This week, my goal is to get the mugwort massage hammer, the trigger point tool, and/or the foam roller. Please help out if you can 🙏🏽💛

I can’t hear without my subtitles!

And rubbing someone's bald head is like rubbing someone's pregnant belly. You need explicit consent for that lol

Touching bald heads together seems really intimate. Like I shouldn't be seeing yalls bald rituals.

The ONLY remediation for moldy, e. Coli infested cannabis is THE TRASH.

Let's just go to bed and try again tomorrow.

Like.....why does mattress firm NEED to be open today?

Sometimes shutting up is the best form of de-escalation

Our planet is getting hotter cause you wanna put your family photo into ai and see what yall look like as fruit.

I stayed for the battle with the belt. Is it magnetic?

I covered R. Kelly for *VIBE* magazine in the early '90s. This clip is from my conversation with @capitalb.bsky.social — a Black-led local and national nonprofit news organization reflecting on what we saw—and why it still matters

Its about time.

My consistent income ends Aug 31st, then add on the ridiculous increase in living expenses & it's practically impossible for me to survive Plus, my kid arrives in two weeks. I'm having hard time feeding myself, I really need help feeding a teenager & staying housed while looking for work #MutualAid

BlueSky gon freeze up like penguin nuts it you try

What kind of magical pass

My friend just sent me a pic of her and my best friend hanging out without me.

Them Albanese gummies got me in a chokehold omg

Its like the only serious in that universe where all the actors take their job seriously

They're 65. Damn, I need to move closer.

Waking up at 5 everyday means waking up at 7:30 IS sleeping in.

Been trying for years now to highlight that part of data centers' water footprint comes from producing the electricity they use, so it's good to see more mainstream coverage of it. (Again, yes we should reform agriculture, golf corses Should also be destroyed, & more than one thing can be bad)

Push ups 😂

Quite literally everything in the world needs to come to a halt until this shit is handled. Life has no business going on while such acts continue.

My stomach actin like my archnemesis

I'm so so TIRED. Depleting resources on a continent already robbed of so much. WHY?!

I dont wanna jinx the workday im having

Everyone talks about cutting Florida off, whole time we need to drop San Francisco into the Pacific and let it float away.

Let me tell you something lil momma “Body tea” INCLUDES THE BELLY

They traded their Finals MVP. Shit feels nasty.

Nobody: The Celtics: Yall usin this? Give it here. We'll find something to do with it.

Parenting the little kid in you; while raising your own kids, and also parenting your parents in a way they didn't parent you; as they age??

Did Chris brown use AI for this song in the radio? You can tell and it's butt.

See yall tomorrow for more summer complaints.

There are between 31 and 80 cases in New York, which has the most cases reported out of any state. There are cases present in Alaska, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Louisiana, Massachusetts, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia and Wisconsin.

This seems like a bad idea to give small children bags of liquid lol Here in America, we drink our milk out of a box like real cowboys!

I live in texas. You buy a new car n it comes with deodorant and a gun

I smell amazing. I think that's what's keeping me awake smh.

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Ugly fucker. That alcohol got him lookin like a date. A stupid raisin.

“But digging into the available statistics, Wilson noted that the large number of college-educated Black women losing their jobs would certainly be connected to government cuts. Nearly one-fifth of the federal workforce was Black, despite them being 13 percent of the population.” Pay attention.

They were so excited for him they almost rushed the stage. 🥹

Meijer had BOGO pork butt a few weeks ago. "It might be a little bit before I can throw one on the smoker, but I'd be a fool to not take advantage of this and stash 'em in the freezer!"

And nobody cares except us. I’m on like six unemployed black woman listservs, where everyone’s freaking out, and nobody’s like “I’m running on trying to get y’all jobs.” It’s like we’re being erased from American society.

I have no interest in playing into that game that Peter Thiel and Marc Andresson has convinced 95% of my peers (and frankly, the rest of society in terms of "chasing the bag", "renting out the block" versus "collectively owning the block"). There's no way you can say you've read theory and do so!

Prisoners at a jail in Eastern North Carolina overpowered staff and have seized control of the facility, authorities said www.wral.com/news/state/b...

Yall be weird lmao. Like....not the good kind.