Sometimes playas fuck up.

Didn't choose the right salad dressing but it's already in there...

So 6 months of Naomi lying to her loved ones daily and she just fesses up? No one finds out and reveals it? #BeyondTheGates

#BeyondTheGates So many hospital + illness storylines.

#BeyondTheGates I didn't even understand what that Dani & Andre argument was about.

#BeyondTheGates Vernon is kind of a hoochie.

#BeyondTheGates 10 years from now I'd still be telling Martin to kiss my ass. But holding grudges isn't allowed on this show.

#BeyondTheGates Kat is apologizing to Martin?! I'm boutta call somebody outta their name.

#BeyondTheGates Dani is the queen of giving good advice AND doing dumb shit. Balance.

#BeyondTheGates I wish we had actually gotten to see Anita & Kat having girl time in the living room. I thought that was the point in writing her moving in but ... nada.

#BeyondTheGates Getting a tattoo with your first love. Can't think of a worse idea.

#BeyondTheGates Lmao at Dani telling her daughter a lil cheating isn't the end of the world.

#BeyondTheGates Whew I love that molded down hair look on Anita.

#BeyondTheGates Oh we're starting off the episode with CHEST. A daytime TV staple.

Phoebe & Jay on PBS were learning how to make greens with smoked turkey from their Grandma. 🩷 Representation truly does matter.

#GH Why would Anna be imagining Peter though? Shouldn't it be Faison instead?

#GH Write something different for Trina. Damn!

I already thawed it out. Now I gotta actually cook it. Rinse. Repeat.

#GH Valentin's background comments while Sonny was talking were top tier.

Basement kickin my ass 😩

The strength & patience it takes to tackle a project you've been ignoring for years...

There are so many storylines ignored with no reasonable closure to pursue other boring storylines. #BeyondTheGates

#BeyondTheGates Yall, we gotta let the concept of "the core 4" go. They're barely on the show. The core of nothingness.

A Churchy Spinster & a Pick-Me Mother to give Kat dating advice #BeyondTheGates #BTG

After having a week off #BeyondTheGates did not come back with a bang.

#BeyondTheGates Are we getting rid of Tomas?!

#BeyondTheGates Ted doesn't know anything about any of the women in his life. He always needs someone else to clue him in.

#BeyondTheGates I'm gonna start calling Naomi "Nae-Nae" like Leslie.

The way she's dressed, Brook Lynn can go right from the pool to a funeral in winter. #GH

#GH Oh damn, Valentin told her that too 😅 We all know Charlotte would never choose Lulu.

#GH Before the coma...after the coma...Charlotte still wouldn't choose her Mom over her Dad.

#GH Charlotte only has a couple of years before she's free to make her own decisions. That includes no longer talking to her Mama. Lulu better choose wisely.

#GH Oh yeah, Michael does indeed have another reason to continue hating Willow... Baby Daisy! Forgot her crazy ass was targeting an infant.

#GH My finger just automatically hits the fast forward button when Gio & Emma come on.

#GH For years I couldn't stand Tracy. She's currently one of my favs. A little softer but still edgy.

#GH Why is Valentin free already but Jason isn't?

#GH Danny really sold him out? Dirty muthafucka. He's learned nothing from Jason.

#BeyondTheGates We get one poison dose every two weeks now.

#BeyondTheGates Memory refresh please... Did Randy know about Joey killing Doug?

#BeyondTheGates Plus before Tomas is off of the show I really want him to get a taste of what it feels like to be betrayed.

#BeyondTheGates It's not uncommon or unrealistic for a girl to get over one dude by getting under another. I did it. Nicole is trying it. Eva apparently has done it. Now I need Kat to do it. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Sometimes it really is just that simple.

#BeyondTheGates They should let Anita cuss a little more. I like it.

#BeyondTheGates Well look-a-there. I don't hate Eva or the words coming out of her mouth today.

#BeyondTheGates Kat is finding every excuse for her decision to stick by Tomas. Twas dumb then. Tis dumb now.

#BeyondTheGates Yesterday Ted cared that Tomas slept with Eva. Today Nicole suddenly cares. Lots of rewrites happening.

#BeyondTheGates We need to rewind the tapes. Where was the break in the Kat & Tomas relationship? She didn't answer his call so he fucked a woman he'd already planned to fuck.

#BeyondTheGates Dear Kat, if you have to worry about him turning to someone else AGAIN then you shouldn't be with him.

Haven't started today's episode but I see that yall are annoyed with Tomas & I approve. Free her and us.

The library cut our Libby & Hoopla monthly borrows in half. Evil wins again.

How old are the strippers gonna be when #PValley finally comes back?!