Random 20% discount on pre-made items through midnight (est) tonight (4/7/26) somethingsquishytoys.com/shop/

Questionable color choice, but IT LIVES!!! (Gotta redo the mold but you get the point)

Probably gonna make a smaller gummy worm that’s not 2’ long…

I HAVE FINISHED MY SHORTER LABELS!!!! Which I realize 0 other people will care about but I’m excited. It took like 400 code tweaks/tests (which I know because I have a pdf generated for each code change in my downloads folder) because I suck at coding but it’s DOOOOONNNEEE!

My order from @squishytoys.bsky.social got here! I love my cereal, I may JUST order a bolwful at a later date.

Good morning XD (I went with the shortest one)

Shortest (right) for $75 or Medium (middle) for $90? Which of the two should I make, because I'm only making 1 of them? (left is regular size which goes for ~$140)

Philly punk market was amazing!! Picked up this little fella from the incredible @squishytoys.bsky.social and have NOT stopped staring at them, I love the colors oh so much AGH This is yet again another sign that you should go to local indie markets and support indie artists PLEASE

Da loooooops. So so happy with my new acquisition from @squishytoys.bsky.social 🥣 #dongsky #siliconesky

If y'all were at a con/vendor area, how many of you would grab something from one of the following machines: a) $1 with little mushroom/other mini squish, stickers etc b) $5-7 with fidgets, small containers, small squish (bunnies, ears, etc) c) $10 larger squish, mix of smaller things, etc?

Listing for individual cereal inclusions as requested: somethingsquishytoys.com/product/indi... I put in some color options because I'm feeling fancy lol.

Some buttery feet for your Monday eyeballs? (Having to get a bit weird with my storage bins)

Y’all… WHY DID THE BASE OF THIS TURN INTO A DERANGED SCRUB DADDY?!

Everything is uploaded. Half the stuff is marked as on sale but it's just because i was correcting a logic error in my pricing program in a silly way.

Apparently I have closer to 150 items for tonight's drop. Swing by some random time around 8-8:15. I'm gonna casually upload everything within a time range to keep my head from exploding. I also had some extra time, so I got the fruity cereal ones photographed for tonight :D

Drop around 8-8:15 tonight. There’s around 100 items going up. Time is approximate but I’ll post here once I start the product upload. Stuff will ship Thurs morning before I leave for The Sangawa Project (Pittsburg).

Forbidden cereal. (before degassing)

Snack time… Also drop maybe Tuesday night?

Chaotic pile of drying markers. Gotta get enough in before I go to Pittsburg in a week and a half 😂 Drop coming hopefully by Tuesday while I prep for the show.

Come see me IRL in Pittsburg, Feb 6-8 at The Sangawa Project (smaller 18+ anime convention). www.sangawaproject.com You can also meet my mom, who is nice enough to occasionally be my booth buddy lol. I'll also be doing a drop sometime before then. My dick bins overfloweth.

30% off all ears in my shop through midnight 1/12 est. (and 25% off pre-made stuff through 1/7) (if you add ears with other pre-made stuff, only the 25% off will come off, but you can purchase the ears separately and I'll combine orders/shipping. Quirks of my website -_-')

25% off all pre-made toys! Through 1/7 at midnight est. I realized I kind of forgot it was New Years, so here's a belated sale :P

I’ll be doing a post office run today. All but one custom pours are done. Ornaments will ship either today or Monday. (And I might have a few additional mushrooms etc which I’ll keep up in the website afterwards)

Last day to snag some sweet savings and order custom inclusion stuff! Also (unrelated) I'm setting up a discord where you can see more fugly behind the scenes pics of stuff :P

Neat looking butts

Tiny ornament kiln unload! Some technical issues with them but I can fix them on the next (real) go round. Def going to adjust the mushroom colors a bit lol (Cut off the end of rhe video because time limits)

MTO coupon was glitching and not applying, but should be working now. If you placed a MTO order, I manually refunded you the 10% off. Also stoked to make people their ornaments :D

