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why do they call it christmas when you almost christmas the cold food wasn't christmas hot eat the food

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The mossy Mini Ulfhedinn and golden Large Sir Gawain are now gone, but the rest of these beauties are still here....for now 👀

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

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this breaching my immediate circles is really funny but i do think its genuinely good for you. write some bullshit you're not even into. if the audience can't even tell what you're writing as pervert research versus what you're writing with one hand down your pants then hell yeah.

How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account

drawing comics? you will perish, unfortunately

I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda

i find myself getting lost in your eyes. there are no exits. not sure how i got here in the first place. it’s been weeks. no food or water, but i can hear the minotaur

managed to finish in one sitting!!! took me 9 hrs late night cigarette

In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder

Cherry Bomb is back for our Black Friday drop! 🍒❤️🖤

Who made the snowman melt 😔

SO! opening my shop again for a brief time for the holidays before i close it indefinitely again! if there's anything you've been eyeing, now's the time to nab it ! 🔁s mean the world since reach is harder on here! 💥 www.neonnuisancestudio.store 💥

I really do unironically feel like this all the time

anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Let it snow ❄️

Y'all these patina pours turned out so good!! 💚🧡🤎

the person on the other side of this gloryhole doesn't know i'm in full clown makeup and attire

NOT A PHASE 1/3 . . . Happy Halloween!!! I made an angsty comic about sparkledog werewolves for the season 💖

Starting the month out with some ridiculously pretty crystal pours in soft+!

Ever wanted to eat your squishies before? I did a little project for myself and made gummies out of some of my squish! Here's a few pics from before they were dusted with corn starch to prevent them from being overly sticky.

Alrighty y'all we've been brewing up something new this Halloween, welcome to the shop Patches the Cursed Dragon Plush! It was our goal this year to introduce more penetrables to the shop and so we are! These are size small for now, with size large coming this week! #sextoy #penetrable #stroker

Fruiting Bodies #art #mushroom

two wyrms french kissing on the dick bag...... *terribly affected french accent* ah, la romance. ft. @twilightmeadowcreations.com's lindwyrm (two of them (two of them))

The Kiss #paleoart #berensart2025

Mods are asleep post brassicas

that’s it! I’ve decided there’s too much! enough!

At a normie art market just trolling people with squishy markers.

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[aquarium] we're going to feed our octopus [me] oh sweet they are so cool [aquarium] *removes bricks weighing down the top and unlocks several locks and removes heavy chain and turns off surveillance alarms and-*

They’re coming out with a new even sexier number that I’m being told makes 69 look completely puerile

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