Big news in my world. Strawberry mouse has been acquired

Hey quick question who the FUCK is in charge of migraines and who decides that the closed eye visuals I'm having are gonna be "infinitely spiraling tie dye t-shirt but in fucking shrimp colors" I WANT MY EYES BACK. THANK YOU.

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink

This is how your message finds me

Made this for my partner's work desk #dhmis #donthugmeimscared #greenisnotacreativecolor

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

Goddamn I have FOMO and I wasn't even there when it happened.

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

the strawberry-wanter has logged on

i wonder how many times they've spun up the helicopter to go to walter reed and it turned out he just looked like that

shoutout to the conspiracy theorist homies this is a juicy one

Please tell me I'm cute with my new pink gun #deeprockgalactic #drg

The new episode of Philosophy Tube is about the founding of the USA, settler colonialism, and how Thomas Jefferson made excuses for it. (You may notice some parallels to current events) youtu.be/dBjQBa23cOw?...

"but I'm not good enough to be an artist" Listen. Look at me. That doesn't matter. Not only is doing it anyway how you get good, but look at this. There is nothing good about this painting. The concept of "good" was absent from the room when this was created, on many levels. Still beats AI slop.

It's 4:30am and I just went into the fridge and ate 15 strawberries. It's probably bad that I'm in charge of the grocery shopping in August but there isn't a larger more senior adult to tell me "no"

never had my vote, but sure

filed under "looney tunes way to die" is igniting a field of explosive magma while trying to kill a fester flea #deeprockgalactic #drg #rockandstone #justdwarfthings

Having seen a million home/furniture restoration, repair and cleaning videos I have to say the worst brain rot is the commenters who say, "All that work. Just buy a new one." Yeah, let's chuck this usable object into the landfill because Someone Else Has Already Used It. Clown statement every time

The most incredible thrift store find

tonight i blew the 1st octave transition in "the story" by brandi carlile & what came out of my throat i can only describe as "a panicked half-squeal" in front of a full audience. i was laughing so hard i was in tears. want my epitaph to say "remember the time he beefed that karaoke song so hard" 💀

trans people, quote post with a photo of yourself you love this is me being so so happy that i am at karaoke and surrounded by the lgbtcuties. i'm settling into my contralto voice era and my friend ash gave me the perfect red lipstick. life can truly be good sometimes

(at gates of Heaven) Angel: so what do you think is the best thing you did during your life Me: I commented on every rug cleaning video whether or not they flip it over to do the back side and the time stamp Angel: right this way

When I'm running karaoke I always compliment people's song choices because I want them to feel like

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

similarly I live in an area with lots of Bulk Detonators and I don't get upset by them at all in the game

tonight i was playing an earthquake level in #drg and explaining to a teammate that living in earthquake country makes it absolutely not that threatening. meanwhile a 4.5 happened here while i was playing and i did not even fucking notice lol

They keep threatening us with a good time.

gavin newsom looks like he would hunt children for sport, but lacks the practical capability to make it happen, and can’t figure out who to pay to sort logistics for him

credit cards shouldn't tell you what to buy. you're supposed to tell the credit card what to buy. thats the point i think

im tryin gto make more accessible content like threads has. anyone else like to eat a nice slice of pizza? this post was brought to you by Northrop Grumman Corporation

holy shit

One of my friends showed me this menu item she could order from Cracker Barrel. This is the shit the Hat Man eats is2g

d.newsweek.com/en/file/4689... Epstein Files. In PDF. Epstein file fiasco is spiraling out of control as we speak. Someone is not sleeping tonight

Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities

being a kj is literally just service top activities

They forced me to buy all the genders at the gender bodega

when u see Godzilla 📽️

Whoever said "nothing good happens after 3 am" was referring specifically to my posts

(me not remembering the right brand of tampon) Hey babygirl. What's your uhh. Pussy loadout

lmfao the guy calling in car bomb threats doesn’t realize that Zohran doesn’t even own a car really sums everything up perfectly

Typical menswear guy W - please read this thread, there's a lot of interesting ideas here

Does anyone else intensely dislike how the No Kings logo looks like a crossed out Basquiat crown? They really could have picked any other representation of a crown

caprese with elderberry thyme vinaigrette

Los Angeles, 2025 📸 afpphoto

The working class is a cold beer and my car keys. The ruling class is my ex wife and kids

Trying to decide between these two shapes for my neck tattoo. Please let me know if you like 1 or 2.

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