Oh, and he asked her to send him the measurements. 😂 Baby ain't no measurements. Just vibes.

Time to spread your own Thanksgiving wings and fly baby bird.

Since my Mom & I aren't cooking my Brother decided to make his own sides for the 1st time. First he said it couldn't be too hard. Then said he was gonna FaceTime us during the process. Then he asked if she can just come over & walk him through it. Sir, what part of we ain't doin it don't u get?

Being able to turn that 4:30 am alarm off for a few days feels magnificent!

Now why were all of the extras in the background listening to Vernon's speech too? Shouldn't they have been busy with their own dinners? #BeyondTheGates

I don't hate June today. Growth. #BeyondTheGates

Hayley is openly flirting with Izaiah. She really don't give a damn. #BeyondTheGates

Twas expecting the Anita impersonator to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Now I'm disappointed. #BeyondTheGates

Cauliflower steak for Thanksgiving? Bitch, where's the knife to throw? #BeyondTheGates

My Mom only watches #BeyondTheGates every blue moon in passing. Just updated her about Dani remarrying, Bill's private investigator, and Hayley's poison. That caught her attention.

Thanksgiving at the country club is not what I wanted. #BeyondTheGates

Saw a video of some grandkids bringing their Grandma her fav foods. Got me to thinking about mine. My Gramma's favs were strawberry ice cream, milky ways, and Sunny Delight. My other Grandma always bought beer or glass bottle Pepsi when she'd walk me to the store so I'm guessing those were hers.

And Kat is absolutely right about how Ted has handled building a relationship with Eva. It's her feelings over all until he has eased his guilt. #BeyondTheGates

I like this look on Kat. The hair pulled back is cute. #BeyondTheGates

Aye, look at #BeyondTheGates remembering old stories that they wrote. Tomas spying for Bill... Leslie trying to kill a woman... Now make something shake!!

Time for #BeyondTheGates. Lemme see if Bill is dead yet.

One of my favorite things about being old is the years I've had to curate a colorful wool coat collection. These bitches is old and slightly classy just like me.

Shit got dark real fast. I wasn't prepared. #FriendsAndLovers

Part 2 of #FriendsAndLovers has had about four time jumps so far.

Watching #FriendsAndLovers on Lifetime. The wigs are hard & the story is...um... I'm gonna stick with it.

An hour & a half is the breaking point with a hooded dryer. Don't care if the hair is dry or not. I'm not sitting there one minute more.

Somebody come do my damn hair!

Planned on a flexi rod set this week. Still really wanna do one. But it's gonna be a minimum of 6 hours and I haven't started shit.

I don't always like Laura, but the actress has been acting her ass off lately. #gh

Britt expects this blind loyalty from Jason that she'd never give to him. How did she come back from the dead more unlikeable than she was before? #gh

Seeing Cody & Molly slow dancing got me to thinking about TJ. They really made him vanish. He hasn't even seen his Mom's new place. #gh

I take it back. Why are they trying to set Ace's Grandma up? The good guys can't ever have shit! #gh

The men saying that one woman leads with her assets while others don't... interesting. Cause Emily wasn't dressed any different than others. Her chest was just bigger. Now if you didn't like her personality, say that. #ReadyToLove

Victorian era seating?? I didn't see one damn Victorian seat in that #ReadyToLove lounge.

My (Detroit) Husband listening to Tommy on #ReadyToLove: Please don't say What Up Doe no mo'!!!

As a Detroit girlie I would've hated the skating date on #ReadyToLove. Yeah Detroit has a big skating culture, but my ass couldn't skate then & can't skate now.

#GhostsCBS is still one of my fav shows to watch on network TV, but this season has not been making me laugh like the others.

If we are ever freed from Dana, please let Laura get the honor #BeyondTheGates

This Leslie scaring Laura thing is pissing me off. It’s not cute. She tried to kill her! #BeyondTheGates

Who the fuck actually shot Drew & will it even matter? #gh

See how #gh let Laura win that election? The good guy over the bad guy. Take notes #BeyondTheGates. We still need some good with the bad.

Bill's big fancy law office should have cameras in the halls right? So hopefully Hayley has been caught on camera poisoning the tea. #BeyondTheGates

On the period dramas I've watched, the poison takes hold within minutes. . On #BeyondTheGates it's taking months 😩

Dani answered Bill's call because of the kids? Bitch, what kids? Those grown women know how to work a phone! #BeyondTheGates

Like I watch soaps cause I find the drama enjoyable, but #BeyondTheGates ain't mixing in the joy. Let the good folks win too.

I'm trying real hard to stick with #BeyondTheGates right now, but the only story that isn't pissing me off is Dani and Andre. This show needs balance.

I might dislike Ted more than Leslie at this point. He never makes decisions that I root for. #BeyondTheGates

And I can't even get excited about Naomi catching Hayley again cause she never bothers to tell Bill what she found out. #BeyondTheGates

Besides Chelsea, every single one of Kat's family members has dismissed the fact that Eva fucked her boyfriend. She can do no wrong. #BeyondTheGates

Someone said Martin is probably a source of Kat's insecurities, and after the way he talked about her yesterday...I can believe it. He's felt a way about her since she was a kid. #BeyondTheGates

Watching the new Reading Rainbow. I like the updates. The slightly animated books is a cute touch.

Martin gossiping about Kat just proves that most of the men in her life are horrible. #BeyondTheGates

Look at Andre falling in love. All that f****** will do it. #BeyondTheGates

Eva said she wasn't creeping in the shadows trying to get Tomas. Girl, you a damn lie. #BeyondTheGates

Oh, his concern about it was literally over after that one sentence. Nevermind. #BeyondTheGates