There's a new OC on the market... and #Buccaneers are suddenly short an OC...

Miami Dolphins fire Mike McDaniel, becoming eighth NFL team looking for a new head coach https://cnn.it/4pO23Gx

I am introducing legislation to prevent a President from treating a criminal indictment as a substitute for congressional authorization. The indictment of a foreign leader cannot replace the Constitution’s requirement that Congress authorize the use of military force.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Guys this is deranged. The Consultant Democrats are hopeless, utterly incapable of meeting the moment

FYI: In 1916 the U.S. signed an agreement for control of St. Thomas, St. John & St. Croix, known as the “Danish West Indies,” in exchange for $25 million & a declaration that the U.S. would “not object to the Danish Govt extending their political & economic interests to the whole of Greenland.

I think they’re doing it–ALL of it–for Trump, or at least Trump is doing it for Trump. The gender stuff is how they’re rallying the troops, just like they’ve done since Reagan.

The age-old "don't threaten me with a good time" story

“Decant after headlines.”

This guy here is dead 👇

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Of all the insanity and stupidity and cruelty and avarice and perversity and so many bad things about Trump, this is still the most shocking and incomprehensible thing I’ve ever heard about this fucking cancer on our nation and world.

Awful politicians getting the songs of The Smiths slightly wrong: 1. I Know It’s Dover

It feels really weird to cheer positive plays by the #Saints. Especially when I’m not even sure I want them to win and, by extension, the #Buccaneers to make the playoffs.

Dan Bongino has departed FBI, per statement

We need to be honest with ourselves and our leaders about Venezuela We are a rogue state, a global pariah Trump is ruling as a dictator, period An axis of evil wants to carve up small, resource-rich nations The message for 2026 is clear: No kings! My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social I was wondering if you repost this dog. Her name is MELIA, only 3.5 years old and at the shelter 843 days. Shes looking for a quiet adult only home. Cat friendly. No dogs. Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793

The shortest article possible: “Can the U.S. Legally ‘Run’ Venezuela After Maduro’s Capture? No.”

The @tampabaybuccaneers.bsky.social will probably do the most #Buccaneers thing possible and pull this game against the #Panthers out at the last second so that I have to watch the #Saints at #Falcons game tomorrow, only to watch New Orleans lose, making the whole thing an exercise in futility.

This ain’t it @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social. Are you *trying* to piss your voters off? Because that’s all this achieves. It doesn’t make Republicans think you’re open to compromise and bipartisanship: it makes you look complicit. Actually, it *makes* you complicit. Coward.

That is really disturbing

“You’re born with your family and you’re stuck with them” uh nope I was born with an appendix too and that shit is in a dumpster

The Diplomat. Holy fuck.

It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile

Special prosecutors on day 1. Everyone in this administration who broke laws— including every ICE agent who ever kidnapped anyone— must go to prison. All of Epstein’s buddies prosecuted too, Democrat or Republican doesn’t matter. Has to be this way or this country won’t survive.

It’s a fake hand. Do your own research.

Mamdani: I have been told that this is the occasion to reset expectations, that I should use this opportunity to encourage the people of New York to ask for little and expect even less. I will do no such thing. The only expectation I seek to reset is that of small expectations.

Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)

And I think liberals should stop taking the bait and ceding ground on immigration. Immigration is good. Multiculturalism is good. Free trade is good. Stop being embarrassed to say so.

Who will join my movement?!?!

SkySafari, the planetarium app I use all the time (and have done some business with in the past, full disclosure), is on sale for 30% off today. It has versions from easy all the way up to pro (like, control a telescope level), and I happen to really like it. skysafariastronomy.com

Friend in Westchester NY is trying to place a very friendly cat that hangs out in their yard. The cat is good with other cats. Please spread the word. They’ll have to go to aspca if it gets much colder (yes they built a temp shelter plz read the screenshot). #adoptdontshop #Westchester #PeekskillNY

do you guys wanna see a dead body dot jpeg, but the body is an elite 20 post roast of Rob Schneider

Yes, she’s remembered she’s a predator who needs to stay on top of the food chain rather than in it. Lest there be any doubt… She finally broke with Trump when he told her “too bad” that her son was being threatened, while she ignores her own culpability in *exactly* the same dynamic.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/

This is the strong leader their nation needs.

It's almost as if the Enlightenment figures who founded the US had learned the lessons of Europe's wars of religion and created a secular state that would both protect worshippers from political interference, AND protect the polity from becoming dominated by religious sectarians.

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

“This is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen in my life, and I was in a ska band.”

here we go (police incident report follows)

One fun thing about the Japanese is we love the FUCK out of Christmas and have only the loosest concept of what is going on

I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*. *Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.

This is your brain on Ritalin. Got your attention? Stimulant medications like Ritalin (methylphenidate) do, but not in the way you might think. They don't act directly on the brain’s attention systems! Find out what's really happening in @cellpress.bsky.social. doi.org/10.1016/j.ce...

In London a time comes every day where the ghosts get their own back. It's often subtle but always undeniable, and it's strongest in autumn & winter. If you're ever at loose ends on Christmas Eve, pay respects at St Michael's Cornhill. Because here, down the alley, was Scrooge's counting house.

it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control

It’s my sincere religious belief that conservative Christians should be fed to lions for the amusement of crowds in sports arenas, and if you think that that’s hateful, then you’re not respecting my free speech and may be instigating violence against me.

I have some bad news for Latke.