I've known Cat for *mumblety* years now and if there's one thing I know about her, it's her unyielding commitment to hatred*. *of Ashley from Mass Effect

Good morning

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Butt. That is all.

S!gnal, feat. Jesterbug

The Jedi are slavecatchers.

Are they nostalgic for the 90s or for Kodak Vision 35mm fine grain film stocks with 1990s color grading

Koontz: guys! guys! look at that! Koontz: a sleigh just pulled up outside, drawn by eight cats! King: a cat drawn sleigh?? why, it can only be.... Andre Norton: hello everyone, it's me andre norton Norton: editor of CATFANTASTIQUE!

Lovecraft: you know, steve, i have to say Lovecraft: i really don't like how anti-cat this story is! Lovecraft: it's kind of cat-phobic Lovecraft: and if there's one thing i can't abide, it's prejudice King: Koontz: Barker: Poe: Lovecraft: against cats

NASA has unveiled one of the closest images ever captured of Jupiter—and the detail is truly stunning. CREDIT:NASA

The series finale of Dinosaurs was an emotionally brutal reflection on corporate greed and climate change, the entire family accepting the grim inevitability of death due to a handful of rich assholes making life for everyone else literally impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changin...

Scorpio: Today you will become the mayor of Bat Country.

We often say fuck the algorithm, but @sesmith.lol went long on how sex workers actually deal with income-stopping algorithms every single day: "This is not algorithmic softening. It is algorithmic violence."  

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I was pleasantly surprised by the first FNAF movie; I thought it was fun and clever and I enjoyed it even though I never played the game. The second movie, though... oof.

No because generally with a whale people won't root for the beach.

Hey! One of my very first uploads got featured on BentBox today! Go me! If you like cryptids, redheads, and exotic nudity, this one's for you. bentbox.co/buybox?EfjPb... (18+)

A or B? (A is static, B is no static)

a teenage boy just made it clear to me that he thought the shirt im wearing was advertising the two separate concepts of guns and of roses

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

Werner Herzog's John Carpenter's Toxic Commando

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Scampering on all fours whilst undercranked has become shorthand for creepy horror movie monster and it's tired. In related news, Whistle is a turgid and unfrightening cast attrition horror movie with a bland gimmick and a cast doing their best with very thin soup. How do these get made?

I'm slowly moving some of my spicy sets over to Bentbox, where they will be available for purchase. If you're interested... bentbox.co/mikeymongol. Right now I have a couple of lingerie sets and an art/explicit nude set available!

work in progress

In my and @kylecassidy.bsky.social 's ongoing quest to watch every Bigfoot movie ever made we watched The Yeti (2026) just now and... oh boy. What a confusing mishmosh of a film. Rarely have I seen a movie where the cinematography and acting so badly outclassed the writing and direction.

Exactly one year ago today:

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Good morning Bluesky! There is Massive Attack x Tom Waits this morning! It is exactly what is on the tin. It is also, of course, very, very good. youtu.be/L-57FrioeuE?...

Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will

Oh yeah definitely the one thing sci fi and fantasy has been missing is the male gaze

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

Half my feed is queer people showing me their no-no parts and the other half is apocalyptic geopolitical catastrofuck and there must be a word in German for how it makes me feel.

So it turns out that eating that kimchi that I left out on the counter so that it could get "extra funky" just maybe might have had some extremely predictable consequences.

For some reason this didn't bridge over from metapixl. Bridgyfed does miss the occasional post, so just for continuity's sake: Liz, Bushwick, 2023

Once again it's @victorviero.bsky.social

Watching Ozzy's farewell concert again and goddamn it if it doesn't make me weep every time. Not as badly as The Film That Shall Not Be Named (no it's not Up) but still, waterworks engage.

#startrek #tng #riker #willriker #therikermaneuver

My Easter books cartoon for @theguardian.com

C'est @victorviero.bsky.social

That's @eroticautism.bsky.social

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

Victor, Bushwick, 2026

Claire Gemini, Bushwick, 2026

@bad-dragon.com merch is truly a gift for all seasons.