Something something Smedley Butthead.

Trump really lives and governs like a terminal Make a Wish kid whose wish was to be American Hitler.

My only hope is that @gtconway.bsky.social hikes his pants up as high as Jerry Nadler for continuity of government, while otherwise bringing the change we need in these bizarre times.

This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!! Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!

We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes

kyrsten sinema seemingly had a long-term plan to cash out of her senate job by establishing a reputation as someone who was connected to both parties, so at minimum it is good to see her get to find out that her name is mud

I think this is right

This is the worst case scenario that everybody was worried about

How bad has 2025 been? We broke time.

UPDATE: in point of fact there is not an innocent explanation for this.

What is striking here, of course, is that no one was apologizing for being white at any point, outside of some very unusual academic hothouse environments. What the experience as 'apologizing for being white' is actually just 'accommodating non-white people living as full citizens and equals.'

Eureka S4 "Monstrosity" is absolutely someone's WALL-E/ED-209 slash fiction and I will not be convinced otherwise.

Matthew Broderick needs to start a Steely Dan cover band called Ferrous Bueller

The Epstein files are as blacked out as Pete Hegseth on New Year's Eve.

WELKER: Why was Ghislaine Maxwell moved just days after you interviewed her? BLANCHE: That's a Bureau of Prisons security issue that I will not talk about WELKER: Did you have anything to do with it? BLANCHE: I am responsible for the Bureau of Prisons, so every decision they make lands on my desk

HUNT: So do you think the actions the DOJ is taking this are specifically designed to protect Donald Trump? JAMIE RASKIN: Well, what else? Yeah

Jasmine Crockett: “Did Trump’s DOJ really think dropping hundreds of blacked out pages counted as complying with the law— I know it’s a bunch of unqualified folks with no backbone over there, but this is next level”

Every time I read a study on the performance of "agentic" AI, I think of the experiment where they tried to get an AI to design a robot that can walk, but it never did because it figured out building a really tall robot that immediately falls over is a cheaper way to maximise distance travelled.

i’m just going to assume the 90% of pages that they blacked out is ONLY donald trump

if the department of justice has kompromat on Trump then who else does

One must conclude that parts of, or all of the redacted documents in the Epstein file release refer to Trump raping minors. Otherwise, why are they redacted?

“The world is being run by genocidal pedophiles and we don’t even get healthcare” I mean, unpopular opinion but at the end of the day that’s kind of on us

File 468. Purposely removed from the yesterday’s release of Epstein Files. Who do you think is seen in file 468?

If there only was a word for a governing system in which one set of laws applied to people of a specific race, and a completely different and much harsher set of laws applied to those of another race... www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...

Yes, it’s a coverup by Pam Bondi. But it’s really a coverup by Donald Trump. Bondi is his agent.

I have a general rule of thumb that the closer to the origin of wine (Georgian, Armenian, Greek) the more brutal it is. Not bad, per se, but less nuance. But it can be good as "comfort food."

Bro move on

They can redact and play games but it doesn’t change the fact that the President of the United States is a child rapist.

They aren't already in jail because there's a shortage of courage & corruption free courts. Destroying the legal system piecemeal. Pam Bondi faces calls to be jailed as bipartisan articles of impeachment are drafted Source: The Mirror US share.newsbreak.com/geh988ux

What the actual fuck? The DEADLINE was yesterday. Sure Dems, come on out and tell us how they broke the law by not releasing all the documents, redacting hundreds of pages, and adding photos of Bill Clinton that had nothing to do with Epstein. Where are the US Marshalls? The DEADLINE was yesterday.

At this point it is factually proven that being a Trump supporter = being a child rape supporter. #MAGA #GOP #Trump #EpsteinFiles

The Epstein files are redacted so hard they look like televisions when they're turned off.

Trump walks away, ignoring questions from reporters

I don’t think the law passed by Congress said that DOJ has to release less than 1% of the materials by Dec 19.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Beyond parody. We have an attorney general who is covering up the Epstein Files and a President who is proud he could identify a giraffe

Yesterday played out exactly as many expected a cover-up. When 119 pages of grand jury documents are released entirely redacted, that goes far beyond protecting victims’ identities. A court ordered these records released, yet what the public received was effectively nothing.

WOW: The DOJ has DELETED an image from its release of the Epstein files that shows photos of Trump in a drawer. Yesterday, we noted that this image — file 468 — likely slipped through the cracks while officials were attempting to hide materials pertaining to Trump. Now, it’s gone.

HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files: Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996. The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...

This is what Republican politicians are slaves to and MAGA-cultists worship like a god .. (cartoon Matt Wuerker)

Well the Epstein files were mostly of hundreds pages of complete black boxes. So now the House Committee is pissed & is getting ready to file impeachment charges against the Regime. youtu.be/hTGhZu4S7aI?...

Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.

Trump says Hillary Clinton was “nasty, whew, I wouldn’t want to go home to her” and then just stops short of calling her a bitch

The Epstein Transparency Act required the release of ALL Epstein files yesterday, not just some of them. Pam Bondi has broken the law. Arrest Pamela Bondi now.

The Epstein Files, everybody!