And here is an update on the mushroom ornaments with the actual colored versions! (You get a free one with $80+ orders this weekend) (The colors all fire differently and I’m going to make the border a bit bigger I think, but you get the idea) I’ve gone mad with stencil making power 😂

Yall. I’m obsessed 😂 I fired the gingerbread men yesterday and they’re so stinking cute 😤 (I’m not selling the half decapitated ones because they’re probably going to break but you can pseudo customize the gingerbread man style you want on my website if you want them)

Official Black Friday Sales: 30% off pre-made stuff 10% off made-to-order items (some) inclusion MTOs are open Free ceramic ornaments with purchases over [some amount tbd; I'll commend under this with more info shortly]

For Black Friday I’m going to open up inclusion customs and also run a sale. More info tbd. And there will be something involving ornaments but low-key this year and next year I’ll maybe try for the special limited edition ones. Gotta keep myself a little sane atm 😂

Black Friday / Xmas idea pitch: limited edition ceramic ornaments each year (I do ceramics now) and have them up around november/early december. Designs would change each year. Interest? They'd be similar to this style (but probably fancier and related to my shop; these are unfired experiments)

Custom orders I’m gonna try to burn through. If you don’t see your order here, check your email because I’m Probably trying to contact you about your order (except #2864 - I ripped the insect queen mold in half and killed the first pour and need to remake the mold 💀)

It's that time of year again. Who wants a #cranbussy?

All work and no play makes… a sink full of jacks??? I still have more to make 😅

throw back :P I call this one 'blood in the cucumber water'. (I was going for pickles and condiments). What do we think - more pickles??

When you’re plotting additional ear piercings and you happen to have a bunch of silicone replicas of your own ear lying around 😂 (Feel free to weigh in. Helix on white ear is the one in def getting. I have a single lobe.)

Ya absolute monsters ordered over 20 jacks 😂😂😂 Gonna be a weird pouring weekend lol. Legit that’s over half my customs. Just jacks for DAYS 😂

Inventory is like 97% finished. All orders that don’t require stuff to be poured are about to get dumped at the post office. I have a hell of a lot of Jacks to pour, you absolute maniacs 😂

Updating inventory! Everything is out of stock atm and I'm going to scan everything back in to make sure the inventory is accurate and then delete any out of stock listings left over. If you wanted to grab pics of anything on the site, today is the day.

We somehow got setup early despite getting in so late yesterday??! Anywho if your at Nekocon (VA) comes say hi!

Due to the car battery debauchle, we got in and had only 20 mins to unload, so now the entire setup is the 2 hrs we have this morning before the show opens. It’s gonna get weird 😂 At least there’s waffles lol.

Trying to go to Nekocon to setup and my stupid car battery died so now I’m gonna get caught in dc traffic 💀 HIGHLY recommend getting a little remote battery pack jumper… the number of times that thing has simplified my life is insane.

Because I got like 7 emails asking, here are some specs for Jack :P That's all you get for now XD I love you all lol. Butter has some really bad specs too.

Got some glowy bones and a few other odds and ends I’m gonna toss up in a few hours. Come say hi if you’re at exxxotica nj this weekend!

MTO listings for JACK and BUTTER are up because y'all apparently thirst XD somethingsquishytoys.com/product/made... somethingsquishytoys.com/product/made...

Ever wonder how to fit 100s of dildos into the back of a Honda fit with tables?? Reusable grocery bags. It’s amazing how much you can fit in weird crevices when stuff is in bags 😂 I’ll see people next weekend for Exxxotica NJ :)

AHAHA! HAHAHA, YES! Alison you ROCK! My candycorns from @squishytoys.bsky.social I'M SO EXCITED

CEREAL FINAL FORM!!!!!!! Had to pour some of these before I left :P They'll be going live on the website (with a few other things) in ~30 minutes. I *might* do a post office run tomorrow on the way out. If you'll be at the Ohio Fetish Flea, come say hi and squish my cereal XD

Meet Jack. Also I’ll be doing another mini drop later today or early tomorrow. Got some last minute goodies I made last night.