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A local Pokémon trainer has reportedly chosen to save her Master Ball on the off chance she runs into an even ancienter, legendarier Pokémon down the line. paletteswap.site/dif...

There's also Amon's cell phone which seems like it can beam 3D images directly into his eyes via a projector on the back if I'm seeing this scene right???

Button that reveals a handle for pulling down a keypad...........

LOSING IT

Just a heads up from PornHub, mommy domme content on the site “will always be in violation of our terms” — unless it’s a “stepmommy domme” audio

The Offspring's "Self Esteem" is Proust's *Swann's Way* and yes I'm as upset as you are about this realization I've had

*breathlessly, in tears* look

oh you hate samus' new friend, the wisecracking loser guy who won't shut up? well what if instead he was a wisecracking loser LADY who won't shut up! jabbering away with her stupid idiot jokey lines, ruining your immersion, samus has to fuck her just to shut her up. I've lost my train of thought.

Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.

Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙

A quick study of Equestrian portrait of Louis XIV I took some shrimperties 🦐

Finally all of the inner senshi are complete! It will be a while before starting the outers

In the Name of Venus

Banjo-Tooie Ending E

loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake

Remember, remember, the 4th of November ⛺🚲🍜🗻

There we go! www.thetimes.com/world/europe...

Haven't been promoting blog stuff much anywhere, but this one was relatively high-effort...I made custom portraits for an indie drpg and then had to watch my characters get smoked by demons nonstop https://ponti.club/path-of-the-abyss/

when the zombie apocalypse mid your shift but at least the snacks are free now.

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

A model of how to read a publishing contract...and how to make a heartbreaking decision.

Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.

i appreciate the grace with which the tumblr zoology pedants allowed me to pretend this was intentional

omg @sabs.bsky.social

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports

Same

(Waiter accidentally brings me the wrong dish) Friend: "Wait, isn't that chicken? I thought you were vegan?" Me:

product photography is my passion

Legendary and Mega Evolution deck mains HATE her. Force the Meta to concede with one cute bird.

Brushing my hair, which was so gay my friend genuinely nearly hurt himself because he fell trying to get away from me so quickly (I had just finished a bout in fencing, to set the scene a little)

mingo has taken to mocking my spouse whenever he sneezes or coughs by sleepily making the cat voice version of an annoying human sneeze or cough in response

I don't know what to tell you I bought it and it's soooooo good (but they still did one of my favorite game dialogue lines dirty so I quote the OG)

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

This was one of the all-time bangers of deep dive journalism from Waypoint. I was a part of Sierra fandom and closely followed these developments as they happened, and it's unreal to see it retold but with all of the wild, crazy financial business shit laid bare.

"It's not like I'm using" Case heard someone say, as he shouldered his way around the door of the Chat. "It's like my body's developed this massive drug deficiency." Sprawl voice, Sprawl joke. The Chatsubo was a bar for expatriates; you could drink there for a week & never hear 2 words in Japanese.

Rediscovered this electric article from 2020 by the great @duncanfyfe.net about the death of Sierra, a studio that was so so important to my childhood.

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

Have my disconnected thoughts about Hades 2, a game I anticipated for years and feel somewhat disappointed in, perhaps in ways that others won't. www.calliope.prof/hades2/

How DARE they put this behind a paywall.

i feel like using an llm to write your personal blog posts is extremely embarrassing. why are you even doing this? no one is making you blog, you are choosing to do it. if you don't care enough to write your own posts then just don't post at all.

I've been trying to put my thoughts about Hades 2 into words for a week and everything just sounds so mean spirited when it falls out of my head. Last night I hit the epilogue. So I need to figure it out soon or just give up

I still see job market stuff sometimes, since I set up one site to email me jobs in the region, and let me tell you, it's always exciting when the generic spiel about the school comes before the actual job description. You know it's going to be a great opportunity (Sarcastic)

In a rush to meet girlfriend 🏃‍♀️ #ff7 #aerti

I see Frankenstein discourse is happening again, which is exciting. You could do worse than read my essay on the subject, inspired by the wonderful conversation about the book on cohost dot org www.calliope.prof/frankenstein...