wtf is happening to the economy 😭

I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send

I guess I’m only shopping at Costco now, which is fine. I needed a 300-pack of Twizzlers anyway.

another day alive

i like the way u say my name

how it feels texting the person that my friends think i have blocked

i miss u

i am no stranger to grief but fuckkkkkkk

ur all i want but i can hear u packing girl

I’m like if dennis reynolds was a girl

that i miss us text is locked and loaded in the chamber happy nye

my brain wants to do so many things but my body is just like

my dms are full of bots on here haha oh!

sorry for being so sexy and incredibly funny

finding screenshots i took after i have taken my ambien and trying to figure out what plan i had for them

planet her is one of the greatest albums of all time

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pronouncing testosterone like minestrone at the gym

Jesus has severe main character syndrome and all y’all are just feeding into it

sometimes I write a joke but delete it because I instantly know what response I'll get 20 versions of and I simply don't have the strength

Luigi Mangione pleads not guilty.

The color pink makes my silly little brain sooo happy

all kinds of stuff is imaginary if you think about it

i think it’s odd ppl can treat you so mean and the second you share your experiences, they think you’re a bad person????????

I need to have at least one silly little obsession on hand at all times or else I start to go insane and wither away

Just washed a slice of cake down with a Slimfast.

the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport

if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."

I'm so cutie pie meanwhile my music be like raaaa death drugs blood

hello bsky it’s me

i forgot about this app

All I want for Christmas is a cigarette and revenge

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i love my cat

good morning beautiful people in my phone

i would kms if i fumbled me honestly

check this out...

Agni Kai Thanksgiving

check out my beautiful wife 💜

get in loser we are on our way to sabotage the fire nation #avatar ❤️

good morning gay people in my phone

i hateee liars so bad why did you have to do that to meeeeee

thank you @zonedoubt.bsky.social for keeping the tl interesting