Had a really amazing experience at the Sunn O))) show the other night. Besides the glorious feedback and distortion it was also.... funny? I dunno if it was intentional but the lights kept showing shades of Philly sports teams and I really appreciated it.

I'm imagining Koreans standing around the wallow, cheering them on and making speeches about how even the humblest pig can aspire to someday becoming pork.

On the new currency, "In God We Trust" has been replaced by "What's In It For Me?"

i make this podcast where i talk to people about getting fired. it's very real, it's not inspiration p0rn, and while i absolutely want you to rise from the ashes, i will NEVER give you some faux "you'll be totally fine" BS. tune in and/or get in touch if you want to tell your story.

This tree was shooting it's mouth off about all sorts of stuff and I just listened but then made a disparaging remark about David Cronenberg's 1981 masterpiece SCANNERS and I just couldn't take it.

Michael the DJ continues to put out my new favorite mashup albums. Get her latest from Bandcamp and pay her for the work! michaelthedj.bandcamp.com/album/volume-8

Incredible

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

Surveillance (1984) by Guy Billout

Rainy and chilly but still a good case for spring being a favorite season...

I can appreciate the effect the pitch clock has on the game of baseball but also don't need the anxiety of a small count down clock I encounter endlessly that turns red when it gets below 3 while I'm trying to unwind.

Totally lost my wedding ring. Got it hung up on a screw at work and it was bent. I remember setting it down someplace and thinking "This is not a good last place to put this but it will do for now," and I might as well have been throwing it into a creek trying to skip it at that point.

The song the Beastie Boys sampled in Sure Shot sounds like a person goofing around on a flute trying to figure out how to play the sample from Sure Shot. youtu.be/etOrYtQ3EGc?...

I hate AI with a passion in all its uses and implementation but if they put it into garbage cans and called it "Droids" I'd be on Duolingo learning Beep-Boop language and sell both of my kidneys to have one.

If instead of pretending to be loan officers a scam caller said they were the Dean of Potato Chip University calling about a possible scholarship I'd give up my social security number, mother's maiden name and all other sensitive information immediately.

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

My job is to bridge the gap between our customers and Acme's state of the art product line of rocket roller skates, anvils, jet packs, and fake tunnels. Whether or not my clients catch the roadrunner is not up to me. I am just here to help.

LOW STAKES VILLAGE PRANKS • sitting in large tree emitting seagull noises • popping out of trash can, insisting passersby have overdue library books • sneaking inside bakery to turn croissants around backwards • introducing yourself to horse you’ve known for 15 years

It astounds me that more NCAA basketball teams don’t recruit more teen wolves.

Free school meals are a game-changer. Not only are we fuelling kids with healthy food, but our programme has unlocked £49m in extra funding for disadvantaged pupils. That’s a win for families and our schools. www.london.gov.uk/mayors-unpre...

White noise machine set to gentle rain while it is gently raining outside so I fall double asleep.

Kansas City #Royals outfielder Bo Jackson makes an amazing throw to get Seattle #Mariners baserunner Harold Reynolds out at home plate in the Kingdome! Great tag by Bob Boone! (1989) #BoKnows #MLB #Baseball

I bought a big obnoxious (expensive) bouquet of flowers to be delivered to my daughter's school for her tenth birthday, thinking it'd be fun for her to wrangle with all day. School called me and said they couldn't deliver it. Had to go pick it up and give it to her at home. 😒

There are so many but maybe

“Perhaps more than any other record the band has issued in the last 20 years, Sunn O))) best recalls the austere glories of The Grimmrobe Demos (1999),” writes Jonathan Shaw. dustedmagazine.tumblr.com/post/8120705... @subpop.bsky.social

"Jeff, we need some good things. You got any?" I do. Here are many Good Good Things... www.gojeffgo.com/good-good-th...

It's a really nice feeling to get this in the mail and read it and laugh. Go for it.

The first scene of Ghoulies is similar to the beginning of Jason and the Argonauts but after that the comparison really falls apart.

Boognish.

My grandfather wanted his remains to be donated to science. I am going donate my body to phys ed.

"Let's watch Mr. Quiet Man." - 6 y.o. asking to watch Mr. Bean

I didn't love Sinners and also I have watched Ghoulies like 7 or 8 times this month, so ya know, whatever. Opinons about movies are small, curious things conjured from the eternal nothingness that we can't control and which may come back and bite us if we aren't careful. Just like Ghoulies.

Important business meeting with my new associate.

Experimental guitarist Bill Orcutt explores the intersection between agitation and timelessness on "Music in Continuous Motion," our Album of the Day.

Not pictured - my tie-dye variant of the pizza shirt Jeff and Jon are wearing which is just under my hoodie!

So #BeeGees peeps, Blue Weaver played w/ Wu-Tang Clan last night. From Google Alerts: "How did the 79-year-old Welsh keyboardist Blue Weaver suddenly appear on stage? One might suspect the explanation lies in the fact that the musician..." in German & registration required! I haven't ...

Water Lilies isn’t one painting—it’s a series. Monet returned to the subject again and again, creating over 250 canvases. One pond, endless light.

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Not watching the WBC but definitely am digging the hats. Maybe my favorite so far is Mexico:

#InternationalWomensDay #MusicSky Kim Gordon & Kim Deal - Little Trouble Girl

Kevin Hart looking at his phone: CASINO! Kevin Hart dressed in a suit of armor: CASINO!! CASINO!!! Kevin Hart holding an open refrigerator door with one hand in the other a phone: CASINO! CASINOOOO!!!! Kevin outside: CAAAASSSSIIIIIINNNN- (Skip ad)

Know how Tolkien talked about "Cellar door" being an especially beautiful sounding English phrase? Well I just told my wife I'm about to watch Ghoulies on Tubi and nearly fainted. "Ghoulies on Tubi." Mmm... Beautiful. Give it a spin, feels great.

I cant stop thinking about this old Tumblr post. As a long time teacher, I can confirm this artwork is still everywhere because we were still using materials that were there when I was a kid. This art style wasn't allowed in my classroom, I've always loathed it haha

literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back

Tried to write some words about my sweet dog, you know, for closure, but wow, it's tough. I included a bunch of nice photos. www.gojeffgo.com/goodbye-swee...

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

Gen Z is reviving DVDs and Blu-rays, with local video rental shops reporting record months and membership numbers as young people embrace physical media. Read more: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Running away the Mother of God into Egypt https://www.wikiart.org/en/pieter-bruegel-the-elder/running-away-the-mother-of-god-into-egypt