See everybody "who can't come clean" - quick enough. It's easy. Maybe not necessarily pain-free. But pretty often guaranteed to not Make pain worse!

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"noble head bunnies"...? no, wait- wut!

THE MOST BIGLY INCOMPETENT ADMIN EVAR! manly IN IT'S MEN FOCUSED err...masculine, STUPIDITY. ALL THE BEST-🤢 /S

...be kind to those less deserving of kindness. Not because THEY deserve it- because "you" deserve it! h/t @hntdove.bsky.social

tell me more?

Two best friends.. youtube.com/shorts/Tq3sr...

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Country music is not folk. It was not born from folkways and honest people. Country and western music has always been about whitewashing outright racist shit to Americans. It has no redeeming value.

FIFA can’t dictate anything to the US, sorry but it’s true. On the other hand, they can absolutely change match locations to make sure they are not requiring a team to play on the soil of a country that just attacked theirs unprovoked. If Iran don’t play in this WC it’s because FIFA pushed them out.

War crimes and fraud, sex crimes - oh my!

There are many hells, but one of them is definitely an airport terminal Starbucks.

Im these stressful times i take solace in fresh warm toast with some nice jam.

You know what America isn’t proud enough of? Nachos. Only country where you can reliably get good nachos.

Good morning everyone. What is today's nightmare? What is the next WH FAIL... (see's skeet about non-existent operational security 😱

This is why i wear a hat. Sometimes i catch it in the brim! 😜

the first thing i use my phone for is bluesky and DOOM SCROLLING! #priorities (although... i guess calling my wife? 😒 Ok, texting my wife.)

this is one of the harshest burns i've read. "which contained a good short story and then a lot of other words,"🥵

All colonoscopies have been at local uni- hospital. But, the price 10x more than a surgi-center. We have to go there , it is were the MD practices. Thankfully our INS pays, but...$15k or $150k to check if i'll die from colon cancer. a funeral might cost $6k, and you only pay once for the funeral.

I used to "pour off" the juice from black olives; now, I WILL DECANT them. Thank god my wife doesn't drink wine, prepping could get confusing. Great fun podcast @proptermalone.bsky.social , @mbkplus.bsky.social , @ed3d.net , @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social , @peark.es .

I hate google. navigating used to be "Ok, G- navigate to the nearest Target" and maps would open and trigger navigation. Or, just where is the closest target would open maps... Now, all i get are A1 summaries! and have to click several things to "start the nav program" so much for hands free. 1/2

My little town has almost everything I need except for an Ethiopian restaurant. I’m thinking about suing somebody over it. Somebody.

Shouldn’t be too hard to find a personal injera lawyer who will take the case.

It's just so depressing when regular doctors look at patient access to a very helpful intervention being restricted and spend their time trying to improve their chances of getting it (eg dealing with insurers in the US) But grifters see the same situation and think "how can I enrich myself?"

Really feeling the argument that “no good cops” also means “no good Americans” today.

None of this is necessary, and all of it is evil. The GOP has sunk to a depth reserved for the worst people in history.

To all US military personnel - Please be safe. If you are issued lawful orders, execute them and know the country does not hold you responsible for the policy choices of others. You have your oath and we all recognize it. Come back home when it’s over.

However I love Canada! Even if it does have winter

Good morning. The US & Israel attacked Iran overnight. Israel says “dozens” of targets. The President did a video announcement encouraging Iranians to revolt and announcing the targeting of missile capabilities + navy. Response from Iran directed at Israel + US assets in Qatar, Kuwait, and the UAE.

You. Cannot. Trust. Any. Research. An. LLM. Returns. It is "inherently" untrustable, because it does not, and can not understand what words mean. It is a a foundational problem with the technology. It's a prediction engine, which can work "okay" with coding where there's only x number of methods,

The singular can be series, and the plural can be series, but Shirley, you can't be series.

I email a lot for work. I regret to inform the world I still can't organize my thoughts well ... So the reader isn't confused. Granted, I know what I'm trying to say... Too bad the reader may not🤦‍♂️

i've always wondered what the job of newspaper columnist is like, so, for this month's WORK IS FOUR LETTERS, i decided to go ask a newspaper columnist about it. @jamellebouie.net was kind enough to make time to talk to me about his work, and i'm really pleased to share it with you.

if you live in Kansas and need help please share your links here and I'll share #transrights #kansas #transcommunity #mutualaid #mutualaidthread

Please pay attention. This is a horrible situation and it's going to do tremendous damage. Any fighting back, any help you can give, NOW IS THE FUCKING TIME TO DO IT.

THANK ... someone?

Trump 2.0 AKA 'COVID was a warm up' Is going to be little vignettes of tuberculosis, measles, covid... And wishful thinking. A "Burns-demic"

Migrants are scared and fleeing, food prices have increased, farms and ranches are struggling. If you think you haven’t been personally affected by Trump’s policies you’re either not paying any attention whatsoever or you’re too rich and isolated to care.

I wonder what they're talking about 😜

Texas is hell. But we already knew this. Kansas is currently vying for second place. 🫩

Kansas has, overnight, invalidated the drivers’ licenses of trans people, a pointless cruelty that upends their lives If Brits think “it won’t happen here” think again! Groups in the U.K. who want the same thing are routinely invited to consult with Labour and normalised in our press!

‘AI’, DOGE, and Mediocrity A couple of years ago, some asshole with a blog noted: The dirty secret of white-collar and white-collar adjacent professional life is that one has to be very good at mediocre reading and writing (regarding the latter, just look at this blog! HARDEE HAR HAR!). These are…

If your banker breaks, you snap; if your apothecary by mistake sends you poison in your pills, you die.

they're going to make an antivaxxer Surgeon General, smdh. YES FLU VACCINES ARE EFFECTIVE. THEY ARE NOT PERFECT BUT THEY SAVE LIVES BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU GET FLU, YOU ARE LESS SICK IF YOU HAVE HAD THE VACCINE WHY ARE WE WILLFULLY GOING BACK TO 1720?

only child has lost his last baby tooth. and requested "something more" from the tooth fairy "because it's special" - how much? - five bucks? INFLATION IS REAL, PEOPLE🤦‍♂️ (he got a promise of a shamrock shake, instead)

Your career is simply the string of jobs you've had with narrative connective tissue. That's all a career will ever be, and the only person who will ever care about it is you.

"Well, if you're arguing with me, I must have paid." — "Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time."

Keep 'em coming. We're close to 2000 letters to US Senators opposing the nomination of quack Casey Means to the post of US Surgeon General. Help us get several hundred more this afternoon. @defendpublichealth.bsky.social actionnetwork.org/letters/oppo...