There are very few things worse than meeting someone for the first time, and their character doesn't match the one you built for them in your head based on their appearance

Well, I definitely didn't last a minute on the creek

I'm in a whimsical kinda sinister mood

I renewed my antidepressants as a Christmas present to myself Sucks I gotta wait 3 more weeks to start taking them

I'M BACK

I'm sick of acting like these aren't the eyes of a killer

Bro doesn't give a fuck

Being aggressively disappointed in yourself while also trying not to be to hard on yourself is pretty frustrating

This number alone is embarrassing

The New York Times has named You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To by Knocked Loose the 11th best album of 2024.

The wrapped AI podcast sounds like they're trying to get me to kill myself

I actually wish I didn't see my wrapped I need therapy

As much as I like this app I kinda feel the same way

Saying "nah, I'm retired" instead of "I don't drink"

It kinda sucks that the healthier you get, the worse highly palatable processed foods taste

Fr though the best thing about tonight is that we're not fighting

Okay seriously Spotify what's the god damn hold up

Honestly, if you successfully escape a high-speed chase, your crime should be dismissed

I hope someday I'll be the uncle that drinks too much and ruins Thanksgiving

Gonna be a good week, friends

Eating a pb&j with 2 hands is the human experience

I really like those gym sessions where in between sets, I lose track of time staring into the void and thinking about every mistake I've made in the past year

I won't ever shoot my shot cause I'm a pacifist

Gm friends

Why do so many people lose their decency on their journey to financial success

Loml

I hope you have a day today

My Spotify wrapped is so sacred to me If someone says, "Can I play a song?" I'm gonna disconnect my shit and let you play your song just so it doesn't mess with my stats

I just ate like 13 chocolate chip cookies and I can feel my blood moving

It's fw me Friday, so are you prepared to face the consequences of your actions

Hey look, a jersey bridge

I'm ngl muay thai might be the only thing keeping my head above water rn

teenage me: *partying, drinking, smoking and partaking in anything offered to feel good* adult me: *feels fantastic after taking a multivitamin*

Today marks 152 days of me being clean from happiness 🍾 ✨️

Overthinking is the real life equivalent to psychic damage

I'm now at the age where I actually have to stop and think when someone asks me how I old I am

Agni Kai Thanksgiving

It's not a day off unless do absolutely nothing and regret every decision you've ever made at like 9pm

If you see this, I'm thankful for you. Goodnight bsky

Sometimes, My Immortal by Evanescence is the greatest song of all time

Iconic

God i wish I was in the Jimmy Kimmel mosh pit