Ya'll are weird

Going to a resturant next week called Tickle Pickle.

Post something random or have an awful October.

Hell yes.

what the green flag means at a NASCAR race

Hey @thatbrenna.bsky.social Just for you m.youtube.com/watch?v=dE1w...

You can't be pro freedom AND pro government.

brb, rewriting the whole story— because we actually get to choose, because recovery is possible, because it is not too late ✨

Who's your favorite jedi? Wrong answers only.

i think the likes and reposts got raptured today wtf

Oh I love them so much! And this video 🎶❤️❤️😍😍😍 Cc: @fulkery.bsky.social @muyrando.bsky.social @killingicons.bsky.social youtu.be/mkeOoWquAqk?...

For anyone that needs one:

Can vampires get cavities? Do they avoid people with diabetes?

The squirrels are really getting into the spooky season.

I put the sigh in unsightly

This is my spirit animal

Happy Sunday ilu ❤️ Cc: @fulkery.bsky.social @muyrando.bsky.social @killingicons.bsky.social @kujoe.net youtu.be/iZAqaykiS70?...

At the park with my boys and my 2 youngest (6 and 3) have chosen to follow around 2 girls that are twice their age lol.... im in trouble.

Today sucks ass... but in the bad way.

Its 3 am... why am I awake?

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep. 1. 2. 3. I'd rather listen to you.

I have not talked to my attorney in 2 months, he sent me an email this week then sent me a fuckin bill charging me for the time he spent on the email.

I dont lie when I say I love you I dont lie when I say I miss you I don't lie when I say I appreciate you I dont lie when I say I want the best for you I dont lie when I say im sorry. I only lie when I say I am OK.

Waiting for the one worth waiting for.

Just saw a post about Charlie Kirk, went something like this- Charlie Kirk was murdered because he had a different opinion than someone else. The hate and death need to stop. The murderer should be hung on public. WTF

Just got sucked into @neal.fun's "Not a Robot" neal.fun/not-a-robot/

not every need to start over has to be sad

I would say 3 hrs at the festival did its job

It cost $0 to repost my mspaint art 🎨

The nosferatu i want to see

My view at work today

The main difference between extroverts and introverts has yet to be determined because the extroverts won't shut the fuck up

Currently a passenger princess. (My daughter is driving)

Nasty bug

Smash two movies together to make a new movie Oh brother, where art The Rock

Oubaitori

Live Laugh Loser

I 4 weeks i get my own place.

I am on my 3rd teams meeting for the day. Shoot me.

Fuck me, Sunday, 4:30 pm fuckin hurts.

stoked hostility hateful chorus muting truth mob mentality Lady Justice bound and gagged Oh, the inhumanity! #inkmine #tanka

i fear being forgotten and alone buried too deep to grow delicate green things i’ll borrow your wings if you’ll accept my stitched up heart in trade it taps softly in rhythmic red suede like a drum in your lap or lips brushing the downy nape of your neck leaving behind an eager pink thrum

The dichotomy of my children- Dad, im gonna go read. Dad, I pooped in the shower.

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Its so nice having new glasses, no scratches to look through, and the correct prescription now

warnings unheeded hatred's fire spreads storm clouds roll in thunder explodes overhead huddled in shelters as screaming bolts splinter atrocities of affluence with no justice delivered a pandemic of parasites turning humans to monsters starving children fed bullets as profiteers fill coffers #poem