Daaaaaaaaamn.

Andrew Cuomo: taxpayers should pay for $60 million in legal bills for my sexual harassment allegations Also Andrew Cuomo: $60 million is too much money to spend on a pilot program to deliver cheaper groceries

"The boy, who is Hispanic and African American, was held in a garage for five hours “without informing his family, stating any charges, or allowing him to call an attorney,” the statement said. He is a U.S. citizen, as is his entire immediate family, the release said."

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A mom in Houston reported her 15-year-old son with autism missing. She spent 6 days terrified, searching for him. The whole time, Houston police knew exactly where he was since they helped ICE place him in a refugee facility. This is beyond cruel. www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day

Wen should direct more attention to incidents like these because Americans are more likely to respond to brutality to pets than to brutality to human beings.

Seeing more people smoking at the bar tonight than I have in a dog's age and bro, who's got cigs money in this economy?

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

Busy having a contemplate

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov, are these cops beating on your citizens on your orders, or do you lack control over them?

South Bay folks, close your windows and mask up. If you're driving, set air to recycle. The Chevron refinery in El Segundo just blew up. citizen.com/-OacL7_yVyF5...

Saw a dude in a @cliffdiver.bsky.social shirt at the Lambrini Girls show tonight. Complimented him on his good taste, obviously.

Holy SHIT they've identified an actual biomarker!!!

In case you missed it: an essential piece from Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò from earlier this week: www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

Hey, new @loskurados.bsky.social album available for download now at loskurados.bandcamp.com/album/histor... ? How YOU doin?

what the fuck are you going to DO chuck? you're posting like a fucking INFLUENCER instead of a SENATOR tell us what you're DOING and what WE can do OUTRAGE is pointless without ACTION (and the midterms are too fucking far away, so don't fucking talk about THAT right now)

You want to be alive, but they want you dead. We’re a new, well, funded democratic group that thinks you can meet them halfway.

they’re hanging Black people from trees. it’s 2025 and two BLACK MEN WERE FOUND HANGING FROM A TREE this is what klein is proposing we ‘overlook’ to coexist with people we disagree with

A sobbing JD Vance, trying desperately to climb into the casket and dry hump the corpse. His security escorts trying desperately to look out the windows and ignore the sounds.

Utah is known as the Beehive State because its residents wanted to be known for industriousness and problem-solving.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

“We came up with a plan to compromise with the Gestapo” That’s what you sound like.

Two weeks of soaking; that'll do.

This is the most dangerous shade your brush water can be.

wait it’s literally called Tactical Baby Gear sorry for the confusion that’s literally the brand name

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Fishskeleton

To be fair, since this administration was sworn in there has been a huge uptick in major crimes committed in D.C.

Yo. Yo! Yoyoyoyoyoyo! This is important! New Flying Raccoon Suit. You're welcome.

I have been instructed by my nibling (who is in college overseas) that I must post new raccoon content regularly and that I must keep the water feature available to the critters forever. I am happy to comply so long as the raccoons don’t eat the camera (attempt 1 here, fortunately unsuccessful). 🦝💕😂

Yeah, that's just copied from the owner's manual. "To maintain your Cybertruck's factory finish, biweekly application of a saltwater and lemon juice solution is recommended, followed by a brisk use of a scouring pad to remove any potential debris."

85% of Gaza is on the brink of death due to starvation. Israel could let aid in at any moment. And some people (like these men tried to do with me on Friday) are still trying to justify this atrocity. There is no justification. This could stop at any moment. End the blockade now.

Labor leaders who get on their knees and lovingly lick the boots of Donald Trump are not just humiliating, immoral, and foolish. They are also ineffective. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/is-kissing...

Clowns and thieves. You can’t retroactively add shit to a contract and make it opt out.

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious. Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

The clerks where I get my lunch said a man came in last week and asked them where the public entrance to 26 Federal Plaza was. He locked his bike outside, and it’s been there since.

Fuck Brett Stephens and fuck the New York Times. Israel is committing genocide of Palestinians in Gaza. Israel is deliberately starving Palestinians in Gaza. With money and weapons from the U.S. and other “western” powers

Not a single day, not a single issue, do I ever regret my Flaming Hydra subscription. $36/year laughably well soentt.

That sign though. Brutal.

apparently you can do Roll Coal Abundance for “economic populism” reasons but rent control or a state-owned grocery store is Creeping Communist Shari’a

It's been obvious for years that, apart from a handful of congressional districts, "Republican-lite" picks up a trivial number of swing voters while depressing base turnout, resulting in a net loss. Problem is, the most influential people in our party prefer a loss to a win by anyone to their left.

Every once in awhile, I think of my favorite “…the fuck did you just say?” phraseology, which is from Homer’s Iliad, proving we have never, ever changed as a species, only less fancily inclined. “What nonsense has escaped the barrier of your teeth now?”

Me: As a trans person, I won't vote for someone who is anti-trans and thinks I should somehow have *even fewer* rights than I already have. VBNMW crowd:

When you are feeling weary or despairing, remember that there are people in every corner of the world taking life affirming action in the direction of more justice. The fact that you can't see it all is a comfort because it means there is an excess of positive actions happening all at once. #onwards

It’s a concentration camp and they plan on killing people there.

The American Jewish community does not have an org we can rely on to accurately track, educate on, and combat antisemitism at the moment. The ADL has sacrificed us for Zionism. And declaring even “free Palestine” as antisemitic has muddied the convo so much the damage is awful

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