can the WH tell me what crimes I need to do to get some of that $1.776 billion to cover my student loan debt

Sounds like we need to keep ratcheting up his taxes until they do help that teacher in Queens.

I just want Gen Z realize that Millenials dealt with all the same awful job market stuff and the years they spent calling us complainers were actually us just trying to tell them things still suck. The ladder is further away from yall but it was still pulled up on us too.

computah plz stop showing me real estate influencers

yes. correct.

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

Understandably pollution and gas prices are the focus of most concern when it comes to oil coverage, but people are about to start finding out all the weird places petroleum based products have been inserted into basically every corner of daily life, too.

i see the internet has discovered the saline fetishists

i don’t think you should legally be allowed to call it a tour if it’s only like 6 cities

how do you think ai weiwei feels about everybody hating ai

full back tattoo of the preamble to the constitution

need some of you other girls to step up and start wearing schiaparelli because i simply cannot abide having to queen out over a jenner

Akira (1988)

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

Yall gotta stop opening these minimal book shops with only like 50 books in them.

if the christian god is real, do you think he's looking down at the goofs creating their own censored phone network like "so you guys are just screaming at me that you can't resist temptation, then?" or do you think he's like "yeah I really popped off with the whole sex thing, didn't I? sorry guys"

I am once again tapping the "it is a genuine qualitative break from 99.9% of human history that society can now produce massive food surpluses with the labor only a tiny percent of the population and nobody has any idea how to grasp this" sign.

Warnock: "I know that there are those who are tired of the remedy. I'm tired of racism. I think it's a strange position to be more concerned about the medicine than you are about the malady."

Slightly diminish a book How to Dent A Pipeline

Spirit shut down because they ran an unprofitable business. Any company buying them would not have allowed them to keep running at a loss. If the merger was allowed they would have been consolidated or had their prices raised…. and then consolidated later.

If you’re a Supreme Court pundit who went on and on after the tariffs case about how Our Great Institutionalist John Roberts Stood Up to Trump, a real concern you should have right now is me coming to your house to beat you up

I don’t value the well-being of the conservative justices.

It is worth, I think, emphasizing that in trampling congressional attempts to protect the rights of Black people, the Court is basically doing what it has always done, with the exception of a couple decades in the mid-20th century when it often worked with Congress to protect the rights of Black ppl

The Voting Rights Act may have been less explicitly partisan in its intention, but saying "states can effectively disenfranchise black people as long as they call it partisan gerrymandering" incentivizes partisan splits along racial lines.

I love to have my vote suppressed. I love to know I vote with the majority of the country and yet we do not get to have majority representation.

I don’t value John Roberts’ well-being.

oof.

just seeing lindsey get up there like that the whole maga situation makes a lot of sense if you think about it as findom like t really gets up there and says drain those wallets piggies and they all get wet

I don’t think the White House Correspondents Association Dinner is a ritual that defines democracy

I’m sorry but the rest of your life is going to be spent finding out about some new weird annoying guy, and then finding out he died

incredible math rock / social policy crossover

if the popular response to this weekend and the media attention around it is anything to go by, it would seem america has also lost its domestic capacity to manufacture consent

taylor lorenz throwing a little hissy fit about people expressing their disappointment that she went to the propaganda party does in fact prove them right if you just went as a "observer", you should be able to see the criticism and just say "yeah I get it" instead of crying about being cancelled

and speaking of trauma:

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

oh do news reporters know what it's like to be a public school teacher now

do we think the mentalist hosting the whca event sensed the vibes were off

you dont have to stage a shooting to get out of something if you get cold feet, just ghost and send an apology text 4 days later like a normal person

General George Washington required Continental Army soldiers be inoculated for smallpox. We would not have won independence if he hadn’t. You dumb chucklefuck.

Nine Inch Nails having a resurgence following a period of men whimpering discourse is simply not a coincidence.

brandon uranowitz is a national treasure

I’m an atheist and even I don’t have this much beef with da pope lmao

What's Goose got to say today?

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

the enemy of my enemy is.... the pope? wait that can't be right.