I need to come back and post here more often...(I'm doing a bunch of rdr2 stuff atm but I miss OFMD) SO....lemme just manifest some 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 NSFW. 🕯 Izzy Hands 🕯 Commissions. 🕯

@ofmdkinktober.bsky.social Hoping #ofmdkintober25 helps me get back into writing regularly

Okay, I’m gonna do something very tacky and I hate to do it, especially after people have been so kind on here, but I gotta do what I got to. My account is in the red right now and I’m in severe debt related to car troubles and the classes I need to take for my teaching license. +

Tonight Izzy is honk-shooing in a rocking chair while the crew tiptoes around so they don't wake him. As the stealthily of them all, Jim is tasked with putting his bookmark in the book he fell asleep reading.

As the nights get cooler, Izzy gets excited for one of his favorite things: Hot chocolate with marshmallows. It soothes and sweetens every day. It's his go-to gustatory stim, best enjoyed with a chilly breeze and a cozy sweater. It's even better when Stede brings it to him with a kiss on the brow.

[feebly] just so you guys know I take writing and art comms

THEYRE HEREEE!!! sticker sheets by basy, plus individual izzys by yours truly!! lmk if you’re having any issues ordering - they should be available internationally! jonahpup.bigcartel.com

On rainy nights, Izzy stays up. He doesn't trust his mind to keep his dreams safe. He doesn't want to risk it. The memories are bad enough. Stede stays up with him, hand in hand. Sometimes he reads a story. Sometimes they sit in silence. All quiet, all gentle. They weather those nights together.

I am excited for when I have the energy to write again. I know it will happen sometime soon, I just wish it was now.

‼️PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THREAD ‼️ I have a limited quantity of prints of these three artworks that I'm gonna put up for sale to hopefully raise me a bit of money while things have been rough. The Pride and Izzy one have three sizes: A4, A5 and A6. Steddyhands I only have A4 and A5.

Inspired by @hideplueshi.bsky.social: I'll run a giveaway in August for a small embroidery commission! To be drawn August 31st @ 5pm BST. To enter, donate $10 to a crew member in need during the month of August & upload a screenshot (details on additional entries at link) tinyurl.com/573zsyux

I'm making Izzy charity prints! Postcard sized, home printed quality, w added hand painted gold details. If you want one, donate an amount of your choice to a pirate pal in need during August, dm (discord)/comment me the receipt, and I'll send you one <3 #ofmd #ofmdart #IzzyHands #ourflagmeansdeath

Hey you!! Go backup your twtfics/skyfics & your AO3 works & your art & whatever else you've created from wherever else you've posted it!!

Izzy is so happy to be leaving a terrible job at the end of the month. He knows his new one won't be perfect; it's still a job. But for awhile at least it will be an improvement. But today is still rough. He's stressed. He's got heartburn. He just needs to hold on a bit longer. #izzyisme

ugh ive been double charged for my food delivery box thing and customer service/ a refund will take up to a week so if anyone can help me out i just need to be able to get to next monday 😭😭 ko-fi.com/samhound

Hey all! This is a weird ask as the summer painfully, tragically goes on. I’ve got about three weeks until I’m back in the classroom. With that in mind, I want to extend my offer of exchanging art/fic. If you would be willing to buy a used book from my classroom list, I’d love to draw you something!

Since he’s become SUCH a good boy, it’s time to put him up for adoption! You can earn a chance to adopt him by donating to one of three charities. Mermaids UK SAGE World Central Kitchen (Links at the end of the thread) +

Hello Everyone! Let's distract ourselves from *gestures broadly* by reading some books and winning some badges and maybe prizes! See this 🧵 for how to join the club! +

You cannot fathom the amount of crab massacre on this beach

Anyone delved into a biblical AU steddyhands? Having thoughts of Izzy as Lilith, Ed as Adam, Stede as Eve...

