i have seven thousand invite codes and i will auction them all off for the low low price of $5 per. please DM on bluesky the app that definitely has DMs

This app is still around, huh?

really underrated part of michael jordan's legacy is how he was always wearing that fucking pirate earring

Moebius

New short fiction about grief and an unexpected series of deliveries, based on a true story. www.otherstrangeness.com/2023/09/07/f...

delete

when i lose a follower

i want to feel pretty

Nietzsche on semen retention

Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

Oh! To live in a large, hollowed out stump in the woods, and have a moss rug to squish my toes into.

The labeling is not picking up the nsfw images of Kirby and I’m sick . Don’t do this to him

They’re saying “X marks the pedophile”

"You'll sit around and have a reliable food source! What happened to hunting megafauna like a REAL man?!"

I will not irrigate my crops. I will not have crops!

Smelted tools? That’s just a lie made up by Big Metallurgy to make you lazy.

doomers during the agricultural revolution: they will make you eat the wheat. they will make you live in a single location. and you will make so many clay pots.

fr fr

women sense my apes and seek my slurp juices. i do not avoid women, but i do deny them my slurp juices.

oh wow that feels like absolute shit. i just opened tiktok for the first time in 8 months and i forgot that the only person i followed was my ex. and i get to see their beautiful face being adorable and cute. i’m genuinely happy for them! i also feel like stabbing my self now in the heart!!!!

I will never "sleep"

logging on

Posts don’t have to make sense to get a like from me. It’s just a pure, physiological reaction to the totality of the text. The thumb decides and the brain rationalizes. Don’t ask me to explain. The thumb is a black box.

journalists stop calling tech bros with eating disorders "biohackers" challenge (impossible)

our great war is a spiritual war

Loved this until they died

i think being insufferable online will fix me

That’s the end of that. I am lucky to have met the love of my life on there before being banned for bloodthirsty rhetoric

I don’t think you could convey modern conservatism in any sort of essay or book as accurately as you could just showing people this image

wish there was a union for people who don't want to participate in society at all

i need a good cry. which is good because it’s happening whether i’d like it to or not

i don’t want to be forgiven i want to be forgotten

don’t forget all your friends you left behind i’ll send them a postcard in the mail, sometime i feel so scared and all alone but that place doesn’t exist anymore, i can never go home

all my friends, all my friends are in my head, are in my head all my friends are in my head

you’re living in it, baby

Bluesky alder

Blusky elders

It's hard to lose track of people you know anymore. Before people just came and went in and out of your life... https://www.welcometohellworld.com/everything-is-gonna-be-perfect-from-that-point-going-forward/

You're bringing a real twitter vibe to this place by making fun of me because people also make fun of me on there

A lot of people who think of themselves as atheists or non-religious are secular Christians. Boy do they get pissy when you point that out