Heading to 7-11, anyone need any

Pikmin 4 (2023)

“Bloodborne was just alright.”

Holy fucking shit. The X sign (which flashes incessantly) juxtaposed against the amount of light it throws on the buildings nearby. Full video out there on Twitter/social media but lmaoooo

Me, an elder millennial teaching ESL skills: "The phone rings; a guy wants to speak to your brother. What do you say?" "They’re calling my brother on my phone?" "It’s your house phone." "I don't have." "Imagine you have a house phone." "Should call my brother's phone." "Imagine it's the 90s, ok?"

The first iPad kid President is gonna be so fucking sick, imagine a campaign speech that ends with “give me a vote for free robux press here to redeem r o b u x”

A lot of people, when you come to Taiwan, will tell you about beef noodles and bubble tea, and those are both good! But what you really want is small sausage inside larger sausage. It covers both major food groups.

Shoutout to the time I was walking through the hallway at school and saw the elementary kids had made this as part of their community outreach poster project.