Seeing some waterfalls Stede would definitely be into

@izzmasinjuly.bsky.social I'm not an author but your challenge was very inspiring! Author Stede's deathless prose strikes again:

#getizzypregnant They'd never tried to get pregnant, but they also never tried not to either. Ed always assumed Izzy took care of things if it ever took, and Izzy figured he just couldn't carry a baby, his body too worn and their life too stressful. +

I struggled to create a piece for the holiday today because I have a lot of feelings. #albuscreatesart

Are you a fan of getting that old man pregnant? Good news! A second #GetIzzyPregnant weekend event coming your way 5th and 6th of July!

captain's cabin - #ofmdnsfw #ofmdart #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach

When Stede wakes, it's to warmth and wet and Izzy moaning on his cock. "Oh my boy, you're perfect." Stede says with wonder, wiping a tear from Izzy's eye. Izzy lets Stede's cock go and smiles dopily, slurring "Love you, Daddy," before taking him deep again. 'Best father's day ever'

If you haven't read @sensationseekng.bsky.social's new Steddyhands fic, you're in for a treat. Hedonist Ed and mean Izzy and the deep intimacy between them, and a Stede who has no idea what he's in for. Check tags for kinks and CWs but holy shit. 🥵 archiveofourown.org/works/66341071

Coming soon! Pirate Summer* Reading Club! Track what you read, share books & your thoughts on them, & for every book you read, earn a chance to win a prize. There will be digital badges & a blog of book reviews. (MUCH nicer graphics coming soon!) *or Winter; I'm not the boss of your hemisphere.

Stizzy / 10 things I hate about you AU. Someone please.

Work is a scam

Izzy stays up late listening to the rain. It reminds him of Ed, the good days, the really awful ones. He knows Ed wouldn't be thinking of him, missing him the way Izzy does. So Izzy hopes he's sleeping soundly with Bonnet in their disgusting little shack. He doesn't deserve the rain.

Black lives matter. No human being is illegal. Abolish the police. Happy Pride.🧱

I did something very random for #ofmdzineweek Has he ever been sketched? Hmmm…

The Pirate Belly Propaganda discord server put this zine together recently, and it just so happened to nearly coincide with #OFMDzineweek! 26 pages stuffed full (😉) of #PirateBelly art & fic. Check it out here if that's your thing (18+ only!) Here's my contribution. drive.google.com/drive/folder...

hello canyon dwellers this is my best friend ever and they need money for a bill also they are soooo sweet and a really good artist so if you are a furry or you like little animals you should comm them xoxoxo

📣 📣 📣 i'll print a very small number of copies for each design for the The New Uni-Con. this is kinda your only chance to buy one of these :'B let me know which one you'd like by tonight, may 28th, and i'll set aside one of you! if you won't be able to attend the con, i'll ship it to you ✨ #ofmd

4 days left of this fundraiser. Thank you so much to everyone who has supported so far! I have 25 patches remaining and would love to find them all homes (which would also be another $150 for Mermaids UK) ko-fi.com/s/52894c1c92

Please bully me (gently) into following through this year

In honor of Pride month and needing some supplemental income this summer, I’m going to be selling pirate Pride flag cross-stitch patterns and cross-stitch pattern kits! Here’s a sample of the patterns that will be available in my ko-fi shop starting June 1st.

Everything revolves around him 💜💜

Hello fandom friends who love fundraising for nonprofits! If someone were to make a how-to guide with basic tips about how to run a fundraiser and/or crowdfunding campaign for local nonprofits, what questions would you hope to see answered in such a guide?

izzy completely unashamed of all his dark nasty kinks and fetishes but who gets soooooo so embarrassed and tries to hide his tickle kink at all costs

📿🦄For 27 years now Ed has been bringing Izzy, his sea unicorn, small gifts every time he returns from a particularly lucky raid and those are Izzy's happiest moments 🧵 #edizzy #izzyhands

They are charging a sitting congresswoman with a crime for performing her lawfully required oversight of ICE. This is an incredibly undemocratic step that should make people painfully aware of where we are at.

Attending an academic conference and assigning the crew to roles Stede - giving two (self-congratulatory) talks Ed - keynote celeb Lucius - registration table Roach - catering Frenchie - after hours entertainment Olu - most actionable presentation Jim - most technical (nichest) +

Ed wakes up feeling odd and uncomfortable, though she’s not sure why. Memories from long, long ago drift across the front of her mind, unpleasant sounds and images playing as half-dreams while she lies sleepily in bed.

Ben/Fang with implied Ben/Fang/Izzy and puppy play. Idk folks, was feeling in a way 🤷 Ben calling Izzy in for what he thinks is a regular night of pain pleasure, but when he gets to the cabin, Ben is already in bed with Fang.+