every day my belief that the ticket is gonna be Newsom/AOC gets stronger

anarchists can be so silly sometimes. Sarah you are describing the legal system of pre victorian England

victory lap

I remember just last year that every day in every way, the media took time to inform me that Joe Biden Is Old. But now that they've been handed the biggest scandal in living memory, the granddaddy of them all, the HOLY SHIT THEY WERE FUCKING CHILDREN scandal? "Hey, c'mon, it's ... it's okay, man."

they talk about child prostitute rapists like theyre a cop that just killed a black kid

in case you guys didn't see, Ludwig is doing a charity stream to raise for the Trevor Project! come check it out! www.twitch.tv/ludwig

mfs online will bicker over left vs centre meanwhile the average Democrat will be ecstatic for a Newsom/AOC ticket

AL GORE JR COMPLETE AND TOTAL EXONERATION THATS WHY HE'S THE GOAT

but what about Hillary's emails

i know a lot of people have valid concerns about the mods here but you simply cannot be mad that they don't allow death threats lol

they did the thing lol - it's not even permanent!

the having sex with kids for hours thing doesn't look nearly as bad when you give him the benefit of the doubt and consider the context. yknow, really he's the victim of all this and we should be mindful of his trauma

the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"

I'm using tilt controls!

am i crazy or does Obergefell not actually really matter because it's a ruling on a bill that is no longer law. like regardless of the ruling scotus goes with in 2025, civil law still says gay marriage is the law of the land

on the WHAT

Lucky you! For the record--and thank God!--I am not Chuck Schumer, either.

A beloved shop cat named Bob is feared dead after UPS plane’s fireball crash: ‘He was a good cat’

supreme court poised to side with "No We Shouldn't" in landmark case "We Should Shoot The Economy In The Head For No Reason v. No We Shouldn't"

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

curse you John Calvin

the extrajudicial boat murders have become so prevalent they meet the official definition of serial killing

LA, the entire city, may have been in the Epstein flight logs, new evidence reveals

Nobody's really ready to grapple with this, but the only way to deal with this is to internalize the fact that merely being a Republican makes you unfit to hold public office

so this is totally because someone in his ear is still salty about the ecowas thing right? like it is very believable that there's a wagnerboo in his ear

it's November... you know what that means...

Feel like, as a society, we might consider moving Halloween to the last Friday in October (observed.) Vibes truly immaculate tonight.

i dont care if he's lying through his teeth and already has a Cuomo watch party organized with all his friends, i want the Democratic Party Senate leader, Senator from New York, to say loudly that he is voting for the Democratic Party nominee for mayor. what a joke

lol. lmao, even.

go go gadget MAD thread

on one hand alberta leaving canada would be bad for alberta and canada on the other hand it would mean PP loses his seat in the House of Commons again

Oh no! In all of your demographic slices of the Economist/YouGov data that you showed, you forgot to include "white" as a demographic slice! But don't worry, I got you! 48.3% unfavorable. 1.8% unsure. 49.9% favorable. 🫠

oh my god, im almost as dumb as the president of the united states

close enough, welcome back workfare 🙄

Mills: hi guys im the sitting governor, you've already elected me before, pretty please can i be senator Mainers: hell naw, screw off you octogenarian hag Graham Platner: heil satan i mean stalin i mean hitler i mean Mainers: SIR YES SIR DEATH TO MAGA

MRBEAT NO DON'T POST ABOUT PURITY TESTS NOOOOOOOO

retracting my retweet on this 😭

dawg

There are now two senate races in New England where we have to support another fucking octogenarian because the Democrats can’t pick decent young candidates to save their fucking life. The Berniecrats suck at it and the establishment doesn’t try. This is awful.

alright yeah Platner should drop out of the race

Based on Bluesky's current growth and usage metrics, there's only about six months before everyone on here becomes pregnant at the same time. We will all give birth around Jan 2027 and the shared experience of childrearing "the Bluesky generation" will unite us in purpose and, possibly, all thought.

The year is 2037. The economy is booming. Social media has been aligned to the public good. The green transition continues at great speed. r/MurderedByAOC no longer contains her statements, and instead just redirects to the Wikipedia pages for about 40 Republican representatives. All is well.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

Explaining burgers to Americans: imagine a burger

twitter isnt sending their best