I wrote something. I figure you've all watched me work through all the crazy shit up to this, might as well take you along too. https://dkub.dev/praxis/2026-03-24-my-marriage-might-be-ending/

Well. That...that is one hell of a headline. https://abcnews.com/US/quadruple-amputee-cornhole-champion-facing-murder-charges-fatal/story?id=131339058#webview=1

I dunno what planet is in what star hole but omg why is EVERYONE I know going through it this week?!?!

WAIT WAIT WAIT THE CHAIN NECKLACE THING IN A RESTAURANT WAS ACTUAL DISCOURSE AND IT WAS A NASTY PIG NECKLACE?!?! LMAO WHAT? (Also I *live* for Nasty Pig’s CEO doing a whole bunch of coke and writing us all emails it’s the entire reason I don’t unsubscribe from their marketing.)

Oh no. They put my socials on the Bound and Beautiful name card. 🤣

Also, I made a post in the local subreddit about a specific Taco Bell whose horrible service is meme worthy and several people were in the comments saying that Taco Bell uses flavoring created from aborted fetuses and people there are simply not enough aborted fetuses for Taco Bell to do that.

[uspol] I don't wanna buy into any conspiracy theories but didn't God Emperor of Dune cover making travel nearly impossible for the masses part of how to suppress a population?

Today I was trying out a new bread machine recipe and was like, "Hmmmmm. This dough looks a little dry and isn't incorporated well." So I added a quarter cup of water, stopped the machine, used my hands a bit to rework it, and then started it again. It's very fluffy and happy now before baking.

Final review of Twilight Imperium: This is another game that requires a very specific group of friends that all have a deep love for a labyrinthine crunchy game but also can quickly move through a large problem space to a decision. Also, they have to be VERY aggro with no hard feelings.

Playing Twilight Imperium for the first time. I asked for a simpler race and was given a choice between humans and some really combat heavy bugs. I chose humans. Their home planet is Jord. I've been making Jorts jokes now.

Project Hail Mary (2026) is a movie designed to make you cry about a man and his pet rock continually for two hours and some change and I highly recommend the experience.

I like going to Barnes and Noble to poop because the "Barnes and Noble smell makes you poop" meme means no one ever questions you walking into the store and going directly to the restroom.

So anyway yes let's all welcome me into my VSCO Girl Era 6 years after the COVID lockdowns aborted the cultural moment.

My favorite thing about REI is literally no one batted an eye at me waking in, going directly to the daypack section, picking up an Osprey Special Edition Daylite Plus, walking back over to the thru hike pack table, repacking my entire backpack INTO the Osprey...

Solgaard's whole "flow closet" packing cube is a lie but I'd be lying if I said I have not run this old Endeavor backpack into the ground over the last 3 years.

Hmmm. Learning to feel angry and then harnessing it while not actually fucking up ... well that was a step. Now I'm getting these fun little flashes in the middle of action that are like, "Hi. Hello. So here's what you're really mad about," and oh boy does THAT run deep.

[Bridgerton S4E6] This is truely the soap opera of soap operas at this point. Bestie and I are in tears and are like, “No the plot points are General Hospital but it HIIIIITS.”

Oh no. My bed *actually* has a pile of laundry on it. NOOOOOO

I ate Chinese takeout and then texted a guy to clean out and come over so I can fist him. Yes, I am taking advantage of the switch energy to finally do all the things tops do that made me insanely jealous. Yes, I have an actual check list in my Keep notes.

It's wild when two people who like the mind games meet because everyone around them is like, "OMG the chemistry between you two was unmistakable!" No shit. We know the games we play and we always spot each other immediately. =^_^=

I am sure this will make @aphyr twitch a bit but for a surprisingly high number of "website does things" use cases something like DynamoDB with a few indexes is worth while because trying to make anything multiregion and ACID is a lot of money when most users will just refresh the page.

I am currently providing "we are looping in this guy who knows all this stuff and might be able to help" assistance on a support call and I just used the laughing emoji on a message in teams and replied with, "Wow, you are *fucked*." Everyone says I was right to say it. Even the AVP.

Obviously not everyone has the privilege and "fire me, I dare you" that I have but I love enforcing my rule of "you invite me to a lunch meeting, you watch me eat lunch during the meeting" rule with very expensive corporate types that have never written a line of code.

