Migrating calendars between providers and. Um. I do NOT remember setting that up but I think past me was on the money.

At the end of the day, you just end up using a user systemd unit that runs `rclone mount` with the flags that say "I'm a big boy with a big hard drive please just use like 200GB of cache."

You know Fastmail loves to see me crawling back to them. I suppose it'll be nice to have decent spam filtering again.

I think my marriage worked so well because I pay half attention to Daddy’s ramblings. Now I’m on meds I feel like, “Holy fuck you require *so much of my attention*? Do you ever stop talking?” Then days I dont take meds he’s like, “WHY AREN’T YOU LISTENING TO ME?” 🤣

“Are you hungry?” “Yes.” “What do you want for lunch?” “I’m a bottom. I don’t make decisions.” “…that is exactly what a bratty bottom would say.” “You married me.” “YOU WOULDN’T LEAVE!” “Well you *used* to just decide where we eat!” “I’m experiencing a lot of personal growth!” 🤣

I don’t know what I want out of life but I suspect what I want out of this weekend is a good fisting.

I love how everyone is screaming about Adolescence on Netflix and I’m like, “Okay fine. I’m more of a British Police Procedural or the nihilism of a Scandinavian Police Procedural but sure. I’ll try this one.” Lmao. It’s a British Police Procedural. 🤣 I thought it was American.

[Wednesday, S2E7] I read some critic complaining that the "dance routine" felt forced and like an attempt to make a new viral meme moment and honestly? I think it's earned. And I really loved how it capped off the arc of Agnes and Enid.

By the way, if you like the new compact layout in mobile safari on iOS 26 but are a tab hoarding goblin like me, double tapping the three dots icon takes you right into the tabs view.

So uh…monetization rug pull on Ruby Gems when? 🙄

As someone who cut his teeth on Rails, this assessment rings true. I recall thinking DHH was a problematic asshole when *Twitter* started. https://xoxo.zone/@davidcelis/115232432583137819

[This post only makes sense if you watched Bonding on Netflix] I cannot tell you the weird sort of rage that fills me every time I sing in my brain “Happy Birthday, I’m Peeing” in my head and *it works* when my bladder is being shy in a public restroom.

Reading Polysecure and the way I know some of y’all just skipped that entire disclaimer before Fern gets into the insecure attachment styles. Especially that whole “don’t label your partner” bit.

On the one hand, Mario Kart is on the same level of Smash Bros: there are some inherently random things that will make the sweatiest tournament controller jockey lose. I *want* the Sonic Racing game, but I'll never play it online because it will be Sweaty Central.

A continual theme this trip has been “Fuck! I’m in another timezone!” * That noon appointment with my therapist? 15 minutes late. * That 2-3 meeting I said I’d attend because I was needed? Fucking hell it’s in 30 minutes. * Why the fuck is anyone pinging me on teams at SIX AM?!?

There’s a local, secretive “nudist” group that as far as I can tell put on a proper nudist facade but advertise themselves as “carefully screened, upscale men,” and like…what? Like it’s not quite about looks from who I know is in the group. Lmao. Plz define upscale. Do you wanna see my W-2s or…?

Tiddy. https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/115221619888842709

Our Account Executive: “So you know. There’s lots of dinners and drinks tonight.” Me: “Who’s having the most fun?” AE: “Uh…” Me: “Look you go one of two ways. Either the group with proper queer folk or the absolute straightest group. Nothing else.” AE: “You *do* like to have fun.”

Is this too much for Businessing With A Vendor?

Oh my fucking god they sent the “don’t post about CK on social media” email at work. *sigh*

Y’all just be giving tops anything these days huh?

Ah yes flying commercial airlines. The best way to decide humanity was a mistake.

Daddy now has both my “Public” calendar and the Boy’s calendar on his phone. So I’m just moving forward with calling this straight line from Sir, to me, to Daddy, to the Boy a polycule now because hooooooboy we have left the grey area for sure now. 🤣

Liquid Glass is a whole everything that is old is new again because it’s giving early iPhone days. I suppose I’ll get used to it. The alternative on Android isn’t terribly fun.

I could go out and be cool in Austin but instead I think I’ll keep it low key this time because Oh My God I just wanna stay home and be with my dogs. 😢

Something BDSM also taught me is that religious experiences aren’t about Sky Daddies, they’re about ritual and people unified in the ritual. So like the whole singing hymns and shit is just How Concerts Be When You’re Into Them and not the Divine Breeze cupping your balls or whatever.

