Attempting to watch the Mario Galaxy movie. Chile, when did we get more than one princess? All I know is the OG Princess Peach.

Dandre, just send Mary Sue a fruit basket and keep it moving. Don't go over there. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

#BeyondTheGates That mustache and darker hair got yall seeing Doug in a new light.

Also where is Smitty? Shouldn’t he have published his big story??? #BeyondTheGates

Also, would Dead Doug just walk into the country club all willy-nilly where anyone could see him. He's not even in disguise. I fear Deanna is hallucinating. But only time will tell. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

#BeyondTheGates Nicole giving expert advice on how to check your kids. Biiiish, this is the twilight zone.

#BeyondTheGates Anita & Vernon were giving Ted the business.

#BeyondTheGates Are we giving Kat a friend in Deanna? Someone equally as spicy who calls bullshit what it is? I'll take it.

#BeyondTheGates Derek was one of Shanice's best friends?? Oh.

#BeyondTheGates Jan's grief is actually real. Ashley's is a professional victim's guilt disguised as grief.

#BeyondTheGates Vanessa trying to downplay Kat's instincts while hers are complete crap. No wonder she & Nicole are besties.

Still waiting for a few plants to arrive, but the colors are making me happy so far. First time doing pink & purple in these pots.

#BeyondTheGates Joey is never actually afraid of getting in trouble. That needs to change.

#BeyondTheGates I forgot how well Jacob fills out a t-shirt.

#BeyondTheGates A concussion? Irregular heartbeats? 😂 Lia gets a new symptom every 10 minutes. Girl take yo ass down to the prison.

Bluesky, stop playing. That orange man's name was the first word I muted on here. So why am I seeing it now? I will quit this app too. Don't test me.

In other news, I paid $7+ dollars for a bag of grapes today. A bag of fucking grapes.

#BeyondTheGates Grayson keeps his job? Huh?!

#BeyondTheGates Nah Bitch. I am not about to watch episode after episode of Ashley trying to cry. Wrap this shit up by Friday.

#BeyondTheGates Kat looks so darn cute today.

#BeyondTheGates Is this the first time we've heard Vanessa & her employee Jan interact?

#BeyondTheGates Damn, no bereavement days for Jacob huh?

#BeyondTheGates Starting the episode off with the widow I see. She didn't even like him! This is Vanessa and Doug all over again.

My Husband said he didn't know you could buy furniture from Amazon... As I'm sitting on a couch that I bought from Amazon 3 years ago.

Jessica would not easily have a Wrap if Eva had given her a Hard 90s Updo😆 #BeyondTheGates #BTG

If Nicole was the impaler this whole time i would fall out 🤣. She is conveniently dealing with a “Patient” when all this went down? #BTG #BeyondTheGates

This! I was so confused, cause spritz would not have turned into that beach house hair. #BeyondTheGates

#BeyondTheGates Yall are cracking me up today. Everybody was pushing Derek towards the light.

#BeyondTheGates I want Doug to walk into the funeral like "Oh yall couldn't do shit for me, but HE gets a funeral?!"

Now we gonna have to watch Ashley play the grieving widow for months 🫩 #BeyondTheGates

Here is the thing while I am not a big Derek fan I would have preferred him to live and Ashley to die, because now this story will again be about Ashley and her pain #BeyondTheGates

"You gonna have to run the clinic now" Leslie: #BeyondtheGates

#BeyondTheGates I only want Doug back if he's causing pure chaos. Evil to the core. Out to take down Joey AND Vanessa. Not that timid shit he was on before.

#BeyondtheGates Not y'all tired of Ashley's grief before she begins to grieve.

Tired of Ashley since her first appearance. Tired of her being the love interest of multiple men for NO GOOD REASON. Pre-tired of ANYTHING about her. #BeyondtheGates #BTG

Lmaoooo Facebook wasted no time! I’m screaming 🤣🫣 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Is Jason Graham returning to #BeyondTheGates as Doug McBride? The spoilers point toward yes, and the credits in today's episode. soapsspoilers.com/beyond-the-g... #BTG #Gatekeepers

#BeyondTheGates Will we get to see Lia's trial? Hell, are we ever gonna see Allison go to court?

#BeyondTheGates We never get to watch people die on this show.

#BeyondTheGates I blame Shanice. If she wasn't such a good Physical Therapist then Derek wouldn't have been able to follow Grayson.

#BeyondTheGates Deanna is not wrong about her gullible Mama & Twin.

#BeyondTheGates Just so we're clear, we the viewers asked for less Ashley. In fact we asked for NO Ashley. And instead the writers attempted to make her the main character of a big story.

#BeyondTheGates 😂 Lia ordered herself every test that the hospital offers. Girl yo ass is still grass.

#BTG #BeyondtheGates My Gosh, can Ted talk to Kat about ANYTHING ELSE????

Lia folded so QUICK. She was like Prison life is NOT for me 🤣😂 #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Ted you wanted Leslie to end the pregnancy so theres no scenario where Kat & Eva would have come out together #BeyondTheGates

#BeyondTheGates I don't mind the plasma saga taking place at the same time as the Cotillion. Wrap that shit up however you need to. Just do it quickly.

Jacob is in disguise??? #SoapSky #BTG #BeyondTheGates

Lia was singing like Mariah Carey the second she realized Jacob was undercover. #beyondthegates

#BeyondTheGates Surprise surprise Lia.