Whoever posted that screen shot of that sad gay complaining about guys wearing their "locks" in a nice restaurant may I present my current look for cameras on teams calls. ^_^

Hi hello I let my non-gluten bread machine loaf touch my gluten bread machine loaf and have created a sort of matter/anti-matter reaction that could easily provide us with unlimited ene

... WHOMST added my full on personal Telegram account with my entire face to this Gay Satanist porn channel?! ... ... The clips do be good tho.

https://archive.ph/2025.10.26-125901/https://futurism.com/future-society/tech-workers-honey-trap Damn it. I don't want hot girl love bomb! I wanted hot bro kidnap and torture. FUCK!

I was describing the current state of software engineering at my work specifically and the boy was like, "Wow. This really is like Snowcrash without any of the cool shit." I'm just gonna take the mental health day now.

Meanwhile, YAAAAY POKE CENTER TOMORROW! Fallout Pokemon is so much fun.

I currently have this "public" scene in my head where half of it is me torturing someone like the boy from earlier this weekend. It starts on a cross with impact then I pull him off and just callously drop him on the floor. I stand on him with my boots. I straddle him and have fun with the nips.

The way every contractor to come in this house sees the one closed room in the basement and puts on a full on perception filter IMMEDIATELY.

I figured out what makes me feel so ... *predatory* towards him. He refers to himself as a "sapiosexual." And I know just how to relieve him of that term.

[The Bride (2026) Live Tooting] Holy SHIIIIIIT this movie starts intense.

[uspol] Archaic indicators like “inflation” and “unemployment” are irrelevant now that we’re transitioning to an economy based entirely on asking chatgpt for gambling tips

Playing "is this heartburn or am I sore from the toy size upgrade?" is a great part of being me at 42. @.@

Hi. Hello. Someone tried to scold me for moving a default branch from master to main by being very pedantic with the Oxford Dictionary so I just said, "Yeah well there are some men I call master so when I see the word I get an awkward chub," and immediately won the argument.

Me in the middle of deep reminiscing and navigating rapidly changing internal landscapes out here on the same Internet that T.A.T.U. rose and fell on.

Another top I've been talking to: "Also you, specifically you, I'm gonna hold your hand for this boo boo. You simply do not grasp how absolutely terrifying it is for anyone that knows you to hear you utter the words, I won't do anything I wouldn't want done to me."

RE: https://woof.group/@dkub/116233477791941764 Me to Sir: *screaming about the last week* Sir: "As for the ... doing before you fully process it thing ... I grabbed a chain I didn't even know existed next to the bed, put it around his neck, closed it with A KEY RING, while he was riding me […]

Oh no. I connected the dots and I'm pissed off at my therapist again. "Do you think you finally let go of some guilt and shame towards yourself? You said your...experience let you feel what was underneath all the thoughts, reflection, everything. ...

I don't really have words for how I got here. Something about finding that disassociative headspace and learning to just...let instinct drive me. Something about the way everything just...clicked into place around my neck, a collar I never knew was there.

Found a really bouncy uplifting trance track and visits the artist's page and it's all Drift Phonk and like I'm just gonna say that absolutely tracks. Lmao. I'm not mad either. It's regrettable Drift Phonk has so many problematic fans/artists. Absolutely beat up a sub music frfr.

Im not reading too much of anything into it but I did specifically flag black, grey, and red in the middle last night. I didn't even think about it till he pointed it out asking what the colors meant and what the middle meant. Not that any of the deadhead hets at Guavatron knew what that meant. Lol.

I need to write something and y'all need to read it. It's gonna end like this: "And no. I didn't take him home. I wanted to improve my practice before I took him on. But also, I knew it would make him suffer more. I grinned as we leaned against my truck, his nipples twisted and pinched. Ohhhh I […]

Absolutely nothing puts me further from the mood to have sex than to have planned sex 24 hours earlier. 🤣 I'm sure I'll get there but uggggggggh. (Also I haven't eaten much all day so I'm sure dinner will fix everything. )

Oh no. It's cum tree season.

Installing stalkerware on Daddy's phone not because I'm weird but because he keeps somehow accidentally turning off location sharing in Android Find Hub and when I ask him to turn it back on while he's on a solo trip (I do the same) he just texts me his location 5 times.

Amazon pitching me driving my car to Whole Foods to return something as somehow saving the planet by "keeping trucks off the road" is sending meeeeeeeee.

Ok ok fine. With all raving about it I’ve dropped the money on a Aer Travel Pack 4 Ultra 28L to maybe replace my Solgaard Lifepack Endevor from 2023 and some packing cubes. I’m gonna prove my fucking therapist wrong and go on that Frontier airlines $80 roundtrip 4 day weekend with one fucking […]