I did have an overheating moment at the A&B concert so I have discovered a new self-monitoring parameter: Just how *into* the DJ are you? Because if you’re a Big Fan, “Oh I’ll just wait a few more songs and then go on a side quest to refill my water bottle” is a Fucking Lie and you should […]

Above & Beyond concerts are just hypno vids for straights.

[There’s a doodle of a penis in one of the pictures] Cleaning out my car and there’s a boofing kit in my center console. I am not surprised by this but I do not recall where and when I was like, “Yes I am the Cool Mom in my queer circles so I will absolutely be […] [Original post on woof.group]

[being even more problematic than ever] I really like cold pop tarts. S’mores and Strawberry in particular.

[being problematic] My life regret is that by the time I had the balls/personality/barren field of fucks to give to get on Omegle it was gone.

Me: “Well this shell script was written by GPT-5 flavored Copilot.” Co-worker: “What makes you say that?” Me: “Fi fi fi fi fi fi fi fi fi fi”

YouTube Music suggested the OG Jackie to me on Monday and I cannot get this song out of my head. https://youtu.be/dy_6q95JlYc?si=Iop_GNrH2a5SrA9y

I knew this was a possibly game defining combo but LMAO the Museum came out the first round. This game is gonna be nasssssty. 🤣🤣 “How’s it feel to build the British Museum?” “It’s not British till it’s stolen! Right now it’s just the pyramids.”

This is so fucking gay. https://youtu.be/9ZuAN5Z77Tc?si=ugZIM_jJJXj3kQg6

It seems that Matter-over-WiFi in Home Assistant is uniquely prone to weak signals which effectively require a full reset of the bulb and addition back into the HA Matter server from scratch. So I’ve fallen back to the AIDot app for my playroom bulbs.

Yay vaccinated for the flu and COVID this year. I’m not saying I lied about the high risk condition but no one asked me about it past the internet thing and I already am listed for hypertension.

[uspol] You know, I don’t mind folks screaming about “CW THIS EVENT OR I’LL DO BAD ADMIN THINGS” on my timeline because at least I know there’s An Event going down now.

Therapist: “How are the ADHD meds working for you?” M: “(the usual OMG I can function) However, I remember in some detail everything I’ve done today with very little effort and I’m not sure I can live like this.” T: “You may think you’re the first to say that only *half* jokingly but you aren’t.”

The queer backhanded compliment is just so fun to wield in the corporate context.

The Babylon 5 series + movies (but not Crusade) once re-encoded to a respectable H.264 encoding with a Constant Quality RF of 21 is like...60 GiBs. That's hilarious to me.

I think the best thing I've learned about my backup strategy for my NAS (which is all media and SNES/NES roms) is "just throw it all up into b2 using rclone sync with no deletes and occasionally clean it up when the bill becomes a little too much" because fuck me trying to make sense of all […]

"Look, I understand that you spin up a Plex server just to hold on to a few shows you ripped off DVDs for nostalgia's sake and watch on your iPad while traveling for the next six months. I'm just asking What The Actual Fuck (TM) that American Gothic show is."

Distorted Face is so gonna be my jam when it finally drops next year.

It’s less that I’m terrified of MCP servers. I understand prompt injection attack vectors and what sort of access each tool can give an LLM enough to make somewhat educated risk assessments. I’m terrified that they ALL run via npx or uvx/pipx as I watch the *daily* supply chain attacks for both […]

I occasionally do check my blockers on the other side of the Fedi/BSky bridge and honestly every last one has been “ew yeah I don’t wanna interact with you either.”

Taking half a diazepam but calling it a lorazepam in Parker Posey’s Carolina Lowlands Accent is cunt.

This guy was pretty apologetic and good natured about it, but I actually would have a good pile of cash for every fucking time an error message that was returned in a response from my shit was EXACTLY WHAT IT FUCKING SAID IT WAS.

My sibling Liz just said all gay male subs “scream different multiverse versions of Dick Grayson” and like…I need their nonbinary muppet ass to SHUT THE FUCK UP. 🤣

I think the thing about Babylon 5 that I like so much is the Shakespearean Level Melodrama (TM). G'Kar especially has some serious King Lear vibes in his big monologues. But all the characters evolve and by season 3 feel larger than life in that very specific vein. DS9 tried to copy it and […]