Lea Michele can't read.

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

*swivels a chair around and sits on it backward to connect with the kids* I think you should stop worrying about LOOKsmaxxing and start worrying about BOOKsmaxxing

just to reiterate, Godzilla most likely did *not* have his name changed at Ellis Island but instead changed it afterwards as a part of a process of assimilation of atomic-age monsters into American society

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

Splashdown! Vehicle is stable and upright. “A perfect bulls-eye splash for Integrity and its four astronauts!” #Artemis

NEW EPISODE! When all you've got is nothing, there's a lot to go around. In which we talk family, religion, and The Prince of Egypt with @emmdubb16.bsky.social and @maxwolpertmusic.bsky.social!

I'm going to say something controversial / stupid. The Rockies are going to finish 2026 above .500.

This should have said *WHEN I saw, obviously, but other than that I stand by everything I said in my livetweet first watch of "Top Gun." Negative-ten-thousand out of five stars.

After Val Kilmer died, I made a deal with @pwallinga.bsky.social that if she watched Prince of Egypt (my fav of his movies), then I would finally watch Top Gun. I figured this was a pretty safe bet, since she (by her own admission) doesn't ever watch movies that are good. But she did it.

Uh, 'interesting' way of presenting this... the only 'authors' I'm aware of using AI are the lazy, unethical, incompetent grifters who don't give a shit about their readers or real writers. People should stop using it, not resent that they have to 'lie about it.' Jesus.

I'm sorry the Rockies did what to the blue jays today??

All three of the arena creatures have some of the greatest monster roars from any movie, EVER. Ben Burtt at the absolute top of his game.

The Colorado Rockies currently have a perfect record.

LET'S GO, LADS

After two days on strike, nearly 1,000 faculty at NYU won huge concessions from the university. Everyone in the CFU-UAW union will now get a raise of at least $14,000. The deal also includes 3.5% raises each year of the contract, better job security, and more.

GO ROCKIES

GO ROCKIES

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

Here’s my interview with Shishir Mehotra, the CEO behind Grammarly’s “expert review” feature which attributed writing advice to people - including me lol - without permission. Or, as you will hear us talk about a lot, compensation. www.theverge.com/podcast/8987...

Sam Kieth did not bend for comics. Comics bent to him. I won't call his manner of drawing merely a style because that implies some level of artifice. Maybe not since Kirby had mainstream comics seen an artist with less filter between his imagination and the printed page.

"Nazi bar" rules apply: Platner is a Nazi. Any Dem who sits down with him or campaigns with him is a Nazi. If he is allowed to remain in the party, the Dems become a 2nd US Nazi party. I am not saying this to score "gotchas" on the Dems, I am screaming in alarm because it means more people will die

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

This is written by the person who knows me better than anyone, who has been by my side and cheering me on through this last wild, scary, exciting year. If you want to know more about me, us, and why I started this campaign in the first place… you should give it a read.

day 2 trapped in O'Hare, AMA else

trapped in O'Hare, AMA

Friendly reminder that you can tell the TSA not to take your photograph, and they won't.

Israel was attacked because netanyahu attacked Iran first. Temple Israel was attacked because netanyahu has, through his actions, increased antisemitism around the world more than any other person currently living on this planet.

Friendly reminder that you can tell the TSA not to take your photograph, and they won't.

Anyone on music bluesky going to the NASA conference? (🎷 not 👨‍🚀) Or have any strong Columbus, Ohio recommendations?

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

If Democrats say “these are atrocities,” that would undermine their ability to sell future imperialist wars. They would literally rather die.

If the US & Canada had been building high-speed rail at the same rate as China since 2008, you could travel from Toronto to DC in <4 hrs for about $80. They've built ~50,000 km (31,000 miles) as of 2025. Some lines operate at 350 km/h (217 mph) with increased speeds planned. (🧑‍🎨: colinstalter)

Requesting more information about the notorious Emma Snodgrass

Olympic athletes push their bodies to the limit of what is humanly possible. Meanwhile, I threw my back out PROOFREADING SHEET MUSIC today, because I have apparently reached the age where "sitting in a desk chair" constitutes high-impact physical activity.

This. It is utter bullshit.

Olympic athletes push their bodies to the limit of what is humanly possible. Meanwhile, I threw my back out PROOFREADING SHEET MUSIC today, because I have apparently reached the age where "sitting in a desk chair" constitutes high-impact physical activity.

Me: Huh, I haven't watched any of the Olympics, guess I'm just not that attached to the winter sports. [sees Alysa Liu's free skate] Me, clutching a plushie and sobbing: DON'T TURN BACK NOW, THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORYYY

Double bar day on TO KEEP TIME for wind ensemble. Do you conduct a band that likes groovy steampunk counterpoint, or know someone who does? Consortium's open another few weeks!

Double bar day on TO KEEP TIME for wind ensemble. Do you conduct a band that likes groovy steampunk counterpoint, or know someone who does? Consortium's open another few weeks!

I really do not get why so many artists choose to use generative AI to create their concert posters. AND NOW somebody took a photo of my duo project and made AI slop versions of me and my bandmate? 🤢🤢🤢 anyways please know I would NEVER sanction this!!!!!!!!