I wasn’t meant to work I was mean to be worshipped

Considering deleting Bluesky

Is it bad to nap all day? Asking for a friend

I have so many questions.

If there’s not a meme, did it even happen?

Did you ever think about the fact that Trump spent years on reality TV, and that reality TV is based on manufacturing drama for ratings?

The joy and relief when you cancel all of your plans

Man I have no idea what to believe about this shit right now

Eating an orange in bed

Gender isn’t real. Nothing is real.

What’s the ugliest part of your body?

This is straight up, Nazi "dual state" shit. If a naturalized citizen commits a crime, we have mechanisms in place to hold them accountable. It's called the legal system and it applies to all of us. This extra targeting of only *some* people accused of crimes is part of a broader, expulsive project.

I love when my boss calls off during the busiest week of the year in the middle of events and trainings I’ve planned and he’s supposed to lead a tour and now I’m the only one working

Library ghost is back 👻

REMEMBER: If you're not alone in your dating app profile pic, be sure to state whether or not you're the fish

The COVID stimulus period was the closest we’ve ever come to UBI, isn’t it? I DREAM about when every week money came from the government and my bills could be paid. Groceries could be purchased. No psyche breaking anxiety about whether or not we’ll make rent this month. Wild times.

Just sobbed hardest I have since my mom died in 2020. She missed these trials by a few months. One of most ruthless cancers. Hard to fathom that maybe she'd still be here. I feel such a hole inside. In case you're wondering if we should fund mRNA research instead of another stupid war ... yes.

I had a dream that I signed up for threads. Does meta have the power to take over dreams now?

I’m amazed. It’s really true: BA.3.2 (new COVID lineage) is infecting children at a much higher rate than previous lineages. I’m late to this party, but I couldn’t really believe it was true until I did the analysis for myself. 1/

I don’t have anything important to say

Thinking about when I started my current job - making a living wage for the first time in my life - and could finally afford to have a phone charger at home and at work.

How do I get Robert Smith to perform in Cincinnati?

Everything is transactional

That feeling when you realize no one actually cares about you

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t answer the phone “ahoy hoy”

Reminder: they are never as powerful as they want you to think they are

My litter box just wished my cat a happy birthday

I lost my Apple Watch yesterday and I feel so free today

I slept through the night for the first time in months last night. Marking this occasion with a skeet

I love Jesus because he was well, hung

my entire timeline on x is now just iranian embassies demonstrating a facility with the english language that puts everything i've ever read from the trump administration to shame

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

Keep walking past this. See where you go.

I want ice cream

This is such a good year for the violets

What if I flew to the moon

this is burnout. a lot of people I know need a lot of sleep and doing very little. and it takes more than a week, unfortunately.

I’m working too hard today

Had a dream I was giving a deer a neck massage

My cat is like if I were a cat

My cats are beautiful but lazy

Do millennials not age, or are we just frozen in time at the first recession we graduated into?

After two days on strike, nearly 1,000 faculty at NYU won huge concessions from the university. Everyone in the CFU-UAW union will now get a raise of at least $14,000. The deal also includes 3.5% raises each year of the contract, better job security, and more.

Mostly I love being single except when I randomly get really good news and can’t share it with anyone

There is no middle class, there’s only the working class and the ruling class

666th place babbbbyyyy!!

Early spring / tiny buds on the trees

This is what I needed to read today. Thank you so so much @mskellymhayes.bsky.social