The watermelon is perfectly sweet but it doesn't have that crisp to it anymore.

A large segment of the audience has been waiting for *years* to see Willow get her comeuppance. But when the writers finally pen a storyline with real potential fun? They *immediately* blow it up by having Brook Lynn confess right away to Chase. #GH

#GH Now why would BLQ confess to Chase? She's gotten too dam soft.

#GH Chase will accuse his own wife before his ex. I mean in this case his wife is guilty but still!

#GH Baby Phoebe laughed when Chase said nothing is more important than her. She's knows that he'd drop her in a heartbeat for Willow.

#GH If Liz keeps snooping her dear old pal Willow might just knock her upside the head next.

#GH I'd normally wanna fight Sidwell for insulting Jordan about her face, but Jordan has been getting on my nerves lately.

#GH Liz & Lucas are starting to put the pieces together. Ain't nobody else gettin sick over at Willow's, but when they do get sick they get suspiciously sick.

#GH Jordan said she's been working undercover. Girl when? You stacked enough paper to buy a new condo & gathered zero dirt on Sidwell.

#GH Why does Lucas never have a house of his own?

Turns on Golden Girls to have a mini marathon. 15 minutes in...

As a kid my ice cream truck picks were the fruit bars, strawberry shortcake, or an ice cream sandwich. I've always been an old lady apparently.

#BTG #BeyondtheGates The Duprees spent more time with Ashley after Derek died than they did Kat, who gave half her liver away. LMAO

#BeyondTheGates Oh I forgot there was a doctor in the room.

#BeyondTheGates Did Hayley give Bill a dose before coming to work today?

#BeyondTheGates Um... ain't no justice coming for Laura. Ever. With Jacob moving on after being the last hold out, they've said take these character rewrites and move on.

Thank you. I was wondering if this was the norm. #BeyondTheGates

#BeyondTheGates I don't know anything about depositions. Do they usually take place in a lawyer's office with the defense attorney acting as a judge and an attorney?

#BeyondTheGates Give Eva & ZayZay a little conflict!

#BeyondTheGates Actually, bring the ex on the scene with a baby. Then see how Eva navigates having to deal with an outside baby as an outside baby.

#BeyondTheGates When Izaiah was introduced there was an ex that he was obsessed with/heartbroken over & a mysterious yet interesting connection to Joey. Why not build on that?

Sometimes playas fuck up.

Didn't choose the right salad dressing but it's already in there...

So 6 months of Naomi lying to her loved ones daily and she just fesses up? No one finds out and reveals it? #BeyondTheGates

#BeyondTheGates So many hospital + illness storylines.

#BeyondTheGates I didn't even understand what that Dani & Andre argument was about.

#BeyondTheGates Vernon is kind of a hoochie.

#BeyondTheGates 10 years from now I'd still be telling Martin to kiss my ass. But holding grudges isn't allowed on this show.

#BeyondTheGates Kat is apologizing to Martin?! I'm boutta call somebody outta their name.

#BeyondTheGates Dani is the queen of giving good advice AND doing dumb shit. Balance.

#BeyondTheGates I wish we had actually gotten to see Anita & Kat having girl time in the living room. I thought that was the point in writing her moving in but ... nada.

#BeyondTheGates Getting a tattoo with your first love. Can't think of a worse idea.

#BeyondTheGates Lmao at Dani telling her daughter a lil cheating isn't the end of the world.

#BeyondTheGates Whew I love that molded down hair look on Anita.

#BeyondTheGates Oh we're starting off the episode with CHEST. A daytime TV staple.

Phoebe & Jay on PBS were learning how to make greens with smoked turkey from their Grandma. 🩷 Representation truly does matter.

#GH Why would Anna be imagining Peter though? Shouldn't it be Faison instead?

#GH Write something different for Trina. Damn!

I already thawed it out. Now I gotta actually cook it. Rinse. Repeat.

#GH Valentin's background comments while Sonny was talking were top tier.

Basement kickin my ass 😩

The strength & patience it takes to tackle a project you've been ignoring for years...

There are so many storylines ignored with no reasonable closure to pursue other boring storylines. #BeyondTheGates

#BeyondTheGates Yall, we gotta let the concept of "the core 4" go. They're barely on the show. The core of nothingness.

A Churchy Spinster & a Pick-Me Mother to give Kat dating advice #BeyondTheGates #BTG

After having a week off #BeyondTheGates did not come back with a bang.

#BeyondTheGates Are we getting rid of Tomas?!

#BeyondTheGates Ted doesn't know anything about any of the women in his life. He always needs someone else to clue him in.

#BeyondTheGates I'm gonna start calling Naomi "Nae-Nae" like Leslie.

The way she's dressed, Brook Lynn can go right from the pool to a funeral in winter. #GH