Somewhere in the last couple weeks I passed my 30,000th anti-ice whistle printed and shipped to organizers, neighbors, and friends around the country. the work has become second-nature at this point, the chirp of the printer a sound nobody in my house even notices. Get yours: linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

“White people can’t handle spicy food” only partially correct. There are two kinds of white people when it comes to spicy food, ones that can’t handle ketchup and ones that put hot sauce called like “insanity joe’s devilfucking sauce” on everything.

The wild thing about this is by 2022 the blockchain everything fad had long passed.

we need to teach the children proper pit etiquette

*Taps Sign*

Chicago is a living embodiment of American greatness.

Chicago wouldn’t elect this motherfucker as dog catcher anymore, but by all means Dems, give him the nod. 😂

He looks like he drank from the false grail 12 seconds ago.

Defeat 🤝 Jaws of Victory

It's very frustrating living in a country where the Republicans are given a free pass by the courts and by the media to do whatever deranged dangerous bugfuck batshit they want, but when Democrats make any change at all, the media hamstrings them and then the courts brain them with a cinder block.

No masks. No state or local coordination with ICE. No searches without a warrant. We can applaud these necessary steps to make it as difficult as possible for ICE to operate here. What we’re doing in NYS should be a template for the nation as we fight to abolish this rogue agency once & for all.

Lovely Ravenswood afternoon. Backpack full of everything bagels, sipping on coffee, riding the wheels off my mini velo. #bikechi

As an aside, we got some pretty awesome bike trails. North Channel Trail is my jam and North Branch Trail feels like you’re not even in the city at times.

That explains how I got REALLY into bikes.

Remember this next time you hit a pothole on your bike or see an unhoused person having a mental health crisis on the blue line. This is what the city has money for, not anything that actually improves lives.

It just took me 90 minutes to get from West Ridge Nature Park back to Logan Square. The traffic was absolutely unhinged. Part of it was definitely spillover from NDLSD closures due to the CPD funeral, but I think something happened on Western as well.

if you are trying to get anywhere on the Far North Side this morning be advised that traffic is in shambles, DLSD closed Foster to Hollywood for the CPD funeral

30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace

"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance

This story is WILD. Juan Orlando Hernandez, the Honduran ex-president pardoned by Trump for narcotrafficking, seemingly caught on tape in dozens of conversations (if true), discussing plans with GOP and other figures to attack left-wing governments, and saying Israel paid for his pardon from Trump.

Not The Onion. I actually asked when my middleSon read the headline to me www.kbb.com/car-news/tes...

Poland, Wielkopolska, Poznań 😉

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know I’ve played too much Fallout because I wanted to add this to my inventory while at the dermatologist so I can scrap it later.

Hope the spider is ok.

Hey #bikechi any other mini velo dorks out there? Wondering about packing a VO Neutrino into a travel case for flying. What to get and the like. I know VO has a vid of them putting one in a bmx flight bag but they disassemble the whole thing nearly.

That man has not one soul on this Earth that genuinely gives a shit about him

I guess Whistle Time is coming again. 😅😢😮‍💨

FOR REAL, I am not talking about the Interstate Popular Vote Compact enough. I need to fix that.

❤️ Long overdue.

Spring in Chicago used to mean Chicago police sweeping random people off the streets in Black and Brown neighborhoods and parking them in County Jail for the summer. Ostensibly designed to maintain order, the sweeps in fact cultivated disorder.

[email protected] for 100-3000 free whistles. Stock up, they’re getting warmed up. I have a feeling it’s going to be batshit through November.

Reminder that this isn't new (though still a cause for alarm!)—this awkward man was also out quite a bit during the fall occupation

Look, Ted Turner was an enemy of Vince McMahon. That’s worth something in my book.

This is the 82-year-old state senator the FBI just raided because she successfully redistricted Virginia to match racist Republican redistricting efforts. They targeted her because she's ruthless and effective. They don't want anyone else to play within their new rules.

❤️ to my Front Range peeps.

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

“We’re going to flood the zone. You’re going to see more ICE agents [than] you ever seen before.” The time to get whistles into the hands of your community is right now. We will send you whistles, for free, in quantities of 100-thousands. We do it every day. linktr.ee/3Dwhistles

If I could have Dinner with anyone, alive or dead, I would want them to be alive.

This is Gemini. She's at the vet because she keeps flying away. Luckily it's just a harmless case of airplane ears. 12/10 (IG: apolloandgem)

💖 when hope meets joy 🪄 they adopted him 🤎🤎💖🤎🤎

*leans into mic* birria tacos are just a form of dunkaroos

*leans into mic* hot chocolate is just marshmallow hot pot

youtu.be/DOQFWqEnjkY?... Always going through my head somewhere