Found some Christmas presents for @worstpossible.world

BLACK FRIDAY SALE!!! Everything on the store is 20% OFF That’s all JER merch & SKATUNE NETWORK merch! Everything is limited! Selected sizes available!! SHIPPING IMMEDIATELY!!! Order now in time for the holidays!!! Www.skatunenetwork.com

"Hold on to your pickle Rosey!" - @gruberites.bsky.social Tour Quotes

This week's #Ska releases are stacked! New albums from Panteon Rococo and GRINGO'S PARADISE, EP's from Los Billtones and @loskurados.bsky.social, and singles from Arcade Allstars, @jokersrepublic.bsky.social, Hollie Cook, @theprizefighters.bsky.social, and plenty more! www.reddit.com/r/Ska/s/6igz...

Very @loskurados.bsky.social coded.

Hey, new @loskurados.bsky.social album available for download now at loskurados.bandcamp.com/album/histor... ? How YOU doin?

I came back to Bluesky exclusively for this post. Thank you Brian, and I'm back now.

"Well I don't want to offend the Irish. They're actually proper people." - @gruberites.bsky.social Tour Quotes Brainstorming how to escalate this @randomhand.co.uk + Faintest Idea Fued

I was today years old when I learned you can just buy empty hard shell taco shells from @tacobell.bsky.social and they pre-warm them. Thank you @punkrocksaveslives.bsky.social

"That's my androgynous King Bill!" - @gruberites.bsky.social Tour Quotes *Tuna

OH SHIT IT'S THE FEMMES VOYOUS ALBUM RELEASE SHOW AND ALSO THE YOURS SINCERELY FIRST SHOW AND I'M FUCKING PUMPED AND WILL ALSO BE TIRED FROM PLAYING SO MUCH BASS!

Saw 2 pride flags and zero Trump flags driving through the winding roads and mountain towns of West Virginia today. Based.

Gas station tourism. You heard it here first.

"It says something about your culture when your only hope out of poverty is to win the lottery." - @gruberites.bsky.social Kurt Quotes

I fuckin' love Bruce.

I discovered a new insult today at the hardware store.

Oh shit, I didn't know this was live.

The Lord knows what we're talking about this week

😭😭😭😭 so stacked

See ya in Minneapolis! Let's gooo!

We honor those who throw their social media away and disdain those who virtue signal about it without actually doing the throwing (away)

We're In-FEST-ed

"Everything's frustrating. The world's painful." - Kurt

our podcast gets two types of reactions, generally

"I started the barf bag revolution!" - @gruberites.bsky.social Tourish Quotes

"That owl is a fascist!" - Me, @gruberites.bsky.social and many friends onna weekend getaway Tour Quote

Oh look at this cute little Texas downtow-

Not Common Side Effects ending the season finale with an Enya song.

Happening Now!!!

My google search today ...

"FUCK is the universal language." - @gruberites.bsky.social Tour Quotes

"You HAVE to wear a bra at mass." - @gruberites.bsky.social Tour Quotes

🟩⬛💥NEW SINGLE & MUSIC VIDEO OUT NOW💥⬛️🟩 Listen here: li.sten.to/4qz3n8ym

I just spent almost the entirety of our 1.5 hr drive to Appleton working on the best cutest tiktok ever only for it to not be able to be uploaded (maybe bc my phone low on storage). I'm so upset. And sad. And tired.

"What the heck is up with hemmroids, amirite!?"

"Huge day for white people taco night!" @gruberites.bsky.social Tour Quotes, Tuna on Cinco de Mayo

"I need an energy drink, a shit, and a shot of tequila." - @gruberites.bsky.social Tour Quotes

"It tastes like a pickle-y shoe but it's good Bill!" - @gruberites.bsky.social Tour Quotes

“Oh, I’m not on tik tok what’s happening over there” “Uh the men are fighting a gorilla.” ??? “No really, it’s very important.”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHaV... THIS IS SO HYPE

At long last I can try to convince you all to buy songs we've already released. We've rebooted them. Improved them dare I say. George Lucas would be proud. www.skapunkinternational.com/product/hans...

Re-releasing your best song is just good business

You might be able to tell the cohosts of my show apart with time and practice but you will never identify me. I’m Cool Voltaire

"We'll, I didn't have anaphylaxis, soooo..." @johannesgrunert.bsky.social Tour Quotes

"Like I said, Kurt, you don't like it because you aren't a depressed teenage girl like I am! Just let me listen to my music and cry! You can go jerk off to your horns!" - @gruberites.bsky.social Tour Quotes

Kurt @gruberites.bsky.social is constantly fucking up your shirt @devonkaysolutions.bsky.social

But what about a front woman?

Fuck! I'm constipated but I planned on eating bread and oil for breakfast tomorrow 🫠