I'm so over people.

I'm going to be looking for a used car for my almost 16 year old. What are some older cars that i should absolutely stay away from?

Fuck them. I'll eat my chickens eggs before every buying them again.

It's my very sweet, awesome nephew's birthday and he's been in a contest for over a month now. If you have a few minutes to vote, he's in the finals and really really wants this ❤️ #voteforjoey americasfavstudent.org/2026/joseph-...

I didn't think people could continue to be this stupid.

My husband is the only black man I've ever slept with so I have no other frame of reference to say this, but yes it's true.

🤣🤣

Mango time !

A nurse just told me that my hair "always looks so neat" and that I look like I've lost "10-15lbs". So if any of you need me, I'll be over here just being my skinny, neat self.

We're supposed to believe a shooting happened during a White House event and the show just went on? Ok guys.

Not many songs get me feeling the way Fiddy does from Candy Shop.

He honestly thinks we're stupid.

This

Hey guys. Remember when I asked for donations for my FREE FOOD BIN at the end of my driveway? Well it's update time! I haven't had to buy anything to fill it since before Christmas! My community has stepped up and I have boxes dropped off weekly & ppl taking what they need daily. 🩷

Millennials look so good for their age because we were all blessed by the Saint of Ives.

I don't want to hear about another shooting until it's THE shooting.

BREAKING: CSPAN is reporting shots fired at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

You are all fucking awesome.

Stop making minor inconveniences your whole personality. There are much bigger issues.

It's 2026 and people are still spitting gum on the ground.

I had to sign a paper at work yesterday that said "It's important to come to work when scheduled" for a day that I was sick IN FUCKING SEPTEMBER. I WAS SICK. 7 FUCKING MONTHS AGO. HOW DARE I.

Repeat after me: I am not too much, too needy, or too anything. I'm fucking awesome and I know it. ❤️

Always projection with that mf'r.. Sleepy Joe my ass...

"Urgent meeting with the back of his eye lids." 🤣 😂

Nicolle Wallace show opening today…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

There's an entire algorithm on another app that says if I buy a $10 dress my husband will have a hard on 24-7 and that just seems painful. For me.

I don't know who this is, but I swear if my husband didn't mourn me at least twice this long, she won't have a good night's rest the rest of her life. 🤣

I've been thinking... Most of what we think of when we think of a good dicking, as women, is probably rooted in hatred for women. Choking Hair pulling Slapping "Destroying that pussy" Right? Am I crazy? Do I still want it? Duh?

What the fuck does that even mean lol

Congratulations to @stephenking.bsky.social for this well-deserved honor!👍 (Novels/Novellas: Approximately 65 to 67 Non-fiction books: 5 books. Short Stories: Over 200 Pseudonyms: 7 novels were published as Richard Bachman. Frequency: He has published at least one book almost every year since 1974)

The majority of healing women have to go through is caused by a man.

I don't understand the look but don't touch. If I'm looking, I'm touching. That's why I'm only "looking" at my husband. And that hula hooping guy on tiktok you're welcome.

My favorite man is 70, 5'3", from India, and feeds me mangoes 😭

I doubt it... but can you erase the right side of your hair?

I painted the dining room a deep teal yesterday and I'm in love.

*looks confused* "Are you the homeowner!?" I'M 43 GODDAMN YEARS OLD BOIIII

Husband walked into the kitchen to catch me grabbing the café bustelo... H: what are you doing? M: spiking my coffee H: with what? M: more coffee. Mind your bidness.

AOC represents EVERY WOMAN in America right now who is sick and tired of misogyny & misinformation. She represents us and the rage we feel.

He signed his name David Hasselhoff 🤣

Prince passed away 10 years ago today. RIP, your music lives on.

Tuesday

I save hundreds by acting like giving vaccines is the same as piercing ears.

The best most accurate meme EVER.....

Long ago, a cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time. Cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations.