🎶 He's a smooth gooner-bater 🎶

Lurking somewhere inside Alien: Earth is a really fun 2-3 hour miniseries

be trans, do governance

@quat you're not convinced!?? 😅 https://github.com/CaptainFuzzyFTW/prothean-coach-pal/issues/1

I've been hacking on a new visualization for database operations in Jepsen tests this week: https://aphyr.com/posts/399-op-color-plots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7wlBfASA This is NOT what I expected from Charli XCX and I am FULLY entranced

"I have been hearing a helicopter for half an hour but it is not on adsb.lol and I can't SEE any helicopter so maybe it's something else": the six AM story Somewhere out there on fedi is a trans girl with a Pringles can, a deep knowledge of aviation, and an unholy assemblage of homegrown PCBs […]

“These conversations matter for democracy,” says the call-to-action at the top of every Factually article. The donation button urges readers to “support independent reporting.” https://aphyr.com/posts/398-the-future-of-fact-checking-is-lies-i-guess

[uspol] This weight presses upon me every day. I am flooded with stories. There are so many I cannot remember them all; cannot keep straight who was gassed, beaten, abducted, or shot. I write to leave a record, to stare at the track of the tornado which tears through our city. I write to leave […]

Vampires taking a break from their Eldritch machinations to post on Vampire Tumblr about how sweet and pure their humans are. "We don't deserve humans 🥹" posts FleshSculptor77, on a video of her enthralled human, Jake, licking an ice cream cone. "We really don't," comments ChadTheImpaler. "I […]

Dan: "I’m in the backyard and a neighbor is playing the Expedition 33 soundtrack very loudly" Taber: "Turn that shit up it's good" Me: "The expedition 33 soundtrack is good and should be shared" Dan: "Correct"

Good morning to the Nestles "Sweet Dreams" Bubble Pavilion and the Bubble Pavilion ONLY https://youtu.be/DIIU2JvoMX4?si=CsUnBLUm2it2B3LM

My radical opinion is that cable machines should measure their weight stacks in terms of pounds/kgs of force along the cable, not the weights themselves. That way they're pulley-invariant.

Y'all ever think about what an incredible material brick is? I'm chiseling a bunch of bricks clean after demolition and using them for a garden path, and they're just... Deeply satisfying.

[For All Mankind S04E10] I feel like the show has fully jumped the shark. What is the Mars colony going to do with this asteroid they stole? They are entirely, critically dependent on Earth for the basic essentials of life. The worst case scenario is Earth simply stops sending supplies, waits […]

Joining the Indivisible Spotify boycott today, to try and convince them to drop ads for ICE. This one is painful--I use Spotify constantly, and have been a subscriber for a decade. I've got a huge investment in playlists there, and they're one of the few services […] [Original post on woof.group]

Oh man, this was probably my earliest full-length talk. My 2009 undergrad thesis, on the Casimir effect. If you ever wanted to learn about zero-point energy and how to subtract infinity from infinity, the slides might be a fun read: https://aphyr.com/media/comps-presentation.pdf

babe wake up. it's 2002 and I just put fluxbox on your thinkpad. we're gonna play jedi knight 2 tonight but first I need to borrow your external CD-RW to burn copies for everyone

monad dot mp4

tell me your bank's marketing dept is run by cishets without telling me etc etc

Re-upping this from 2022: I double-dog-dare someone to give a talk at a queer conference where every time you advance slides, you do it by hitting refresh on this web page: https://aphyr.com/media/queer-theory/talk.html

Throwback to 2011, before I started doing hand-drawn slides

One of the things I like about For All Mankind's space disasters is that they are often *painfully* familiar to players of Kerbal Space Program. I too have been the repeated victim of "underdamped harmonic oscillation induced by the spacecraft attitude control system" 😭

Officially retiring these lmao

So uhhhhh I've been through a lot of padlocks and it is *surprisingly* hard to find a well-proportioned, attractive, and properly weighted lock for a typical chain collar. Many locks are slightly too big or too small, or (as in the Titalium series or the […] [Original post on woof.group]

Well everyone, we had a good run, but Harper's has discovered gooning. We have to invent some new Weird Sex Thing now. https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/

🎶 Cuz a Rooooorschach is a mirrored ink blot where / Weeeee can see our fatherrrrrs! Rorschach baby, Rorschach! Rorschach, baby Rorschach! 🎶

Oh man after four months I am (hopefully) going to have a working, non-leaking shower again. It leaked two years ago and we rebuilt the base. Then it started leaking in May and we discovered that there was *no* waterproof membrane under any of the walls--so as the grout cracked, water poured […]

@qdot Hey, can you maybe recommend a VR headset that I could hook up to an HDMI cable or similar? I think it'd be fun for a boy (hi) to be lying down, restrained, unable to look away from something.

[NSFW] RE: https://woof.group/@Bobaxxter/115423459378534333 I upgraded us to 4.5 so we could gas up each other for posting hot nudes and WOW woof.group continues to deliver. Look at this man! 😋

Begging Apple to use a small part of their $400 billion/year in revenue to hire one (1) UX designer for the Apple TV app

[uspol] North Carolina has more registered Democrats (32%) than Republicans (30%); 38% are unaffiliated. The new Republican-drawn map will likely give 78% (11/14) of North Carolina's representation in the House to Republicans […]

Just realized with abject horror we're about two years out, tops, from the gooners deliberately eroticizing AI slop. Nonsensical, catchy beats over tracks of six-fingered men with impossibly huge dongs. "You can't even get off to reality any more", a voice whispers. "Spend hours gooning to AI." […]

god it is such a colossal pain in the ass maintaining even the smallest patch to Mastodon. It's such a big project and files change constantly; it's so easy to get lost in git hell and fuck everything up.

Sup bros

What are some micro-protocols you do with the doms in your life? I personally enjoy little things like capitalising Their pronouns, or using proper grammar and ending sentences with a period, even on informal chat. I enjoy it both when I'm "trained" to do this, or when they emerge organically.

Today's #Gaybartoiletselfie for the #ldnGearSocial The tits were out and well framed by the new leather vest and chaps combo.

[For All Mankind Season 3] God the 90s were such a ... a time for interior design & fashion

Remember to submit your reimbursement requests for any protest-related expenses to Antifa's finance dept by this Friday!

Working on a scene for the boy and wound up recording two dozen 3-5 minute hypno tracks for him. Now writing some javascript to automatically select and mix those tracks with various stereo panning, for maximum mind-meltage. The webaudio API is pretty cool. I do wish there were more […]

Find a protest near you! Be there or be square! https://www.nokings.org/ #nokings

[Gay Erotic Art] #PortfolioDay: #GayEroticArt Time! I’ve been an #EroticArtist for 37 years. I primarily do paintings now but used to do mixed media digital art prints. I’ve lined up 2 gallery shows in Seattle. One at Gallery Erato in December, then the Seattle […] [Original post on woof.group]

Concept: (For All Mankind) - (heterosexual misadventures)

Good morning! Do it with me! *BIGGGG STRETCHHH* #himbo

New program has a pump day and I'm kind of loving doing lighter weights at high volume

For pals over on Bluesky, reminder that I can't see any of your replies unless you follow https://bsky.app/profile/ap.brid.gy

Cleaning up old photo storage and oh my god remember before the pandemic when I had HAIR???

sorry, sorry, I'm trying to delete it

Excited to announce my new brand of spandex for nullos: Emasculo