I have long held that watching a series of rapidly cycling unconnected video clips is doing some kind of fucked up Kuleshov effect to human brains, forcing them to make connections that do not exist and driving everyone insane. I literally NEVER watch scrolling video because of this lol

Ugh. I hate myself. I hate life. Fuck this shit. Everything sucks. I hope I die. I hope somebody kills me. [I take precisely one bite of food, after having been hungry and cranky all day] Oh wow. Fantastic. I feel great. Now I have the energy to kill myself.

the more of the white house trump bulldozes, the funnier it gets

@catsofyore.bsky.social from a magazine article in 1931. the American writer Sophie Kerr had a cat with an excellent name. archive.org/details/sim_...

You gotta imagine how weird it felt to drive that backhoe today just looking back at everybody going “you sure about this everybody’s sure about this?”

stealing paintings from museums will soon be considered just another tool in the artist's toolbelt

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

I'm always annoyed by that stupid fuckin "American breakfast" meme because the gun is flipped the wrong way to pick up quickly and also a CZ99 is a dinner gun.

anyway it seems clear that these guys would murder suicide the entire human race if the opportunity was available

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

Agony

My husband’s ballot came in the mail. Mine did not. I looked into why and… I was purged from the voting roll. PLEASE CONFIRM YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION.

“rich people hate me” is maybe the strongest endorsement

PSA: you can safely enable Windows 10 extended support w/o paying for it massgrave.dev

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

Toad put his head close to the ground and said loudly, “Now seeds, start growing!” Toad looked at the ground again. The seeds did not start to grow.

oh my god dude

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

👉👈

Got a teacher nailing himself to a cross about having to teach basic sex ed. Trying to make it an identity thing. Bitch, you are the poster child for entitled fragility. People don't think you're a useless cunt cus you're a white dude. People think white dudes are useless cunts cus of y'all.

If this reminds you of an extremely famous book you might have read in high school… yes.

i'm glad that pants made sure to draw exactly the right number of cupcakes to make sure that everybody gets one

Couldn’t say it better myself.

whimsical fellas

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

i would not have expected the ideal urban guerilla anarchist exosuit to look like... this

The tank's role is to draw aggro

people kept asking me during my runs "ok so what's Hinako guilty about why are the horrors happening" and this is SH2 fandom-brain and not how SH really works. Hinako is not guilty about Shit, she's scared but also *angry* about stuff, that's why F is a more visceral action game.

in the way that's kind of the entire thesis of f, a rejection of guilt. The world wants to make Hinako feel guilty for her desires, decisions and flauting of expectations, to which Hinakos response is an increasingly terse and exhausted "No." despite ever mounting pressures.

we cannot let louie find out about the human baby

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Explaining to my wife that I cannot simply “read the books I’ve already bought and haven’t read” like some kind of peasant.

“Frog,” asked Toad, “did this really happen?” “Maybe it did, and maybe it didn’t,” said Frog.

me and my pals here on bsky dot app

they absolutely could have launched paid subs last year. people wanted to give them money! but they were like no we want our weird little thing and it's not that and now they're crashing out over the slightest criticism

That's how most of us played that game

If you'd asked me which celebrity would posthumously unveil a list of people she wanted fired into the sun, I would not have guessed Jane Goodall

i am like if sisyphus was made to push his boulder but also zues kept striking it with lightning and asking if i thought it was alive yet

old cryptids

“The tech industry elite are very much like Gilded Age railroad barons – buying up whole towns, breaking up strikes, imposing top-down economic policy on whole sectors – except all the while they claim that they are just technology enthusiasts playing with their little trains.” 🔥🔥🔥

pussy phrenologist

2010s: be sure to put some sort of dog interaction in your game for a Polygon writeup 2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in