Push ups 😂

Quite literally everything in the world needs to come to a halt until this shit is handled. Life has no business going on while such acts continue.

My stomach actin like my archnemesis

I'm so so TIRED. Depleting resources on a continent already robbed of so much. WHY?!

I dont wanna jinx the workday im having

Everyone talks about cutting Florida off, whole time we need to drop San Francisco into the Pacific and let it float away.

Let me tell you something lil momma “Body tea” INCLUDES THE BELLY

They traded their Finals MVP. Shit feels nasty.

Nobody: The Celtics: Yall usin this? Give it here. We'll find something to do with it.

Parenting the little kid in you; while raising your own kids, and also parenting your parents in a way they didn't parent you; as they age??

Did Chris brown use AI for this song in the radio? You can tell and it's butt.

See yall tomorrow for more summer complaints.

There are between 31 and 80 cases in New York, which has the most cases reported out of any state. There are cases present in Alaska, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Louisiana, Massachusetts, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia and Wisconsin.

This seems like a bad idea to give small children bags of liquid lol Here in America, we drink our milk out of a box like real cowboys!

I live in texas. You buy a new car n it comes with deodorant and a gun

I smell amazing. I think that's what's keeping me awake smh.

I got the job! My start date is Aug 10th! $1380/$1500. Hitting my goal will support me until I start working. Giving to my cash links avoids fees and delays in receiving aid. #BIPOCMA #helpsky #mutualaid #helpfolkslive 💕💸 #blackqueer cash.me/$lenadreamsi... paypal.me/lenadreamsin...

Ugly fucker. That alcohol got him lookin like a date. A stupid raisin.

“But digging into the available statistics, Wilson noted that the large number of college-educated Black women losing their jobs would certainly be connected to government cuts. Nearly one-fifth of the federal workforce was Black, despite them being 13 percent of the population.” Pay attention.

They were so excited for him they almost rushed the stage. 🥹

Meijer had BOGO pork butt a few weeks ago. "It might be a little bit before I can throw one on the smoker, but I'd be a fool to not take advantage of this and stash 'em in the freezer!"

And nobody cares except us. I’m on like six unemployed black woman listservs, where everyone’s freaking out, and nobody’s like “I’m running on trying to get y’all jobs.” It’s like we’re being erased from American society.

I have no interest in playing into that game that Peter Thiel and Marc Andresson has convinced 95% of my peers (and frankly, the rest of society in terms of "chasing the bag", "renting out the block" versus "collectively owning the block"). There's no way you can say you've read theory and do so!

Prisoners at a jail in Eastern North Carolina overpowered staff and have seized control of the facility, authorities said www.wral.com/news/state/b...

Yall be weird lmao. Like....not the good kind.

These shots the ACES are making smh video game shit lol

This is insane. www.cbsnews.com/colorado/new...

Somebody asked me 'my type' and I said Black and they got so offended and told me I was racist. They were also Black 😕

Titties are ART

Is jamelle suggesting more building in affluent areas to keep those people from gentrifying the lower income areas? He thinks the already affluent are willing to give up any space or resources? Lmaooo Brother, they dont want to alter what's already theirs. They wants what's yours, without you.

Because there's nuance, and then there's nonsense

Y’all be using the word nuance to try and make room for bullshit in some of these conversations and I really want y’all to stop lol.

Walked in the store to buy the same pair of shoes I was wearing (Because im Doug Funny) and the lady was judging me so hard😔

It could all be so simple.

You've avenged your last sevenfold

I needed that call fr. They got me together. I love those ladies.

ALL I. REALLY WANT IS. For you to back it up on me. Put your weight on it.

Let me see what yall talking about on here

Ive been introducing my best friend to my other friends but she won't let me anywhere near her friends 😂

Why is there no baseball bat emoji?

One of my guitars. My late aunt was a profession percussionist at one point. She got it in undergrad and it traveled the world with her. She gave it to me when I was 14/15.

john cena will smith all mr. peanutbutter

Who got yall smiling at yall phones?? 👀

Baby we had to pay for ringtone that could play more than one note at a time.

At the taco spot and they call out an order for 'Obama' this Indian nigga gon say to us 'i love you guy's names. They're so interesting. If a white man walked up to the counter for that Obama order I'd be mad' MOVE, Ayansh.

Ours doesn't even offer the full menu smh

Got home at 3 been up since 7. This is why I dont drink. Up early af because of a chemical reaction smh