Are the cheaper groceries in the room with us right now?

@sonsofliberty.bsky.social thanks for the shirt 🤘🏻✊🏻

It's nice out today

Staying informed in 2025:

I bought a Pixel 8 yesterday and like any Google phone it auto creates cute little albums that are things like "✨💖 Memories✨🥰" and "A grand adventure!🧗🏻‍♂️🌄" Yeah h*ck all that. Generate a reacts folder. Organize memes by offensiveness. Cater to my silliest chronically online desires

Fuck me the Nazi propaganda on Facebook is nuts right now. "Report your neighbors!" "At school! At supermarkets!" Now's a great time to remind people that snitches get stitches. Only thing I'm reporting is my fist to a Nazi face.

Drip those faucets white boy

True

"The road to fascism is paved by the people who told you to stop overreacting"

Picked up CyberPunk 2077 again to get a feel for what life will be like in case the fascists win. Really would hate to see a world where cars' headlights are asymmetrical

My washing machine plays an arrogant little song when it’s done cleaning my clothes. Be humble bro. You live next to a litter box

Multiple cities reporting that ICE raids have begun. I'm an immigrant & human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, the actions each of us can take to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate. No paywall. Please share widely. www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...

I love being a smart guy: for instance the air in my apartment is very dry and when I thought of ways I could address that problem my literal thought was "I will melt some water"

Fuck the Zuck. This is my main social media presence now. What are the odds of us getting a short form video platform on here lol

Everybody gangsta until the pet starts staring intently at the empty corner of the living room

Global warming isn't killing the polar bears. It's all the Coke they drink.

in canada we call today yankee thanky

Here's the context: I have some of a crypto called Solana (Sol for short), and lately it, along with all other crypto, has been up, so I've decided to sell it but I keep forgetting lately and I remembered today. Here's what I said to my fiance: I need to sell my soul.

There are few feelings better than you and your partner being obsessed with the same video game at the same time (Fortnite, if you were wondering (to be cringe is to be free))

There are two wolves inside you webmd: wolf cancer

Company name in 1914: The Goodman Brothers & Sons New England Standard Steel Production Manufacturers & Exporting Incorporated Company name in 2024: Metalful

are those my only two choices?

And tomorrow, Visa will encourage its customers to start using cash

[screaming from the trunk of my killer’s car] Omg turn it up I love this song

Hold on he got ELECTED?!

The natural cycle of #AdobePremiere: -It's good for a while -They add features no one asked for and probably won't use -The core features, and thus the entire software, is now full of bugs -They get fixed slowly Rinse and repeat until my Stockholm Syndrome wears off and I switch to Resolve.

I'm sick of screens I'm really in the mood to dabble in some gizmos today. Wanna tinker with some trinkets and meddle with some doodads and perhaps some thingamajigs

unjaw your clench

okay thanks

Trying to get into the habit of pronouncing it Blueskee

Outside my window it currently looks how a Hozier song sounds

Hey Bluesky it's me Mike!