When a kitten makes biscuits in the air, everyone thinks it's adorable, but when I make air biscuits, they get all mad and tell me to leave

Javier Milei is Phil Spector's sentient wig

It's the Pepsi Fascists vs the Coke Nazis in a battle for the next 2-4 years of pretending to do anything for the working class

Next up, we have Molly Flatulence and their hit song, "Fartin' With Disaster"

This is quite a hed/subhed. 1) Start with Vance. Use strong action verb. Accept the autocratic premise that the “Marines’ Might” are Vance’s to flex. 2) Mention the protest second and absurdly describe them as in the thousands 3) Treat Trump’s strong man use of the military as a partisan scuffle.

I'm entering the 4th meal of consciousness

Caturday? Bitch, it's Thursday

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

I'm dead mature, me

my inner monologue is the saxophone solo from Caribbean Queen

"Look what they took from us" ass motherfuckers can play NES in their pajamas while eating capn crunch anytime they feel like

You cannot be fucking serious

Looks like Smithers, talks like Mr. Burns

We already had "American DOCTOR WHO". It was called THE BLUES BROTHERS

Complex system cascading failure analysis. The video is 10 mins long, so I had to break it up into pieces. Part 1.

her: babe those aren't the lyrics to sixteen tons, can you stop singing it like that? :/ me: soooooooome people say a man is made out of cum

REALLY feeling this one today.

Overslept in my medbed and now I’m a supersoldier

im only here to tell you about the letter e. gtradio 🪩📻 youtu.be/GM7duQW5i4w?...

Pancake kitty dropping some wisdom :3

here's 17 year old incel thurston brandypimple to lecture you on the importance of traditional masculinity. in his spare time he collects doilies and lynching post cards. he just received a $2b endowment from peter thiel's committee to blow up schools with cruise missiles.

Those just tuning in: I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX the last 6 yrs. Tariffs, supply chain issues, and recent radical statewide bans have trashed the market and will for years to come. I’ve enacted an escape plan, POSSIBLY a little late? 😬 and could use some help. Direct here also, or share. 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤

FRIDAY FUNDAY FELLOW WORKER DRONES! My business is fucked & the job market is fucked & I’m getting out of both. Entirely. With your help I have a clear path to having trade school half paid for & can really focus on setting up my LLC to start the licensing process & getting my tools together

Sir, I found a bullet, it reads, "Dis heckin UwU bb musheen 🥝🥝 👒🎼🎼"

It's not clear if anyone actually has your nose when someone comes up to you and goes "got your nose", here's what you need to know if someone says that they have your nose.

If you use the inverse Pizza Hut commercial theory, from the death of Stalin, til The Gorbachev ad in 1998 (45 years) and count from Trump's earlier Pizza Hut ad in 95, Communism will emerge victorious in the US in 2040

belatedly realizing this whole kirk performative retribution is a dry run for the next guy

last week has proven one thing: we are all getting banned for the things we post when Donald trump eventually dies

is that Dennis Hopper's face on the ai shit-o-matic image

This video of someone following soldiers around Washington DC playing the Imperial March from Star Wars is fucking hilarious. It’s also hilarious when bubba threatens to call metro police on the person for following them. 😂

Political violence is bad unless you're committing it against your most vulnerable constituents for a photo op, I guess.

I don't cry over people John Brown would have shot

The flags are actually at half mast for my asshole after eating 3 bowls of Wendy's chili #neverforget

I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

Who up not giving sympathies to the gum nazi

Why would you let liberals fill the power vacuum in 2028? Why not come to a consensus on which 3rd party we use for an actual left-wing platform?

How Milhouse sees the world

[standing in front of a mirror] sirhan sirhan sirhan