I wish that I did not live here and did not like these teams

Exactly right Chris. You should probably call your Senator about this!

getting out coached by “mike brown” tho, what an incredible thing we’ve achieved 🫡

At least we’ll get to provide special memories for Ben Stiller this week ♥️

The Cavaliers win Game 7 on the road and advance to the Eastern Conference Finals for the first time since 2018! They will take on the Knicks in the ECF. NBA Conference Finals presented by Google

The vast majority of America hates this. But we found these fuckers, so here's a story.

Come on down and check out all the crying in the comments

Game 5 OT Win with Cavs fans in the building. Nothing beats that. #LetEmKnow

I liked this

Oh, my favorite team sucks you say? Thanks for letting me know, I had no idea.

Jarrett Allen tonight

Jarrett Allen DOMINATES, Cavs win Game 7! ⚔️ 22 PTS ⚔️ 19 REB ⚔️ 3 BLK ⚔️ 2 STL He is the first player since 2020 (Nikola Jokić) to total 20+ PTS, 15+ REB and 3+ BLK in a Game 7 😮

Every time I opened the Threads app I saw the most assaultingly depressing shit I’ve ever seen, so I decided it’s time to delete that app

It’s Friday

Gom jabbar unboxing and reaction video

Sherrod’s iPhone

I love hearing someone talk about how they’re “politically homeless”, please tell me more about your amazing brain

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

Happy Easter everyone 🌸

A lot of Trump voters I spoke to during the campaign were convinced the Wrong People were getting free stuff and that Trump would make sure the Right People (them) got it. bsky.app/profile/fact...

the 2026 gas prices conversation seems very “dang, this sure stinks 😕” and extremely apolitical in a lot of circles that wanted to do Jan 6th part 2 in 2022

going to start saying “wow someone hasn’t read the comics 🙄” about all Dune discourse

My first guest this evening, film buff Gregg Turkington.

staring into the mirror at 2am after the edible hits

the last five years have been a nightmare, but at least we got Dune out of it

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

this is the most important thing in the world www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8qtEpXa/

one of my favorite games of my life

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Donald Trump has destroyed the economy and started a pointless war. But the wine mom next door still says "Latinx" sometimes. I have never felt more politically homeless.

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is really great

The DIFF: +38

my mom’s latest favorite genre of AI video: cats with rocket launchers

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Absolute gem of a game so far for the punting game 🔥