Donald J. Trump is a pedophile. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

I really wanna do the most American thing ever and sue everyone who has made me suffer for a decade through their support. It’s crazy how some people have always known he was evil, huh??????

Starlight, starbright. Hope that pedo dies tonight 🥰

Luigi Mangione terrorism charges dropped

WHO taught trump the phrase “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”? You owe us compensation as well.

“Open up this motherfucking pit!!!” I say while picking at my acne.

Imagine being the ugliest person in the world. Trump doesn’t have to.

Ferngully.

(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)

Me, forcing my phone to uncapitalize the word ‘trump’: “I have unlocked the highest level of disrespect”

Turned to my bf to show him this. He rolled his eyes and no comment. He is so done w me laughing at every single jd edit that has ever existed 😂😂😂

I just read a news article that said Luigi Mangione made “20 highly-stylized & high quality sex tapes before assassination”

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

With a lot of work and life stuff on fire lately, my new coping mechanism is to go back and watch Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show to remind myself that when things are rough....at least I'm not Drake.

This is so funny

Please reply with approx 5 bullets you say

I really really hope tomorrow is the day I wake up and his bitchass is finally dead

“I just put down a deposit on a Tesla! I’m so excited” #shitmyrepublicancoworkersays

This pic stopped me dead in my tracks. I will never emotionally recover from this.

‘accidents will happen’

Well, well…. Looks like I’m back on my Luigi bullshit.

Naughty Seth Cohen swag

They got our mans in a bulletproof vest for today’s court hearing.

Luigi Mangione @ court today

Cackling. #fucktrump #fuckelon #fucknazis

Told my coworker if abortion becomes illegal and I get pregnant I will simply kill myself. Take me and the baby out. How’s that for #prolife?

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made. F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Every night I used to pray that I’d find my people (the ones who hope he fucking dies) #lanadelrey #fucktrump #fuckelon #fucknazis

fr wondering how people are still deluding themselves into continuing to support this fucking idiot….but then I remember that I’ve been thinking about this same question again and again year after year. #fucktrump #fuckelon #fucknazis

It does feel a bit like I’m screaming to the void on Bluesky. When I first signed up it was better. But maybe that’s because now I’m more angry & less fun. Time sure does both fly and crawl by simultaneously when the world is ending! #fucktrump #fuckelon #fucknazis

Every fuckin day, dude. And I mean EVERY day.. i hope I’m going to wake up and hear that he finally choked to death on Elon’s cock. And every day it’s another disappointment. #fucktrump #fuckelon #fucknazis

If some metal band hasn’t put out a song with this as a sample right before a heavy ass breakdown within the next month what am I even living for? (feat. this bad bitch chasing nazis and screaming at them via megaphone) YOU BETTER RUN, BITCHES!! #fucktrump #fuckelon #fucknazis #metal #breakdown

“You’ll be happy once he fixes the economy!” #shitmyrepublicancoworkersays

(In response to me being afraid of a trump presidency) “It’s not going to be that bad! You can’t believe everything you see in the media!” #shitmyrepublicancoworkersays

“January 6th wasn’t even that bad.” #shitmyrepublicancoworkersays

May we have the compassion of Bishop Mariann Budde, the conviction of Luigi Mangione- And the courage of them both.

#fucktrump #fuckelon #fucknazis

There is no calamity so huge that there is not beauty and humor and joy to be had in the moments between actively working on solving or evading it. Learning to take those moments, embrace the hell out of them, is what will make it all worth it, at whatever point you reach the end.

I absolutely think it is fair to be afraid. We SHOULD be afraid. So many people are going to be hurt either by his policies or his lackies (official and otherwise). But that doesn’t mean we can afford to be too afraid to stand up to him. Don’t let these fuckers win. #fucktrump #fuckelon #fucknazis

MAGA is so desperate to be right about their führer being the answer to all of our problems that they aren’t willing to admit that they might have been wrong. No matter what is happening. No matter what they are seeing.🧵 1/4 #fucktrump #fuckelon #fucknazis

When I say never sell out, I mean I told my cunty bitch aunt “Nah.” when she said she would give me 15k to take care of her dog after she died. And she’s not even half as evil as these people. NEVER GIVE IN TO EVIL. No matter what evil is offering you. Nothing is worth that. #fucktrump #fuckelon

When you take one too many benedryl and the Hat Man gives you this look

I miss when the news was all Luigi Mangione. Just another (admittedly silly) reason I would like to take a moment to say: #fuckdonaldtrump #fuckelonmusk #fucknazis 🙂🙃

My face when my boss makes his 20th stupid comment of the day and it’s my Friday

The only time in the past 3 months that the internet has been a happy place for me has been watching the chaos unfold after the CEO killing and the Luigi Mangione saga that has since ensued. Fuck everything else. I’m so tired.

Are they going to televise the Luigi Mangione trial? Also how do we know there is a court date on January 18th? Legitimately wondering because I can’t find it myself

I hate myself for holding out hope that somebody was going to do something to stop him #trump #jan6 #election

Luigi Mangione doing that lil snarl has had me in a chokehold for the past 2 weeks 🥵

Mangione Magnet