Things that I should be doing today: Income taxes + Cleaning Things that I'm actually doing today: SHIT

It's a shame that my kid doesn't appreciate the fine dining experience of leftovers for breakfast. Pizza, BBQ, a Thanksgiving turkey sandwich...I loved that shit for breakfast as a kid. Still do.

#GH That water is really high up at that Pier. Maybe some guard rails would be a good idea.

#GH Dante being suspicious of Cullum is a nice touch. Too often the writers put Dante on the wrong side.

#GH Lucas voluntarily going back to Wyndemere is insane. Getcho ass up outta there!

#BeyondTheGates You know what I just thought about... They gave Chelsea a drug addiction relapse for exactly one episode then we never saw her dabble again. This show...

This is another person pointing out Nicole is acting “out of character” … I WANT MY SPLIT PERSONALITY storyline! 😭😂😂😂 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

#AbbottElementary The April Fools episode was a good one, but now my kid is trying to come up with ways to prank me. Boy the 1st is over!

Joey ain't even need to have randy followed. He could be pumping gas and see them idiots meeting in public like: #beyondthegates

#BeyondTheGates #BTG Kat is right. Partners do invest in each other. He's not your partner, Kat. Also ask your Aunt Dani how investing in Bill worked out for her.

I love that Lynette is hustling Haley's raggedy ass! #btg #beyondthegates

#BeyondTheGates I'm always Team Hoe Phase. You wanna sleep with many menz...do it. But Nicole popping up on Kial right after Carlton hurt her feelings... That's not hoeing for fun. She needs to assess her own emotions for a change.

#BeyondTheGates Yay! Randy, Lynette, & Hayley choosing to meet in public (everyday) is finally coming back to bite them.

#BeyondTheGates Ugh Kat, don't you dare buy a wrap around porch with that man.

#BeyondTheGates Nicole getting mad at someone for giving her an "unsolicited character assessment" is fucking hilarious. All she does is give unsolicited character assessments to people that are not her patients!

i love how Lynette can see through step-monster's BS. #BeyondTheGates

#BeyondTheGates Dani is back in the will?! Quick, let's tell Hayley!!

#BeyondTheGates The amount of passion Nicole is showing to protect Vanessa... Never seen that side of her when it comes to Kat.

#BeyondTheGates Tomas is reprimanding Kat again. Please let that muthafucka go.

#BeyondTheGates I don't think the people around Vanessa realize how much she's willing to risk for Joey. Perhaps when it comes out that he killed Doug, and Vanessa stays, then they'll see.

#GH At some point having all of those conversations about Drew & Willow in that office had to turn out bad for Trina & Kai. That Congressional office is their favorite place to chit chat about those crimes.

#GH I'm kinda looking forward to what Willow tries to do to Trina & Kai. They should've told someone other than Alexis about what they knew + Now they won't shut up about what they know + It might make Trina interesting again + Kai might get got.

#GH So non-Nathan is still protecting Rocko & Lulu. Interesting.

#GH Lulu thought she was giving the goods to a ghost. Whole time she's f*ckin the brother of the ghost.

#GH This Nathan reveal makes everyone else in town look even sillier than they already looked for not questioning Nathan more.

I even had a solo in 3rd grade singing about Mission Control. Didn't give a damn about being an astronaut, but never missed an opportunity for a singing solo.

90s elementary school made it seem like half our graduating class was gonna be flying through space. Chile...

They literally put Eva with everybody today like what the fuck. They did not know what to do with her lol. What’s next she’s gonna run into Naomi or Haylster. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Vanessa and Hayley having a bad day today. Good #beyondthegates #btg

#BeyondTheGates I appreciate that Naomi confronted Hayley about her new scam. She's still giving her way too much grace with that sonogram lie though. Expose her! Damn. You don't get extra brownie points for holding on to her lie.

I don't usually watch #GH live anyway, but I'd still like the option Comcast!

#BeyondTheGates Donnell said his Mom has been a complete wreck since his Dad died. Shiiiiiiiiiid.

Ted needs a lot of advice, huh? Where is his surgeon confidence? lol #btg #beyondthegates

#BeyondTheGates #BTG I’m not going to comment on Eva’s sermon to Joey about young Black men. I’m sure Vernon, Martin, Ted, Carlton, and Bill have helped young Black men rise. 😐

#BeyondTheGates Is Eva allowed to meet new characters without leading with her sob story?

#BeyondTheGates Shanice, pull it together. Gaaahdamn. Ted has you losing yourself and yall just started.

#BeyondTheGates I don't like Deanna YET, but her reads on Vanessa are quite accurate.

#BeyondTheGates Joey is calling Hayley instead of Bill? Well damn. He finds his dirt quick.

I don’t like the way these women are so afraid of upsetting Curtis #GH

#GH Nathan's real name is what now? Was that a name we're supposed to be familiar with?

#GH Both Trina & Kai just happened to have several slips of the tongue on the same day in front of Willow? I guess it's time for the show to point out Willow's next targets.

#GH Seems like Sidwell doesn't even care who really killed Marco.

#GH Willow was apologizing to Drew for keeping him in his current medical state with Sidwell's help, but wasn't it her idea?

Apparently Comcast has cut ABC. That's gonna suck for many #GH fans.

#BeyondTheGates Bill didn't even ask Joey to look into the right damn person. He's stuck on Lynette when he needs to be asking why his wife has so quickly (and financially) tied herself to Lynette. Even prior to the fake mugging.

I don’t think I’m asking to much to have Bill lose his business, his money & be shamed be all of Fairmont Crest & then for his Mistress Bride be exposed & go to prison. Easy peasy 🤷🏾‍♀️ #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Ruining Shanice with Ted… big sigh 😔 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Chelsea is a crappy cousin to Kat. She can extend compassion to Hayley, but always doubt/insults Kat. It’s weird because Kat always rides for Chelsea no matter what, but Chelsea doesn’t return the same support. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

#BeyondTheGates We started out with confident, feisty, super observant Shanice. We loved her & asked for more of her. Then Ted came along & ruined a promising character.

#BeyondTheGates It's not unrealistic for secure women to become totally insecure in relationships, but damn I wish Shanice would stand up!