking sucked"

The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves. The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

I refuse to give em dashes to the AI

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes. So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

"To everyone who pulls me aside to whisper with the best intentions 'You have already won', I am sorry, but the days of moral victories are over. And as my father told me years ago, 'When the Right wins power, the Left writes a great book.' Those days are over too." -Zohran Mamdani

her time has come once more

No. It'll be the biggest worldwide party that didn't follow the ending of a war, and I'll gladly take part

Source: www.newspapers.com/article/the-...

I always assumed they were designed by and for people without shoulders.

Accurate

for the past 20 years every big game has been trying to be like movies they should have been trying to be like kotor 2

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”

The current white house would be proud to make this a reality, being so afraid of students and knowledge.

The Pope was the first casualty in the 2025 Vance-Vatican War, where the Vatican valiantly defended their upholstery from the vile JD Vance.