Mike Crocker
@mikeandfriends.bsky.social
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I make silly videos and that's honestly like my entire personality YouTube.com/@mikecrocker
Are the cheaper groceries in the room with us right now?
10 months ago
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@sonsofliberty.bsky.social
thanks for the shirt π€π»βπ»
10 months ago
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It's nice out today
10 months ago
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Keith Decent
10 months ago
Staying informed in 2025:
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I bought a Pixel 8 yesterday and like any Google phone it auto creates cute little albums that are things like "β¨π Memoriesβ¨π₯°" and "A grand adventure!π§π»ββοΈπ" Yeah h*ck all that. Generate a reacts folder. Organize memes by offensiveness. Cater to my silliest chronically online desires
10 months ago
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Fuck me the Nazi propaganda on Facebook is nuts right now. "Report your neighbors!" "At school! At supermarkets!" Now's a great time to remind people that snitches get stitches. Only thing I'm reporting is my fist to a Nazi face.
10 months ago
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10 months ago
Drip those faucets white boy
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Granny says
10 months ago
True
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"The road to fascism is paved by the people who told you to stop overreacting"
10 months ago
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Picked up CyberPunk 2077 again to get a feel for what life will be like in case the fascists win. Really would hate to see a world where cars' headlights are asymmetrical
10 months ago
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little lamb
10 months ago
My washing machine plays an arrogant little song when itβs done cleaning my clothes. Be humble bro. You live next to a litter box
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Qasim Rashid, Esq.
10 months ago
Multiple cities reporting that ICE raids have begun. I'm an immigrant & human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, the actions each of us can take to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate. No paywall. Please share widely.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...
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Trump's Mass Anti-Immigrant Raids to Begin
Here are action items to protect your immigrant neighbors, answers to common FAQs, and insights to debunk anti-immigrant propaganda
https://www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mass-anti-immigrant-raids
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Ian Boudreau
10 months ago
I love being a smart guy: for instance the air in my apartment is very dry and when I thought of ways I could address that problem my literal thought was "I will melt some water"
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Fuck the Zuck. This is my main social media presence now. What are the odds of us getting a short form video platform on here lol
10 months ago
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Everybody gangsta until the pet starts staring intently at the empty corner of the living room
12 months ago
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Pot Shop Boy
12 months ago
Global warming isn't killing the polar bears. It's all the Coke they drink.
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Frances Meh
12 months ago
in canada we call today yankee thanky
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Here's the context: I have some of a crypto called Solana (Sol for short), and lately it, along with all other crypto, has been up, so I've decided to sell it but I keep forgetting lately and I remembered today. Here's what I said to my fiance: I need to sell my soul.
12 months ago
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There are few feelings better than you and your partner being obsessed with the same video game at the same time (Fortnite, if you were wondering (to be cringe is to be free))
12 months ago
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Meghan
12 months ago
There are two wolves inside you webmd: wolf cancer
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Company name in 1914: The Goodman Brothers & Sons New England Standard Steel Production Manufacturers & Exporting Incorporated Company name in 2024: Metalful
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Uncle Duke
about 1 year ago
are those my only two choices?
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And tomorrow, Visa will encourage its customers to start using cash
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12 months ago
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Viktor Winetrout
12 months ago
[screaming from the trunk of my killerβs car] Omg turn it up I love this song
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drew
12 months ago
Hold on he got ELECTED?!
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The natural cycle of
#AdobePremiere
: -It's good for a while -They add features no one asked for and probably won't use -The core features, and thus the entire software, is now full of bugs -They get fixed slowly Rinse and repeat until my Stockholm Syndrome wears off and I switch to Resolve.
12 months ago
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I'm sick of screens I'm really in the mood to dabble in some gizmos today. Wanna tinker with some trinkets and meddle with some doodads and perhaps some thingamajigs
12 months ago
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Electric Chimp
12 months ago
unjaw your clench
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Allison
about 1 year ago
okay thanks
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Trying to get into the habit of pronouncing it Blueskee
12 months ago
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Outside my window it currently looks how a Hozier song sounds
about 1 year ago
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Hey Bluesky it's me Mike!
about 1 year ago
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