Waffle House of the Dragon
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As a father of a daughter;;; DCTID, Go Green, etc etc
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WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT: - ToddlerDadPosting - the Gospel of DCFC - furious grousing about Tom Izzo's rotation choices and (non-)use of timeouts - Mark Hamill Joker-level fantasy football nihilism - occasional political dismay but I'll try to take it easy on that, lots of people do/know that better
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Bar Mageddon
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euros will be like "why do you call it the WORLD series lolol" buddy at least i know when something is a cup
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Cooked like the army of urban assault vehicles filling those lots
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1 day ago
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Belt ---> arse
2 days ago
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What if in addition to Heat Dome we add Statewide Nasty Campfire That Someone Threw 100,000 Old Couches Onto, does that get everyone revved for the weekend
5 days ago
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HELLTRAIN
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5 days ago
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Telling the toddler "la falta es muy claro" as I confiscate the markers she somehow got her hands on
6 days ago
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Should've known we were heading for "Actual Barbary-level Pirate Nation" when it got dangerous enough tl eat produce that we'll all have scurvy by Labor Day
7 days ago
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Just went to see Jurassic Park scored by a live orchestra, there are so many details that made me appreciate it all over again and he's involved in a ton of them
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8 days ago
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We used to be a state, a proper state
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8 days ago
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Joseph Howley
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Live your life in a way that millions of people don't post stuff like this when you bite it
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Welcome Hell
Alt: Keith David welcoming Lindsey Graham to his eternal reward, which is hell, because that's where he is for the rest of time now IMHO
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SIMONE đź©·
9 days ago
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Let's fuckin go
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9 days ago
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Starting to feel Spainevitable
10 days ago
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Pretend there's a smoking section, like just have a bit of dry ice sitting on a shelf in one side room
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12 days ago
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HOOOOOOOO NELLY that's a stinky call
13 days ago
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They gave him the fuckin Disney character gloves, now I'm just going to hear Goofy's voice every time I see this guy ever again
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14 days ago
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thicc husband and father
14 days ago
haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago
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Josh Fruhlinger
14 days ago
if i were participating in a world soccer tournament i would simply not have accepted a tainted gift from the trickster king of the fae realm
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one dozen rats at a keyboard
14 days ago
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I'm sure this result will force the long-overdue introspection and reinvention this federation has needed for decades Haha jk we'll keep right on settling for a pay-to-play closed system that gets us mid results from the world's largest and richest youth sports culture
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14 days ago
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Guys is Belgium mad at us???
14 days ago
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Belgium sending the finishers on (there is no American Goku)
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Ginyu Force The Ginyu Force
Alt: The Ginyu Force arrives from BrĂşges
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14 days ago
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Name the most overmatched cornerback you've ever seen in a CFB or NFL game and that's what's out there at left back
14 days ago
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Look I hope the USMNT eat shit tonight for reasons completely unrelated to them bribing the guards of Soccer Jail but a lot of y'all took that commercial where the kid admits the ball was out on him and costs his team the game way too seriously you fuckin dorks
14 days ago
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Douglas Reyes-Ceron
15 days ago
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
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It's simple brutality innit, we've not 'ad fortee winks, 'twas absolute chimneys it wos
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16 days ago
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Charles Louis Richter
7 months ago
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Felicia Davin
17 days ago
important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day
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Trying to think of a better line of music to match this, not sure I can - maybe Freebird? Wanna flyyyyyyyy Hiiiiiiiigh Freeeeeeee Biii- [SMASH]
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17 days ago
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[Solemn, majestic Blue Shark breach]
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17 days ago
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[Entire cast of Bluey swearing unintelligible Aussie curses]
17 days ago
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Michael Stahlke
18 days ago
So I said “Bobby Lee, it sounds like you’re just feeding brigades to emplaced artillery” and then Longstreet started crying.
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You are violating my constitutional rights by asking where I keep my reservoir of HogWater
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18 days ago
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If u schism they send u to the Holy DMV
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18 days ago
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Man we throw around the Mario Bros 3 Angry Sun memes kinda casually sometimes but like. Wow it's inhospitable
18 days ago
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Liam Hogan
19 days ago
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Bethesda's probably working on a Morrowind paint job that'll be priced like a brand new AAA game when I'd joyfully pay basically whatever you care to charge me for a remake of this
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20 days ago
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not an art thief
20 days ago
if you don’t think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.
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Hear me out, Lakers do a sign and trade, flip LeBron to SCOTUS, Sam Alito to Sacramento for picks, who says no
20 days ago
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[REDACTED] the [REDACTED]
21 days ago
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CaptainHoltohhno.gif
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22 days ago
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Los Angeles: sports capital of the world
23 days ago
While some of you are shouting GO PORTUGAL or GO COLOMBIA, I am shouting GO PATRICE LAMUMBA AND THE RULE OF LAW
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Marie Le Conte
24 days ago
absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got
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Suss-- 🥌
26 days ago
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I am screaming laughing, finally, an ethical use case for AI
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26 days ago
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mattie lubchansky
27 days ago
ME WHEN SELF-DESCRIBED "LIBERAL ZIONIST" BRAD LANDER WINS A PRIMARY ELECTION: this is kristallnacht III (kristallnacht II was something my niece posted on instagram)
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Remember everyone, don't give Dorx Luthor any more money :)
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28 days ago
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lindsey adler
28 days ago
this is the scariest man in football
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worst-case scenario engineer
28 days ago
@bencollins.bsky.social
can we get some more cooking content please?
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Can You Hapless Fuckwits At Least Handle An Omelette?
YouTube video by The Onion
https://youtu.be/ioH53m2cod4?is=kYKrEq3wRG-NNLmT
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